Archive: Scarlett Johansson

My penis is happy

Britney Spears showing off her nice ass

Salma Hayek sucking…

Cameron Diaz 30 minute sex tape (NSFW)

Dita Von Teese nude in the new Playboy (NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan very see thru dress

Audrey O’ Day posing nude for Playboy

Hilary Duff slutty pix

OMG OMG OMG! My pants just totally exploded. Scarlett Johansson takes it off in her new movie He’s just not that into you. You thought those Star Wars, Harry Potter and Twilight nerds are stupid for camping out a day before the movie premiers? This movie don’t come out until 2009 and i’m camping out a month before it comes out, i got my video camera, lotion and a condom ready. What? banging a theater seat is not sanitary.

Filed under: Celebrity Flashes, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett does Cosmo

Scarlett Johansson blesses the November issue of Cosmo magazine. What a second is Cosmo Britney’in’ us again by using pix that are years old? Not the greatest Scarlett picture but still in my top 5 to-bang list, don’t worry Ryan Reynolds can watch.

Filed under: Celebrity Photoshoots, Scarlett Johansson

Peta is gonna be pissed

Sarah Palin was being interviewed by a local news show and watch what is happening in the background, it’s like drama follows Sarah Palin. I’m sure Peta is already protesting…somebody, I don’t know the news channel or Sarah Palin? Hopefully no blood from that turkey got on Sarah’s crazy expensive clothes. Just for the hell of it here’s Scarlett Johansson in the Decemeber issue of Allure.

Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Scarlett Johansson

Son of a bitch!

My future ex wife actress Scarlet Johansson has married actor Ryan Reynolds this weekend in Canada.

The couple - who were engaged for four months - exchanged vows in Ryan’s native country on Saturday.

At the beginning of September, Scarlett, 23, who flashed a three-carat diamond ring worth around £16,500 when they announced their engagement in May, said she would keep their wedding as “private as possible.”

Congrats Scarlett, Ryan i hate you..

Filed under: News, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson

Hugh Hefner wants alot

Hugh Hefner wants Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson to pose in Playboy. Ummm hasn’t Angelina been naked in only all of the movies she’s been in?

Before Jolie gave birth to daughter Shiloh in 2006, Hefner expressed his desire to see her as a Playboy cover girl.

“I’m hoping to bump into Angelina Jolie to get her to do Playboy after she has had the baby,” he said.

Speaking about the requirements needed to appear in his adult magazine, Hefner told Pop Tarts: “We don’t go for glamour - what we are looking for is a very natural girl-next-door look.

Why hasn’t Scarlett Johansson posed already? Please don’t tell me she’s gonna pull a Jennifer Love Hewitt and tease for over a decade so much that we don’t even wanna see her naked anymore.

Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Hugh Hefner, Scarlett Johansson

Ahh so hot!

Scarlett Johansson aka my next ex-wife was looking perfect on Leno Friday. It’s a shame she isn’t doing the movie about Jenna Jameson’s life. Actresses are always saying they would like a different role to show off they’re versatility, what better way than taking it from 5 guys at once?

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson selling herself

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Not in that way, well maybe cause she’s probably a freak. It’s really to help a charity.

Scarlett Johansson is raising money for charity by offering members of the public the chance to go on a date with her.
The lucky winner will accompany the star to the premiere of her forthcoming movie He’s Just Not That Into You in Los Angeles in June next year. Johansson is offering the date on auction website eBay from Monday (03Mar08) with all the proceeds going to charity Oxfam.

Just to a movie premiere? I’m not paying thousands of dollars to sit in a freckin’ movie theater and watch a crappy movie. For a couple thousand i better get some sucky sucky long time and a little ATM, eff that.
Filed under: Dog, News, Scarlett Johansson

TC gets around the net

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Myspace whore Tila Tequila nude (NSFW)- Sex Tape Celebs
Paris Hilton topless for some clothing company- HO
Lindsay Lohan topless outtakes- Link Humper
Scarlett Johansson spreading legs showing panties (video) - Vidimag
Pamela Anderson and her huge boobs in new promo pix- Hollyrude
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Flashes, Celebrity Photoshoots, Dog, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Tila Tequila