I really do, and not to shoot artsy type stuff or even other celebrities on the red carpet. I just want to shoot Britney Spears. I would of course be all professional to keep everything fun and relaxed, when Britney starts doing her bouncing around dancing I’ll slowly whisper to myself and out loud come on nipple come on, pop out for daddy. After all of those Britney video shoots you know they’ve seen her do some crazy stuff. I’ve watched enough porn to know she had to at least blown the Gardener because they were a few dollars short.

Rihanna’s record label released some new promo’s for her new single, i have no idea the name of the single and I’m pretty sure my penis doesn’t care. So basically Rihanna is naked in her promo to sell her new album. How long until these singers are taking Brooke Balentyne shots to the face? I can’t help it i love me some Brooke! Anywho how much further can today’s artist go to sell their crappy music? I say a 10 black guy gang-bang next.

Rachel Bilson appeared in Flaunt magazine and here’s behind the scenes footage of the shoot. What is going on with Rachel Bilson’s career? I’m not knocking her i’m only curious because this girl is Supermodel hot. 1:04-1:05 of the video i totally drop a load on my dog’s tail. What kind of guy gets a girl like Rachel anyway? Ok i see she’s dating actor Hayden Christensen, so she’s into actor’s who look like complete douches. Sweet let me practice by spitting on homeless people while wearing a gay robe.

How bizarre was the Jay Leno, David Letterman and Oprah Super Bowl Commercial last night? Sure i didn’t actually watch the Super Bowl because I’m so manly that i don’t need to prove my manliness by watching men chase each other in a field while i wear a jersey with a man’s name on it. I dunno something kinda gay about it. Anywho i wonder how much they paid Letterman to do this? I love Letterman, why David why?

Here’s some new Miley Cyrus pictures for her fans that I’m sure monitor this site waiting for new Miley information. Mind you Miley is 17 and doesn’t turn 18 until November. I can’t wait until she turns legal and can start leaking sexy pix and finally do some sexy performances on stage.