Archive: Salma Hayek

Colin Farrell danced naked

Colin Farrell admitted in a recent interview that he danced nude for Salma Hayek to ease her nerves. Why didn’t i think of that?

The pair had to film an awkward nude scene while making 2006 film Ask The Dust, in which they played lovers.

At the time it was reported that Farrell performed a naked ballet dance to ease the tension, but the actor corrected this rumour.

“The naked part is true, but it wasn’t ballet; it was a different dance,” he said.

Is it really that easy? When i do that i get put in cuffs (And not the good kind) and hauled off to jail cause according to the police it’s “Illegal” to strip naked in a Chucky Cheese for your girlfriend. Now that i think about it i probably did go too far with the Whip Cream.

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Thank you Salma

I have no idea what is being said but then again i had the volume on mute with lotion in my hand so i really don’t give a eff if they had our nuke codes giving them away, after all It’s Salma Hayek’s boobies. Those things are legendary. On a funny note i love how the above video is a video of a tv show that’s showing a youtube video, my mind is now blown.

Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Salma Hayek, Youtube

Salma Hayek is really really pregnant

Thank goodness Salma didn’t turn into a Melissa Joan Hart, that would of ruined her for me. She’s still a hot soon to be milf
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Salma Hayek is getting bigger

I already don’t like that baby, look what it has done to her beautiful body.
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Hayek isn’t a fan of the Bible

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HUGE TATS Selma Hayek stated in a interview with Marie Claire she isn’t a big fan of the Bible because of the way it views women.

The Mexican actress insists she still believes in God and Jesus Christ, but she’ll always have big problems with the Bible.

In an interview for women’s magazine Marie Claire, which the star conducted before announcing her pregnancy, she explains, “I don’t like the way the Bible views women - this thing about the Virgin Mary conceiving a child without having sex - so if you conceive a child by having sex, there’s a subliminal message that there’s something dirty about it.

“And this is what makes us divine - I mean, the possibility of creating another life should remind women that we are creators, that we are made like God in our ability.

“There is nothing greater than to create another human being.”

I wasn’t a big fan of Frida or Desperado but the 5-10 seconds of boobage seemed to make up for the shitty movies.

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Selma sperminated and getting married

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There goes Mrs. Hayek’s looks forever. She’s gonna gain like 50 pounds, her boobs are going to sag, oh god I’m going to kill myself now. News comes from my favorite big homo Perez Hilton:

Yup, it’s true - actress, producer and sexy mami Salma Hayek is preggers with her first child, and our dear friend Ben Widdicombe was the first journalist with exclusive confirmation of the baby news.

Ben, whose Gatecrasher column runs in the New York Daily News from Sunday through Thursday, knows that this big news was bound to get out today, so he was kind enough to share it with us and let YOU sexy PerezHilton.com readers be the first people in the world to know.

Salma’s publicist, Ina Treciokas of ID PR gave Widdicombe the following statement:

“Businessman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiancee, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child.”

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Great boobs bad hair

Salma may focus too much on her “Best Breasts” instead of her hair, sadly i would have to brown bag her.
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Hayek wins best breasts award

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Salma won? I thought for sure it would be a upset with Mena Suvari taking the win

Salma Hayek has the best pair of breasts in showbiz, after she was honoured at the Annual Anatomy Awards.

The Hispanic beauty was awarded the Best Breasts Award after flashing them on screen in ‘Ask the Dust.’

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