This Paris Hilton cocaine story is so juicy that my panties are soaking wet from all the details constantly coming out. Now the latest is that Paris thought the cocaine was gum. Paris, just shut your mouth your not helping your case.
According to an officer’s report, when a little white baggie fell out of the purse Hilton was carrying in Las Vegas Friday, Hilton said that “she had not seen [the bag] but now thought it was gum.”
The bag actually contained 0.8 grams of cocaine, according to People magazine, and now the 29-year-old heiress faces felony drug-possession charges, with an Oct. 27 arraignment.
Wow Paris is 29 years old? Isn’t she too old to be doing stuff like this? I’m 24 now and I got all that BS out of my system by the time i got out of middle school. Some advice to Paris, when you see popo coming you suppose to snort the gum. What a retard. Speaking of retard, why is that such a bad word now? I swear everything offends everyone these days. During these holiday seasons coming up if i hear one person complain about “Merry Christmas” I’m turning into James Jay Lee and they’ll be The Discovery Channel and unlike that douche James Jay Lee I’m succeeding, what a failure.
Here’s footage of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie kissing on their train-wreck show that was on years ago. I’m sure you never seen this video because I never seen it and I’ve seen every video…ever. Watching this video made me realize Paris really has calmed down these last few years, what’s up with dat? Who’s the whore leader now? Really who is these days?
It’s been a while since we have seen Paris Hilton topless which i find pretty amazing. She was the leader for all these Hollywood skanks, did she retire her crown or something? I dunno i never got the memo i guess. Anywho here’s Paris and her little boobs. I can’t lie I like her boobs, I’m not a fan of huge boobs. A tight t-shirt and a flat stomach, God i need vagina on my mouth.
You only diss the magazine’s you love right? FHM once again printed old pix of Paris Hilton, it makes it even worse that they didn’t even use the picture where she showed her nipple. That picture is on the site somewhere.
You seriously gotta have some big balls to try this. Paris Hilton really should have giving some notice for Christ sake, i mean he really could of gotten a better shot when she was spreading without panties getting into her car and accidentally started licking her nipples at the same time.
Hahahahahahha Yahoo and E Online said a sex joke, get it? Because Paris Hilton is a dirty whore that bangs alot of guys and she likes a big penis. Thank God a site like Yahoo is one of those sites kids can’t easily access. It’s good to know kids wont be asking parents for an explanation of that joke. Keeping it classy Yahoo. Also Paris doesn’t discriminate, she likes all sizes and colors.
A Contestant on Paris Hilton’s TV show Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend (wow that’s a real TV show?) Died Friday, the death is yet unknown. Well i blame Paris, there has to be some sort of connection.
Kat McKenzie, the runner-up in the 2009 reality contest, died suddenly on Friday. The cause of death is as yet unknown.
The hotel heiress told reporters she was “deeply saddened” by McKenzie’s passing, insisting: “She will be missed.”
Hilton promised McKenzie, an ex-pole dancer, they would always remain close friends on the TV programme earlier this year.
How desperate are these reality shows getting? I’m waiting for “Who wants to nail the Hollywood Star.” The premise? We compete to nail Florence Henderson, she’s 75 by the way and still looking pretty freggin’ sexy. She’s also into chicks too!
Lindsay Lohan is the first one to become anorexic and look how Paris Hilton is trying to rip Lindsay off! What’s next doing coke off a bathroom toilet because Lindsay did it? Well not only that but it is the flattest surface in the bathroom which has the most privacy, not that i do coke every Wednesday at Denny’s with my addicted wife or anything like that.
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