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Who is this guy Britney Spears has been with lately? Ok who cares, enough of the homo. Look at Britney’s legs and not so much her face. I love that she makes effort getting a tan and keeping her body in shape again and says what-the-hell with her face.

Miley is in love. Your not, you should behead yourself

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:25:50 +0000

Miley Cyrus spoke out again about how in love she is. Yeah tell me how great love feels in 6 months. God I’m 24 years old WTF am i doing covering this. I’m going to lift weights and scream at some gays after this post.

The actress/singer reveals she has never been as lovesick as she is now, after falling for Hemsworth on the set of their new film The Last Song, and, at 17, she insists she now knows what real love is.

She adds, “The last thing I was expecting was to fall in love. I went there (film set) thinking the summer was about me and getting focused on my career. But I guess God was like, ‘Girl, here is this amazing guy’.”

Jesus shut the Eff up. A 17 year old knowing what true love is? Live with someone for a year and see how much that love changes. Then add a baby in that situation. Yeah it’s adorable the first few days with the baby jumping on you in the morning, after a week of that you’ll beg for some silence….But Awwww we complete each other!

Wow…..Look at those heels

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 03:44:04 +0000

There is nothing sexier than a buttaface looking chick in some high heels and i don’t mean normal high heels i mean high heels that make you two feet taller. Fun fact? Fergie is actually 3ft tall. 3ft and that face, wow God must really hate her and me also for being forced to look at her. Nice glove Douchenozzle.

OMG’erz Leo + Kate 4ever!

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 03:35:56 +0000

Actor Leonardo DiCaprio is helping Kate Winslet through her split from husband Sam Mendes, the Sun reports. Insiders say the actors rekindled the friendship they made during Titanic when filming Revolutionary Road in 2008.

“Leo and Kate have been like brother and sister since they starred in Titanic together,” an insider claimed. “And since Kate’s marriage started to go south, around the time they were filming Revolutionary Road, they’ve got closer again. Kate has always really adored Leo and feels like she can tell him anything.
“They were so young when Titanic came out, so it’s fair to say they basically grew up together, professionally at least,” they added. “They were thrust into stardom together and were the only people who knew what the other was going through. He’s been a rock for her.”

How sweet would it be if Leo and Kate totally got together and got married and had babies?!?!

I apologize my 12 year old sister wrote the above. I’m back now, oh who i am kidding it was me all along!

Last name ever, first name greatest

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 04:25:20 +0000

Paris Hilton in yet another video (NSFW)

Christina Aguilera in a thong on the beach

Miley Cyrus upskirt

Natalie Portman as a school girl

Lady GaGa topless for the first time

Fergie showing ass

Megan Fox spreading showing panties

Kim Kardashian sexy in lingerie

Christina Aguilera drunk showing ass (NSFW)

Tila Tequila sexy lesbian kiss

Angelina Jolie naked and dancing (NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan first nude pix (NSFW)

Britney Spears backstage showing ass (NSFW)

Will you be watching? Me either

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:34:16 +0000

Pamela Anderson will be appearing on Dancing with The Stars and here’s a preview of her dancing. Aren’t you excited guys?!?! I wonder what to expect from her on the show? Is Pamela aware that she can’t get naked during the dance? God I might actually watch this trainwreck, i mean Pamela’s part not the whole show.

Ok that’s adorable

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:21:50 +0000

Here’s Ashley Tisdale and her dog. I have no smart ass comment, i just find these pictures totally adorable. I got a thing for Ashley. She’s 24 and haven’t leaked pix or a Sex Tape yet? I find it interesting that she’s good friends with Vanessa Hudgens. I guess it’s nice to be a good girl and have whores as friends.

Jessica loves being fat, i mean overweight

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 02:39:05 +0000

Jessica Simpson is now speaking out against the meany people that talk bad about overweight people. She now accepts her full figure, well i don’t so…

“You can’t walk anywhere without thinking, ‘I wonder if they think I’m fat …. I wonder if they’ve read that story,” Simpson said. “I couldn’t help it. And I think that once I realized it wasn’t going to stop, I had to find a way to accept it, and I had to find a way to use it.”

I guarantee if Jessica knew how easy it is to lose that weight she wouldn’t be “accepting” her fatty fat fat. Ughhh don’t you hate when fat people try to be sexy?

The hottest Milf around

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 02:16:01 +0000

Heidi Klum posed in the latest issue of Allure magazine. 36 years old and still looking like she did 10 years ago, these girls out here need to take notes. Normal girls have 2 kids and add 50+ lbs and keep it on for the rest of their life. Anywho enjoy the pix because i already did.

_____Insert teh funny

tastefulcelebs — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 04:56:24 +0000

Paris Hilton in yet another video (NSFW)

Christina Aguilera in a thong on the beach

Miley Cyrus upskirt

Natalie Portman as a school girl

Lady GaGa topless for the first time

Fergie showing ass

Megan Fox spreading showing panties

Kim Kardashian sexy in lingerie

Christina Aguilera drunk showing ass (NSFW)

Tila Tequila sexy lesbian kiss

Angelina Jolie naked and dancing (NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan first nude pix (NSFW)

Britney Spears backstage showing ass (NSFW)

I’d go to a Britney concert. Eff ya’ll

tastefulcelebs — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 04:00:50 +0000

Paris Hilton in yet another video (NSFW)

Christina Aguilera in a thong on the beach

Miley Cyrus upskirt

Natalie Portman as a school girl

Lady GaGa topless for the first time

Fergie showing ass

Megan Fox spreading showing panties

Kim Kardashian sexy in lingerie

I was browsing YouTube and found some footage of Britney Spears in concert. Who is better than Britney in concert? I would go to one of her concerts with my iPod just to watch her do her little skanky whore dance.

Get it? Because she’s really a whore!

tastefulcelebs — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:53:13 +0000

Porn Star and whore that I beat it to twice Sasha Grey will be starring in a movie as a Christian teen who wears a purity ring and refuses sex before marriage.

Writer/director Richard O’Sullivan says, “We toyed with offering Sasha another sexier role in the film, but she fell in love with the idea of playing against type, portraying the exact opposite of what the public perceives her to be.”

It’s not Grey’s first non-porn movie – the 22 year old star won rave reviews last year (09) for her lead performance in Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience.

Ironically, top Christian film star Christina Cupo will also play against type – as a heavily pierced and tattooed goth girl with a fondness for sado-masochism in the movie.

I have to admit that is pretty funny. I still don’t get why Sasha is getting so much mainstream attention? Doing a image search for Sasha is so much fun trying to find a picture without semen or black penis covering her face.

Women shouldn’t take pix with Hilary

tastefulcelebs — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:02:54 +0000

This is a great example that shows no girl in the whole wide world can compete with Hilary Duff. Her skin is insanely perfect. I’m positive this girl doesn’t have one flaw on her body, well I take that back her only flaw is her fiance…What a douche. If she pulls a Christina Aguilera and becomes less attractive I’m going to totally Michael Blosil myself.

Me love Twitter long time

tastefulcelebs — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:33:11 +0000

Adrianne Curry posted a new picture of her in the kitchen wearing a thong. I know Twitter is for “Fags” and “Homo’s” and “American Idol viewers” and all and I’m proud to be a Twitter user. First CoCo and now Adrianne, Twitter is becoming my favorite porn site.