Scarlett Johansson at the Ceremony for her Star on the Walk of Fame

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Some would say, who gives a shit about a Scarlett Johansson getting a star on the walk of fame…. and I agree. Some people would say than why the hell did you post this… And the answer would be, because she doesn’t realize she’s covering up the reason she’s on the walk of fame. This is the most clothing I’ve seen on Scarlett Johansson since…. Well…. Ever…

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I’ll skeet to Iron Man 2

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Here’s the second Iron Man 2 promo picture featuring Scarlett Johansson, the first one is here. Am i the only one that finds it a little creepy that she dresses like that for a kids movie? It is a kids movie right? I can imagine being 12 and hanging that on my wall and getting in trouble for putting a mysterious white stain on her photo-shopped face.

I’m calling photoshop

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A Iron Man 2 promo picture has been released of Scarlett Johansson. I’m neither homo or 12 years old so I’m sure i wont see this movie unless there is some sort of hardcore sex scene that I’m not aware of where Scarlett gets nailed while hanging on from the Sears Tower. Iron Man can fly in that tight slutty outfit right?

Angelina and Lady GaGa licked each other

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This has to be the weirdest rumor of all times. Rumor is that Angelina Jolie and Lady GaGa had a little affair, i even feel silly saying this. It’s probably true though.

Ian Halperin, author of the recent bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, a source close to the actress told him that there was recently a secret rendezous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night.

It sounds crazy but looking at Angelina’s insane past it’s pretty believable. When your the hottest actress why would you want Lady GaGa though? If i was Angelina i would be requesting Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johansson, better yet i would have Keeley Hazell delivered to my house.

Ha it’s a kids movie

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Here’s a scene from Scarlett Johansson’s movie The Nanny Diaries. It’s a cute/funny scene, the only difference if i was the director would be the guy at the end would slip it in and skeet on her back. LOLz happy ending indeed.

Scarlett does Glamour

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GLCVCVN07Y60And Scarlett Johansson did Glamour good! So good infact that Glamour was forced to shutdown, not really but doesn’t she look sexy as hell? Ok I’m exaggerating a little bit, the hair OMG Scarlett! Change it back plzzzz. I wouldn’t even tap that, come on a redhead, really?

Scarlett at 16 years old

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I found some pix of Scarlett Johansson at the age of 16 at some movie premiere back in 2001. Thankfully age is doing great things for her, it’s usually the other way around. I know girls that were sexy as hell back in school now i run into them and put on the fake smile and cringe at the same time, damn girl your back even has boobs what happened?

Scarlett isn’t perfect after all

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As you bitches that visit this site daily know i’m a huge Scarlett Johansson fan. I haven’t seen any of her movies but i have seen all of her sexy scenes. I honestly don’t know if she’s a good actress or not. If she isn’t making out with Penelope Cruz or going skinny dipping i haven’t seen it.