Archive: Victoria Beckham

I’m rich just so you know

Posted: September 22nd, 2008 - No Comments

What’s better than an overrated celebrity? An overrated celebrity who brags how rich they are. Anywho that one Spice Girl that doesn’t smile bragged how rich her husband they are.

The mum of three says: ‘…we’ve just had some great news from our fragrance business — it’s now worth £109million at retail, and we haven’t even scratched the surface in America with that yet — that’s not including my jeans or sunglasses range.’

Congrats Victoria! Wow all that money you have and you still have cheap porn star looking boobs. Oh well at least you have that awesome singing voice as backup….

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Umm ewww?

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 - 1 Comment

Victoria Beckham stated that the reason she stays skinny is because she “shags” all day.

‘Some women ask if I’m so thin because I shag all day,’ Posh, 33, tells OK!

‘And I say, “Actually, yes!”

How is it possible to hit that? Wouldn’t you break a few of her bones just taking her clothes off?

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TC gets around the net

Posted: February 28th, 2008 - 1 Comment

Kate Beckinsale lesbian kiss scene- Vidimag

Pussycat Dolls nude- Link Humper

Victoria Beckham’s whole boob slips out- HO

Christina Ricci nude in Black Snake Moan (NSFW)- Sex Tape Celebs

Christina Aguilera and her big mama boobs- Hollyrude

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Shocker…Victoria Beckham is a horrible horrible person

Posted: February 8th, 2008 - No Comments

Victoria Beckham being a bitch to Geri Halliwell is what caused the Spice Girls to split.

“She felt Victoria was insensitive towards her isolation. She makes sarcastic comments under her breath to wind Geri up, so it looks like Geri is being unreasonable.

“And she’s constantly going on about David and how lucky she is to have such a great partner, unlike Geri.”

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if David left Victoria, took her kids away and got a restraining order against her? Then Victoria got hooked on drugs and was forced to do late night softcore porn? Anywho, I’d take Geri over Victoria any day of the week. If It’s so important to Geri i’ll volunteer and give her a baby.

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Best news of 08′

Posted: February 4th, 2008 - No Comments

Robo-boobs Victoria Beckham has confirmed that she is indeed quitting music for good.

Posh Spice says she only agreed to reunite the girl band because she wanted to prove to her kids she was once a singer.

“I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I’m not in the music industry any more. I’m in the fashion industry.

She’s in the fashion industry? In what way? We already have an ugly ass model we don’t need another one.

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Another reason Mel B is sexy

Posted: January 5th, 2008 - 1 Comment

She’s willing to touch other girls’ boobs. Something about Mel B drives me crazy (in a good way, unlike Victoria “I-Only-Have-One-Damn-Facial-Expression-And-I’m-Better-Than-You-Also-Stop-Looking-At-My-Creepy-Misshapen-Rack” Beckham.) And to think Eddie Murphy got to hit that.

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Too much info

Posted: December 15th, 2007 - 1 Comment

Ugly spice Victoria Beckham tells The Sun that her and husband David Beckham have a great sex life and he has “a huge one.”

‘I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David,’ she tells The Sun. ‘He is very much in proportion.

‘He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his.’

Gross, you are parents nobody wants to hear that ish. In related news the other day my uncle was taking a shower and i accidentally walked in on him and he has a huge dong, he does. It is all his.

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