From TMZ:

Rihanna picked up a tattoo needle last night at a parlor in NYC — which would be totally fun and cool, if it wasn’t also incredibly illegal.

We’re told RiRi tattooed three of East Side Ink’s artists with umbrellas and the letter R. None of her pet projects cared that she didn’t have a license — but the NYC Law Department does.

They say Rihanna could be slapped with three misdemeanors for the offense, each with its own hefty penalty — as much as $300 for the first offense, $500 for the second and $1,000 for the third.

Sources say the tattoo shop could also face considerable fines of its own if the NYC Law Dept. decides to open an investigation.

You couldn’t give me Rihanna’s salary for 5 years to let her tattoo something on my body. Dumbasses, omg omg that pop star that did that song Umbrella tatted a umbrella and the Letter R on me!

Rihanna was seen out partying weeks after she got her ass beat by doucebag singer Chris Brown. It’s good that she’s getting back out there but drinking when your not in the right state of mind is bad trust me it only makes it worse. You don’t want to be calling friends and your mom at 3am apologizing for shiite you did years ago. I’m sorry i slept with your girlfriend she was asking for it man, your son does not look like me your crazy!

Douchebag Chris Brown is writing a book about…. What you say? Domestic Violence dumbass. Hey if OJ can write a book about IF he killed somebody why can’t Chris write a book about beating women.

I’ve learned Brown and Rihanna — who has taken him back (but with key provisions outlined below) — will co-author a book about abuse and go on a talk show whirlwind to speak directly to their fans and the general public. It is widely expected that Brown’s high-profile attorney, Mark Geragos, will broker a probation deal for his client that will involve no jail time.

How messed up is that? He beat his girl and he gets paid to talk to a ghostwriter who writes it down for a book.

Hayden Panettiere bending over in short shorts

Lindsay Lohan see thru bra behind the scenes

Scarlett Johansson topless in pool

Victoria Beckham braless

Jennifer Love Hewitt in lingerie

Megan Fox behind the scenes nearly nude

Brooke Burke softcore porn (NSFW)

Elisha Cuthbert hot side-boob

Amy Smart topless on movie set

Finally some new pix of Rihanna has been released and she’s looking really depressed. I don’t know it’s kind of a turn on to me. Are depressed girls still depressed when their getting nailed? Are they like “yeah that’s good mmm, my life is horrible, i thought he loved me maybe he still does.” And i’m all “I bought you some shoes Jesus Christ shut the hell up!”

TMZ is reporting this picture was taken right after Chris Brown beat the hell out of Rihanna. I’ve read comments on other sites that this picture should not be published. Are you kidding me? This is real life. Chris Brown should serve at least a year in prison for this. You never put your hand on a woman, well bitches don’t count. Hope you drop the soap biatch.

Mr. I-just-fu*ked-my-career-up Chris Brown has finally spoke out about beating the hell outta Rihanna stating:

“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person,” Brown said in a statement issued through publicist Michael Sitrick.

“Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and-or reported in the media is wrong,” he added. But he said he couldn’t discuss that in detail until his case is resolved.

Really what can you say? It’s not like he can deny it. Come on look at that forehead, i was just trying to pop her big ass pimple with my fist!

Rihanna’s father has spoken out about Rihanna and her getting her ass beat by singer Chris Brown.

Describing her current condition, he said: “There is some bruising. She will be alright. I think so.

“At some point she will speak out.

“I hope she will stand up for women all over the world.

Ronald, a salesman and freelance clothing designer, has now confirmed the pair have now broken up.

Ronald said: “The relationship is over and I am pleased. She doesn’t want to speak to Chris. She is being very brave about things and said that she will be back on stage performing soon.”

I wonder how Rihanna is going to address this? Will she doing something wacky on SNL making fun of it? Like a Ike And Tina type thing? Or is that too much?

Britney Spears dancing nearly topless

Carmen Electra nude in Playboy

Jessica Alba sex scene (NSFW)

Kat Von D topless for Peta

Tila Tequila nude video shoot (NSFW)

Gisele Bundchen see thru (NSFW)

Since there will be no new pix of Rihanna for a while i thought i’d post some older pictures to remind you that Chris Brown beat the hell outta her. Dude is 22 years old and already fu*ked his career up. He could of at least done it in a semi-funny way like beating her for interrupting him playing Halo. In that case they kinda deserve that. My girl loves me so she ain’t telling the po-po. Mmmm girls with love self esteem are priceless.