Shakira performed at the NBA All Star game dressed like she thought it was a football game and wanted to play along. What is up with every female singer trying way too hard these days? If you have talent it’s ok, you’ll succeed. Can you imagine having to act and dress a certain way everyday because it’s your gimmick? Vince McMahon should sue these bitches for stealing some of his characters.

Shakira looked great at last night’s concert for Haiti. They raised alot of money for the Haitian people which they desperately needed. I’m not sure why Shakira didn’t come out in her usual sexy tight pants and do her dance, it was hard but for Haiti I managed to give a tissue a donation of my own. Seriously give what you can and by that i mean money, don’t be like me, i feel guilty now because they were showing a video compilation of the damage while Shakira sang.

Holy spirit of the late Anne Frank here is Shakira in a new photoshoot. She only keeps getting better and better. At what point does Shakira give up singing and pose like this 24/7? I’m pretty sure she would make more money doing this and i’m not knocking her singing career because i almost heard her singing once on one of her music videos. Thank God i muted it and had lotion nearby, what? My wang gets ashy sometimes. I became a professional masturbator at 12. Ahhh the sores at the beginning, those are what i call war scars.

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And here i am having a bad day, thanks to Shakira and her new promo pix for her new album She Wolf (Plug plug) i am having an awesome day now! Sure it doesn’t make the herpes go away but what the hell, i’m so excited I might find a swell lady to make love to.

Here’s a hot new promo picture for Shakira new album i guess.  I really hope she comes back, is she even back now? I have no idea because the last time i watched a music channel was when Nelly kept telling me it was Hot in herre (spelled right.)