Lindsay Lohan is the first one to become anorexic and look how Paris Hilton is trying to rip Lindsay off! What’s next doing coke off a bathroom toilet because Lindsay did it? Well not only that but it is the flattest surface in the bathroom which has the most privacy, not that i do coke every Wednesday at Denny’s with my addicted wife or anything like that.

Paris Hilton hit the beach in a dress (of course) Somebody should of told Paris there isn’t a video camera around to slow-mo her taking her dress off revealing a tiny bikini top. I gotta say tiny bikini top=awesomeness.

Pamela Anderson playing with her boobs in a see thru top

Christina Aguilera flashing her boobs to Donald Duck

Mariah Carey big boobs pop out during Award Show

Lucy Pinder and her perfect naked body (NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan drunk making out with a chick

Alyssa Milano hot sex scene (NSFW)

WWE Diva Candice Michelle pre-fame nude pix (NSFW)

Paris Hilton was caught going out without a bra. I thought about censoring the above picture but it doesn’t make alot of sense since seeing how her boobs doesn’t even qualify as an A-cup. Hey it’s boobs though right?

Paris Hilton was caught trying on clothes (is this a normal thing now?) Paris has no body shape at all. What’s the point of a bra? She’s shaped like i was at 10 except my ass looked better and had less penetrating from the homeless.

I was reading the latest gossip trying to keep you bitches up on the latest shiite that doesn’t affect nobody, their more like monkey’s keeping us entertained hopefully helping us forget the world is going to hell. Anywho i was reading Paris Hilton has a new show called Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend. What in the hell? Why…just why? How dumb is this going to get? I got a show idea for VH1. Ok we get a celebrity that is already in a serious relationship and have pretty well known whores compete for him. Or have a Gold digger try to marry an old pimp, knowing he’s already married and isn’t going to marry her meanwhile his wife lives next door, he would lose millions divorcing her. Jesus Christ that’s it i’m cancelling my cable.

I was thinking deeply about when you get shoved in the spotlight whether on accident or purpose you instantly become a role-model to somebody. It could be a role model to kids or the whores out there. What is Paris Hilton’s purpose? Then i got it! She’s a role model to whores which isn’t a bad thing except for the fact the whores don’t realize just because you took naked pictures of yourself and blew a guy on camera doesn’t make you a celebrity, Paris is backed by her rich ass parents dumbasses. Now me on other hand i can make you hella famous in the porn world, i only hope DP isn’t against your morals.

Paris Hilton was partying in Sydney and lost her camera, now people are trying to sell the pix to the highest bidder. If there is no naked pictures i will be shocked, shocked i tell you!

Ozzie newspaper The Herald Sun says that Paris lost the camera in a nightclub (where else?) in Sydney on New Year’s Eve. “She lost it in the chaos. It must have fallen out of her bag,” said Karen Griffin, a publicist for the party Paris was at. “She is disappointed as it has her personal photos of her visit on it.

I have seen Paris Hilton naked more times then i’ve seen my wife and we have sex everynight, at least i think it’s sex. Do yourself a favor and get with a big woman, you think anal sex is great? Turn off the lights and have sex with a big woman, pentrating her triple chins is really hot.

How is Avril Lavigne still pulling this “punk” thing off? She’s 24 years old and married for Satan’s sake. I gotta give credit to Avril for sticking it out this long, most artist grow and do something else. It’s good to know she’s a married woman still pretending to be 13…..Tubular!