Victoria Beckham posed for a new Armani ad half naked. It’s generally not my thing to go after a girl who has an ass identical to mine. That ass is not sexy at all. Really fake boobs, an odd face and a manly ass. Victoria really got it going on. I’d still pick Scary Spice over the rest of them.

I can’t believe i’m gonna say this but i agree with Victoria Beckham on something. Anywho she told some magazine she feels “”really awful naked” with “saggy skin on my stomach.” I wasn’t’ gonna go that far i was just gonna say she looks like a robot with boobs. I totally ripped that from Perez Hilton. On to the pix, here’s Victoria Beckham posing for Armani’s underwear ad. That’s right $2,000 underwear, i’d be rocking those bitches on the outside of my clothes so everybody can see i spent a fortune to keep my junk comfortable, Take that Rescission!

What’s better than an overrated celebrity? An overrated celebrity who brags how rich they are. Anywho that one Spice Girl that doesn’t smile bragged how rich her husband they are.

The mum of three says: ‘…we’ve just had some great news from our fragrance business — it’s now worth £109million at retail, and we haven’t even scratched the surface in America with that yet — that’s not including my jeans or sunglasses range.’

Congrats Victoria! Wow all that money you have and you still have cheap porn star looking boobs. Oh well at least you have that awesome singing voice as backup….

“She felt Victoria was insensitive towards her isolation. She makes sarcastic comments under her breath to wind Geri up, so it looks like Geri is being unreasonable.

“And she’s constantly going on about David and how lucky she is to have such a great partner, unlike Geri.”