It’s been a while since we have seen Paris Hilton topless which i find pretty amazing. She was the leader for all these Hollywood skanks, did she retire her crown or something? I dunno i never got the memo i guess. Anywho here’s Paris and her little boobs. I can’t lie I like her boobs, I’m not a fan of huge boobs. A tight t-shirt and a flat stomach, God i need vagina on my mouth.

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You only diss the magazine’s you love right? FHM once again printed old pix of Paris Hilton, it makes it even worse that they didn’t even use the picture where she showed her nipple. That picture is on the site somewhere.

You seriously gotta have some big balls to try this. Paris Hilton really should have giving some notice for Christ sake, i mean he really could of gotten a better shot when she was spreading without panties getting into her car and accidentally started licking her nipples at the same time.

Hahahahahahha Yahoo and E Online said a sex joke, get it? Because Paris Hilton is a dirty whore that bangs alot of guys and she likes a big penis. Thank God a site like Yahoo is one of those sites kids can’t easily access. It’s good to know kids wont be asking parents for an explanation of that joke. Keeping it classy Yahoo. Also Paris doesn’t discriminate, she likes all sizes and colors.

A Contestant on Paris Hilton’s TV show Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend (wow that’s a real TV show?) Died Friday, the death is yet unknown. Well i blame Paris, there has to be some sort of connection.

Kat McKenzie, the runner-up in the 2009 reality contest, died suddenly on Friday. The cause of death is as yet unknown.

The hotel heiress told reporters she was “deeply saddened” by McKenzie’s passing, insisting: “She will be missed.”

Hilton promised McKenzie, an ex-pole dancer, they would always remain close friends on the TV programme earlier this year.

How desperate are these reality shows getting? I’m waiting for “Who wants to nail the Hollywood Star.” The premise? We compete to nail Florence Henderson, she’s 75 by the way and still looking pretty freggin’ sexy. She’s also into chicks too!