Archive: Victoria Beckham

Her ass looks like mine

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Victoria Beckham posed for a new Armani ad half naked. It’s generally not my thing to go after a girl who has an ass identical to mine. That ass is not sexy at all. Really fake boobs, an odd face and a manly ass. Victoria really got it going on. I’d still pick Scary Spice over the rest of them.

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Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham feels ugly

I can’t believe i’m gonna say this but i agree with Victoria Beckham on something. Anywho she told some magazine she feels “”really awful naked” with “saggy skin on my stomach.” I wasn’t’ gonna go that far i was just gonna say she looks like a robot with boobs. I totally ripped that from Perez Hilton. On to the pix, here’s Victoria Beckham posing for Armani’s underwear ad. That’s right $2,000 underwear, i’d be rocking those bitches on the outside of my clothes so everybody can see i spent a fortune to keep my junk comfortable, Take that Rescission!

Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Victoria Beckham

I’m rich just so you know

What’s better than an overrated celebrity? An overrated celebrity who brags how rich they are. Anywho that one Spice Girl that doesn’t smile bragged how rich her husband they are.

The mum of three says: ‘…we’ve just had some great news from our fragrance business — it’s now worth £109million at retail, and we haven’t even scratched the surface in America with that yet — that’s not including my jeans or sunglasses range.’


Congrats Victoria! Wow all that money you have and you still have cheap porn star looking boobs. Oh well at least you have that awesome singing voice as backup….

Filed under: News, Victoria Beckham

Umm ewww?

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Victoria Beckham stated that the reason she stays skinny is because she “shags” all day.

‘Some women ask if I’m so thin because I shag all day,’ Posh, 33, tells OK!

‘And I say, “Actually, yes!”

How is it possible to hit that? Wouldn’t you break a few of her bones just taking her clothes off?
Filed under: Dog, News, Victoria Beckham

TC gets around the net

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Kate Beckinsale lesbian kiss scene- Vidimag
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Victoria Beckham’s whole boob slips out- HO
Christina Ricci nude in Black Snake Moan (NSFW)- Sex Tape Celebs
Christina Aguilera and her big mama boobs- Hollyrude
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Flashes, Celebrity Photoshoots, Christina Aguilera, Christina Ricci, Dog, Kate Beckinsale, Pussycat Dolls, Victoria Beckham

Shocker…Victoria Beckham is a horrible horrible person

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Victoria Beckham being a bitch to Geri Halliwell is what caused the Spice Girls to split.
“She felt Victoria was insensitive towards her isolation. She makes sarcastic comments under her breath to wind Geri up, so it looks like Geri is being unreasonable.

“And she’s constantly going on about David and how lucky she is to have such a great partner, unlike Geri.”

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if David left Victoria, took her kids away and got a restraining order against her? Then Victoria got hooked on drugs and was forced to do late night softcore porn? Anywho, I’d take Geri over Victoria any day of the week. If It’s so important to Geri i’ll volunteer and give her a baby.
Filed under: Dog, News, Victoria Beckham

Best news of 08′

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Robo-boobs Victoria Beckham has confirmed that she is indeed quitting music for good.

Posh Spice says she only agreed to reunite the girl band because she wanted to prove to her kids she was once a singer.
 
“I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I’m not in the music industry any more. I’m in the fashion industry.

She’s in the fashion industry? In what way? We already have an ugly ass model we don’t need another one.
Filed under: Dog, News, Victoria Beckham

Another reason Mel B is sexy

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She’s willing to touch other girls’ boobs. Something about Mel B drives me crazy (in a good way, unlike Victoria “I-Only-Have-One-Damn-Facial-Expression-And-I’m-Better-Than-You-Also-Stop-Looking-At-My-Creepy-Misshapen-Rack” Beckham.) And to think Eddie Murphy got to hit that.
Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Dog, Scary Spice, Victoria Beckham