Mel B will “Dance with the stars?”

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Melanie Brown has signed up for the new season of US show Dancing With The Stars, according to a report.

The Spice Girl has told friends that she wants to boost her fame in the States and hopes to follow in the footsteps of Heather Mills, who picked up new fans when she appeared on the show earlier this year.

A source told the Sunday Mirror: “Mel saw how positive the show was for Heather’s profile in the States and she’s keen to use it to reinvent herself.”

Eddie Murphy admits being the father

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The comic actor, who got engaged to producer Tracey Edmonds last week, says in a new statement he “always has and will continue to honour his responsibilities as a father”.

However, Murphy who insisted on a paternity test to prove he was the father of Angel undermined Mels claims the couple had planned a future together.

“Mr Murphy and Ms Brown dated very briefly and never made any plans of any sort,” the statement explains.

Scary Spice huge rack

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Spice Girls are back

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I never thought this would happen, the Spice Girls are back together again. I’ll pretend to not care but inside i’m really screaming like a fat kid near cake.
“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta fu*k my friends!”
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DNA proves Eddie is the father

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Eddie Murphy is the father of “Scary Spice” Melanie Brown’s 2-month-old daughter, Brown’s rep confirms to PEOPLE.
The results of the DNA test, which Murphy took on June 11, were received by Brown on Thursday afternoon, says rep Liza Anderson.

“He’s the baby’s father, it’s official,” says a source close to Brown. “The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his.”

Of Brown, the source said, “There was no doubt in people’s minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn’t a surprise to her. She knew all along.”

Murphy’s rep declined to comment.

Eddie Murphy should be proud, it proves to people that he had sex with a actual woman. Now all he has to do is give up a few million.

Spice girls offered assload to reunite

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The Spice Girls have been offered 1 million each to reunite for one night

All the girls apart from Mel C got together at David Beckhams 32nd birthday bash on Wednesday night to discuss the offer, but even she is said to be seriously considering the offer.

A source tells The Sun, Mel B had been telling everyone she was going to London to say happy birthday to David. But the truth is she isnt particularly close to him.

She went to the party because she wanted to hang out with the girls and because they had business to discuss. They have been offered a fortune to do the show and they want to do it.

For 1 million dollars i would spend the night at Neverland Ranch with Michael, R-kelly, Imus, OJ, Mel Gibson and Charles Manson. I don’t give a shit, me have no pride. Anywho who wants to hear about “girl power” again anyway? The only “power” girls have is that strange thing in their pants which controls this planet.

Scary Spice is tellin’ all

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Scary Spice is set to tell-all on US TV about her relationship with Eddie Murphy.

The former Spice Girl is reportedly on the verge of signing a deal with a major US network to lift the lid on her romance with the actor – including the couple’s rampant sex life.

Mel also allegedly intends to demand the ‘Dreamgirls’ star – who denies he is the father of her two-week-old daughter, Angel Iris Murphy – pay her 3,000 a month in child support, as well as a lump sum for her to buy a Los Angeles home.

A source told Britain’s Star magazine: “Mel means business. She’s in talks with a big TV network in the States, but in the meantime she has been advised to take a softly, softly approach.”

Some English people might be asking “why do you call her Scary Spice?” Well mate, because i feel like it and because most people don’t know who the hell Mel B is. Anywho the story says Mel B wants 3k a month in child support, doesn’t this bitch know she is fucking with a big ass star? Mr. D to the i to the ddy (Diddy) pays his ex-wife 30k a month! Scary Spice? More like Dumbass fire your lawyer spice.

Scary Spice likes the ladies

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I never thought me and her would have something in common. Anywho Scary Spice aka Mel B has had a few lesbian “sessions” in her time.

A friend of the 31-year-old said she was seduced by the singer after a late night drinking session, it was reported.

Christa Parker told Closer magazine: ‘We had drunk quite a lot and it was late, so Mel suggested I stay over.’

‘Mel started complaining that she hadn’t had sex for a while and was feeling horny. Mel said she needed sex and asked me if I wanted to.’

‘I’d had a bit to drink and said yes.’

Another woman who works as a sex toy consultant also told the magazine she has romped with Brown.

Elizabeth Rodriguez allegedly claims: ‘Mel begged me to come around to her house to demonstrate some of the toys. I thought it was good fun so went to Melanie’s bathroom.’

‘I let her but only for a second. The whole experience was very bizarre.’

When i get my pants back on I’ll write something longer, that is freckin’ hot. Well like every other woman that sleeps with Eddie they always go to the tang.