Archive: Simon Cowell

Cause they are just like us

You thought celebrities never thought about suicide as a kid? Well your not the only one who thought about jumping off a bridge cause your life sucks. Fast forward to now Simon Cowell is a billionaire.

Simon Cowell has revealed that he thought about killing himself when he was young.

He told Parade.com: “I was always bored and didn’t like rules or discipline. So when someone said to me, ‘These are the best days of your life,’ I actually thought about jumping off a bridge.”

The X Factor judge added: “It was like, ‘If it gets any worse than this I’m done,’ as I hated school and I hated my life.”

Tell me about it, the only difference between me and Simon is i’m not a vagina and i actually did jump off the bridge. Sucks it was only 10 feet off the ground with 3 feet of water. Kids don’t jump off bridges, you’ll only have broken ankles for 3 months and your life will still suck.

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Simon turned down Viagra deal and disses Longoria

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One of my hero’s Simon Cowell told OK! Magazine that he turned down a $2 million dollar deal to be a spokesman for Viagra. Oh yeah and he dissed Eva “mini skank” Longoria.

The millionaire music producer said he was “insulted” by the request to advertise the erectile dysfunction drug.

“That girl has got a very, very sexy face - it’s naughty. And I like (Desperate Housewives star) Eva Longoria, but then I met her and she wasn’t what I was expecting.”

I like Simon cause he knows Hollywood is B.S and full of fake people. And about Eva, she is alot different in person, when i seen her on the street i thought it was rude that somebody would leave a rough looking mini yard statue on a busy street.
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