Archive: WTF News

Fags are bad!!! Ignore the gay guy to my left

I use the “F” word in a ironic way because of the story. I have always been in favor of gay rights. Anywho Senator Roy Ashburn was arrested for driving drunk…after leaving a gay club.

CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a married, REPUBLICAN state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving a gay bar with another man in the car.

CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a married, Republican state senator from Southern California WITH A HISTORY OF OPPOSING GAY RIGHTS was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving a gay bar with another man in the car.

I don’t get these people, if your gay embrace it. What is so wrong about being what you are? If you want to get banged hard by a guy do it. Ha i love Politicians.

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WTF Yahoo has comedians now?

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I was checking my email and came across the above story…WTF? I’m used to reading stories with the facts not a lame headline with a summary that sounds like my 2 year old half ratarded nephew wrote it in his feces on my bathroom wall. Yahoo please stop with the crappy AP stories, and what is up with The AP writing these stories? There’s a war going on outside no man is safe from!

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WTF?!?!? I wanna be a kid again!

Where in the hell were these girls at when I was a kid? You know what I was doing at that age? In my backyard making boobs out of the clouds! Son of a bitch! The above video is a little weird though.

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Hey stop having sex with my dog!

A West Virginia man (You guys have to be proud) broke into a house and….had sex with a dog while the owner was at work.

Christopher Bagwell, 26, is accused of entering a home in Farmington, West Virginia while the owner was at work.

A friend of the person who owned the house had stopped by to leave off some possessions when she said she caught Bagwell having sex with the owner’s dog, a male Australian shepherd, border collie mix.

She said: “His pants were down around his ankles and the dog was making an awful sound.”

At the time, she called Bagwell a “sick bastard” and he let go of the dog.

“The dog jumped down off the chair and ran over towards the love seat. At that time Chris started towards her, pulling his pants up,” the police report said.

Can you really blame Mr. Bagwell? Australian Shepherd’s are some sexy dogs, wait it was a male dog? What a sick bastard! The dog above is not the dog in the story.

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See the hoes? Point em’ out!

Why in the hell are people in the media still calling Michael Jackson Jacko or Wacko? Hey stupid your talking shiite about a dead man! So i’ll update this post and point the hoes out whenever i find them.

“Yeah, Wacko Jacko, where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me. It’s not nice.”
- Michael Jackson

Wow really MTV?

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