Today has been horrible for Hollywood and Washington

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I’m sort of a news junkie and i was shocked to hear “Meet the Press” host Tim Russert has died today. Only 58 years old.

The other thing that is horrible is R-Kelly was found not guilty of all charges of child pornography, remember the famous tape with him peeing on a little girl? Yeah no jail for him. Amazing what money and fame can do. I’m a fan of “Bump and Grind“, “Feeling on ya booty“, “When a woman’s fed up“  and tons of other songs but this is ridiculous

R.Kelly pisses the court off

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No more delaying the court trial! Six years after he was charged with videotaping himself having sex with an underage girl, R&B superstar R Kelly went on trial on Friday, with his alleged victim prepared to deny she is the person on the tape.

Kelly has been charged with 14 counts of videotaping, producing or soliciting child pornography. Prosecutors argue he knew, or should have known, the girl was a teenaged minor.

Finally the perv goes to trial. Whatcha think he’ll get? R.Kelly is rich so i’m sure he’ll two years in prison. I grew up a fan of his but how can you support him? He’s caught on tape banging and peeing on a underage girl?

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little bump n grind

R.Kelly stays free

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R.Kelly was told by the judge he is free on bond until his next pretrial hearing on January 14. R.Kelly is now free to piss on any woman, though she better be over 18.
Hey at least he wasn’t scatting on the girl in the video. See there’s always a brighter side.

Warrant for R.Kelly

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A warrant has been issued for singer R.Kelly after he missed a court date.
Hopefully R.Kelly gets put in jail for a few days, some of those dudes in jail also have a urine fetish like Mr. Kelly. They’ll have tons of fun.

Ready for more “Trapped in the closet?”

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The newest instalments of the series will be released on DVD in August 21st through Jive.
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Billboard reports that: “The new round of ‘Trapped’ videos finds Kelly portraying an old man named Randolph, complete with a pot belly and a fake white beard that nearly falls off mid-scene, as well as a preacher in a gray Jheri-curl wig and garish orange suit. In one of the final chapters, Kelly’s Sylvester character talks business with a ‘Sopranos’-esque mobster who is eating a giant plate of spaghetti.”

What a waste of money, i thought the first 3-5 were actually alright but then it got all Jerry Springer on us.