Britney Spears showing off her nice ass

Salma Hayek sucking…

Cameron Diaz 30 minute sex tape (NSFW)

Dita Von Teese nude in the new Playboy (NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan very see thru dress

Audrey O’ Day posing nude for Playboy

Hilary Duff slutty pix

OMG OMG OMG! My pants just totally exploded. Scarlett Johansson takes it off in her new movie He’s just not that into you. You thought those Star Wars, Harry Potter and Twilight nerds are stupid for camping out a day before the movie premiers? This movie don’t come out until 2009 and i’m camping out a month before it comes out, i got my video camera, lotion and a condom ready. What? banging a theater seat is not sanitary.

Scarlett Johansson blesses the November issue of Cosmo magazine. What a second is Cosmo Britney’in’ us again by using pix that are years old? Not the greatest Scarlett picture but still in my top 5 to-bang list, don’t worry Ryan Reynolds can watch.

Sarah Palin was being interviewed by a local news show and watch what is happening in the background, it’s like drama follows Sarah Palin. I’m sure Peta is already protesting…somebody, I don’t know the news channel or Sarah Palin? Hopefully no blood from that turkey got on Sarah’s crazy expensive clothes. Just for the hell of it here’s Scarlett Johansson in the Decemeber issue of Allure.

My future ex wife actress Scarlet Johansson has married actor Ryan Reynolds this weekend in Canada.

The couple - who were engaged for four months - exchanged vows in Ryan’s native country on Saturday.

At the beginning of September, Scarlett, 23, who flashed a three-carat diamond ring worth around £16,500 when they announced their engagement in May, said she would keep their wedding as “private as possible.”

Congrats Scarlett, Ryan i hate you..

Hugh Hefner wants Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson to pose in Playboy. Ummm hasn’t Angelina been naked in only all of the movies she’s been in?

Before Jolie gave birth to daughter Shiloh in 2006, Hefner expressed his desire to see her as a Playboy cover girl.

“I’m hoping to bump into Angelina Jolie to get her to do Playboy after she has had the baby,” he said.

Speaking about the requirements needed to appear in his adult magazine, Hefner told Pop Tarts: “We don’t go for glamour - what we are looking for is a very natural girl-next-door look.

Why hasn’t Scarlett Johansson posed already? Please don’t tell me she’s gonna pull a Jennifer Love Hewitt and tease for over a decade so much that we don’t even wanna see her naked anymore.

Scarlett Johansson aka my next ex-wife was looking perfect on Leno Friday. It’s a shame she isn’t doing the movie about Jenna Jameson’s life. Actresses are always saying they would like a different role to show off they’re versatility, what better way than taking it from 5 guys at once?