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Singer Ricky Martin has came out of the closet and admitted he’s gay. Sweet! More whores for the unattractive guys like me.

In a statement posted via Twitter in both Spanish and English, and later confirmed with his representative, Martin said: “I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”

For many, Monday’s announcement will come as no surprise; the “Livin’ La Vida Loca” singer’s sexuality has been speculated about for years. But the Puerto Rican star, who got his start as a child in the teen group Menudo, never directly addressed it and was usually seen at events with beautiful women on his arm.

Ricky Martin was painful for me as a teen, all of the girls were like OMG’erz Ricky Martin is so sexy! Meanwhile I’m yelling at them saying he’s gay, so frustrating. Now the girls that loved him are all fat and have 5 kids. What a waste.

Gay singer becomes a daddy

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Former singer Ricky Martin has become a daddy, thanks to a surrogate mother. Cause you know his penis isn’t going anywhere near a vag. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Ricky Martin, 36, has been out of the spotlight for a while, and it turns out he’s been busy: Representatives for the “She Bangs” singer just announced Ricky is the father of twin boys born a few weeks ago, according to the AP.

We know what you’re thinking, and no, you’re not missing  something – the boys were born via a surrogate mother.

Good for Ricky, i hope him and his life partner take great care of his new baby. Congrats!