Archive: WTF News

Marrow Transplant cured AIDS!

Well maybe! An American man who suffered from AIDS appears to have been cured of the disease 20 months after receiving a targeted bone marrow transplant normally used to fight leukemia, his doctors said.

While researchers - and the doctors themselves - caution that the case might be no more than a fluke, others say it may inspire a greater interest in gene therapy to fight the disease that claims 2 million lives each year. The virus has infected 33 million people worldwide.

Call me a conspiracy theorists but i seriously doubt there will ever be a cure for Aids or cancer. I’ve lost a few people close to me from cancer and it’s like they’ll be cured for a year then it’s back, then gone then back again. Meanwhile they’re paying $100,00’s for treatment. I think it was Chris Rock that said “The money’s in the treatment not the cure!”

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WTF news of the day: Kids married in Pakistan

THE Muslim wedding of a seven-year-old boy and a five-year-old girl has been raided by police.

Cops arrested the Muslim cleric conducting the sick ceremony and the children’s parents in Pakistan’s largest city.

The cleric had not yet begun the ceremony of Mohammad Waseem, seven, and his bride Nishain Karachi, five – which was attended by 100 guests.


Ok i’m not gonna turn this into a racist thing cause Allah knows we got some sick bitches in the U.S too. I remember getting married when i was like 5 in a mock marriage for some shiite at school and about 100 people showed up. At the end of it the Prophet poured his blood on us and danced all night. Ahhh good times.

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Oh no! Oral Sex can cause throat cancer

Just what i need, instead of “oh im not in the mood” i get to hear “i might get cancer!” Somebody debunk this shiite before it gets out!

In the John Hopkins study, researchers compared healthy people to patients with HPV oral cancer and concluded that people with HPV infections were 32 times more likely to develop the oral cancer than those without HPV. And people who had more than six oral sex partners in their lifetime were 8.6 times more likely to develop the HPV-linked cancer.

Does this apply to guys that go down on the chick? Not that i do that….but still. If this research company gets kidnapped and set on fire they knew they had it coming (don’t be stupid, i’m kidding.) Oral sex is the greatest thing on earth and a John Hopkins study wants to take that away? Dang even Bin Laden doesn’t wanna take that away.

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The biggest dumbass…In The World!

A 9 year old school girl was jailed and faces 2 counts of felony battery against her teachers at Royal Palm Exceptional School in Fort Myers.  Ok that sounds kinda extreme but the kid was out of control right? Well i forgot to mention the little girl was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

After her arrest, the girl, who is not being named by The News-Press because of her age, was back in her Lehigh Acres home with Williams, 32, who said she is at a loss. Her daughter also is diagnosed with obsessive oppositional disorder and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. She was transferred to Royal Palm, Williams said, because staff at her previous school couldn’t manage her.

“I understand she has problems,” Williams said. “She’s emotional, she’s uptight, and she can be a lot to handle. But she’s 9 years old, and she doesn’t belong in jail.”

It’s a 9 year old for Christ sake! So an adult can’t control a kid now? Fort Myers police suck major major Ron Jeremy balls for this shiite. I hope all you bitches get fired, i hate to know what you guys do to adults. Bitch asses.

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The Biggest Dumbass…In The World!

There is no explaination for this video, i’m amazed how ignorant some people can be. Anywho the video is done at a Sarah Palin rally in Ohio. God why can’t we just Nuke dumb people? I love the old dudes comment at 0:25, he slipped that word like it was nothing!

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Holy shiite that’s freaky looking

The most realistic robot was unveiled recently and holy crap imagine getting up for a snack with this thing sitting at your table.

Based on a real five-year-old Japanese girl, this machine was built to look just like a human.

Japanese boffins from Tsukuba University developed the Hybrid Assistive Limb (HAL) suit using flexible silicon skin.

And robotics company Cyberdyne Inc are set to start making it on a mass scale on Friday.


Besides pedifiles who in the hell would want this thing? If you hear that croaking noise get the eff outta there! Click the above image for the scary video.

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The biggest dumbass…In the world!

Now this is some old school racism right here! John McCain’s aide said the campaign is tired of “catching the spears from Obama.” Jesus Christ! That is so eff’ed up! No cotton references you wanna throw out there douche?

Salter said to expect more of the same, saying the campaign was tired of “catching the spears.” Asked whether to expect attacks involved Wright, campaign spokesman Michael Goldfarb said: “We’ve seen all throughout the (Democratic) primary this guy has a lot of associations that are very problematic.”

What a dumbass, that reminds me of that Dave Chappelle stand up where he says you know how you see something so racist you don’t get mad you just say dang that was racist! Lols

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WTF news of the day: Pedofile poses as child at school

James Chester fooled teachers into believing he was a boy for three weeks before he was rumbled and given the boot.

But cops took no action and he even tried to get into a SECOND school — before directing his evil lust at a girl of 13.

The pervert continued to wear school uniform as he preyed on her for five months, posing as a 16-year-old.

Her churchgoing family, who had no idea he was really an adult, regularly invited him round to have his dinner.

Wow these Pedofile’s are getting creative. I’m also creative, it’s called castration.

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