In other news the grass is green
Singer Ricky Martin has came out of the closet and admitted he’s gay. Sweet! More whores for the unattractive guys like me.
In a statement posted via Twitter in both Spanish and English, and later confirmed with his representative, Martin said: “I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”
For many, Monday’s announcement will come as no surprise; the “Livin’ La Vida Loca” singer’s sexuality has been speculated about for years. But the Puerto Rican star, who got his start as a child in the teen group Menudo, never directly addressed it and was usually seen at events with beautiful women on his arm.
Ricky Martin was painful for me as a teen, all of the girls were like OMG’erz Ricky Martin is so sexy! Meanwhile I’m yelling at them saying he’s gay, so frustrating. Now the girls that loved him are all fat and have 5 kids. What a waste.



