Archive: Tom Cruise

Oh Snap! Kidman talks shiite about Mr. Holmes

Z-list actress Nicole Kidman described her marriage with Tom Cruise as Lousy and lonely, well you did marry Tom Cruise, you thought he really wanted to bang that every night or even ever?

‘I went six years alone. I’m not saying it’s for everyone, but it’s better to be alone than in a lousy relationship’, said the new mum.

‘Work was my escape. I was existing more strongly in my creative world than in my own world.’


That’s messed up when your in a marriage and your wife would rather work then be with you, i have heard about gay men who try to make themselves straight by forcing themselves on women. I’m not saying that’s what Tom is doing, cause i don’t wanna get sued for saying such a crazy and untrue thing, wink wink.

Filed under: Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise

It’s gonna bomb Hitler style

The fortunes of Hollywood actor Tom Cruise have suffered a blow with the news that his next big film has been postponed until 2009.


The release of Valkyrie, which tells the story of the 1944 assassination plot against Hitler, was first postponed from this summer to the autumn and is now not expected to appear until next year.

“We were originally expecting the film to be released in June,” said a senior executive at one of Britain’s leading cinema chains.

Ahhh you mean i gotta wait longer to see Tom Cruise as a nazi? Son of a bitch! I guess i gotta watch his personal life, it’s just as entertaining.

Filed under: Movies, News, Tom Cruise

Scientologists stick together

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Hollywood freak couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are throwing a party for Jennifer Lopez to congratulate her on becoming a new mom. The after-party includes a hairy man on man orgy, the participants include Tom Cruise, John Travolta and just added Will Smith!
Tom and Katie are so pleased for Jennifer and Marc, they have offered to throw their newborns a party in two weeks’ time,’ says a source.

Tom, 45, and Katie, 28, have roped in their showbiz pals to organise the event.

Victoria Beckham, 33, husband David Beckham, 32, Eva Longoria, 32, and John Travolta, 54, will all be doing their bit. 

As you all know I’m a devoted Scientologist and i would love to be apart of the man on man orgy but i’m in the process of finishing my bunker. Xenu ain’t gunna git me!
Filed under: Dog, Jennifer Lopez, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Tom MAD!

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Tom Cruise is not a happy camper because his new film ”Lions for Lambs” did not place in the top three at the box office over the weekend.
“Tom is not happy,” says a source close to the actor. “Lions,” Cruise’s first release since “Mission Impossible: III,” is also the first film to come from Cruise and Paula Wagner’s United Artists studio.
Unconfirmed sources never told Tastefulcelebs that after hearing his new bombed Tom Cruise went home to Katie Holmes and banged the hell out of her because he is a straight manly guy.
Filed under: Dog, News, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise isn’t that crazy is he?

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Devout Scientologist Tom Cruise plans to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride, Colorado, mansion, a source tells Star! Equipped with a high tech air-purifying system, “it’s a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survice for years.” Apparently, Scientologists believe that the evil deposed galatic [sic] ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and they’ll need a safe place to survive.
That picture has nothing to do with the story, i just thought it was funny.
Filed under: Dog, News, Tom Cruise

TC gets around the net

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Tom and Katie sleep in separate beds- The Blemish
Guess the celebrity booty- Celeb Parasite
Michelle Marsh huge boobs- Weak Game
The name is Selita Ebanks- The Bastardly
Asstastic- Bullz Eye
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Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Dog, Funny, Guess The Celebrity, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes expecting again?

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Katie Holmes is expecting her second child with Tom Cruise The Sun reports.

The Dawson’s Creek actress, who gave birth to daughter Suri in April last year, told close pals she is thrilled.

But she tried to hide her bump under a loose dress as she and Tom celebrated with their pals THE BECKHAMS in Madrid.

They were guests of honour at the Bernabeu to watch Becks’ last game at Real Madrid — as his team won the La Liga title.

But tactile Tom, 44, gave the game away by paying more attention to Katie, 28, than the action on the pitch.

Despite being in the early stages of pregnancy Katie joined the post-match party where £30,000 of booze was downed.

A source said: “Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness.”

Who keeps getting Katie Holmes pregnant? The second child already, i hope Tom is paying the guy a good amount

Filed under: Dog, Katie Holmes, News, Tom Cruise

Cruise spent $35mil on home

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Tom Cruise has snapped up another dream home in Beverly Hills, California - and this one wasn’t even on the market.
The movie star has paid an estimated $35 million for the 70-year-old, seven bedroom estate, which will replace the Beverly Hills home he has been renting for the last four years.
How does Tom still have all this money, his movie career has been over. $35 million for a 7 bedroom house? I could find a 10 bedroom house for nothing compared to 35 million, granted it would be a break in while the owners are on vacation in Mexico.
Filed under: Dog, News, Tom Cruise