How is Avril Lavigne still pulling this “punk” thing off? She’s 24 years old and married for Satan’s sake. I gotta give credit to Avril for sticking it out this long, most artist grow and do something else. It’s good to know she’s a married woman still pretending to be 13…..Tubular!

Dita Von Teese goes nude (NSFW)

AnnaLynne McCord boob pops out

Miley Cyrus in private pix

Jordan full sex tape (NSFW)

Angelina Jolie and a horse WTF?

Hilary Duff slutty in Maxim

Eva Longoria Does the Upskirt Flash

Aubrey O’Day’s leaked Iphone Pix

Anna Lynn McCord (From 90210 boob slip

Vanessa Hudgens Flashing ass

Heidi Klum topless for Arena magazine

Look a new Paris Hilton upskirt! Why is this newsworthy anymore? That’s like catching a nun at Church or Michael Jackson at a playground or DMX in court. I think it’s bizarre when Paris isn’t lifting her dress up showing the camera what it’s like to have an STD. It’s educational kids, when you sleep with 100’s of people it’s painful to pee and those sores take a while to go away.

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Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden have split up according to reports. I’m not saying she cheated on him but that’s probably what happen.

Rumors suggesting the nine month relationship has ended began when the heiress was snapped cozying up to ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos in a Miami nightclub last weekend.

And Hilton dumped her rock star beau just days later, friends tell Star magazine.

A source tells the magazine, “Paris was fed up with Benji always telling her what to do and bossing her around. She felt she couldn’t cut loose and party.

Can somebody please tell Paris that when your in a relationship your not suppose to be “cozying” up to your ex while your in said relationship (huh?) I know Paris is pure and a role-model to millions it just kind of makes her look alittle slutty…

Usually when a girl is normal weight and doesn’t have anything deformed on they’re body it’s simple to look cute, you pose and smile, it’s simple. You may be asking how in the hell can Paris Hilton not to pull this off? Well lets start with that thing she calls a face, if it wasn’t for her great-grandfather and her banging some dude on a tape nobody would want to take a picture of that five-head, creepy eye and huge nose, Jesus how can you have so many things wrong with just your face? You suppose to have 3 strikes on your looks to determine if your attractive or not but it’s eff’ed up when your strikeout just with your face. Welp keep sucking pushing Paris.

Never mind the STD’s for a second, check out Jordan’s face! What the hell?!?! Then check out Paris Hilton’s huge ass nose. Ok lets see Jordan has a herpy sore on her lip and Paris got punched in the face. See what the price of fame is.

Hollywood whore Paris Hilton has fought back against President hopeful (not gonna happen) John McCain in a spoof ad.

Paris has got her own back on US presidential candidate John McCain by releasing her own spoof campaign ad - in which she refers to him as “that wrinkly white-haired dude”.

McCain had used Paris’ image without her consent in an ad comparing his rival Barack Obama to celebrities such as Paris and Britney Spears, FoxNews.com reports.

In response, her publicist issued a statement to say that Paris did not endorse the use of her image.

But Paris has now gone one stage further by posting a video on website FunnyOrDie.com in which she outlines her own presidential “policies”.

The ad is actually funny to begin with, well until Paris puts her freaky eyes on camera.

Full time whore Paris Hilton is sick of all the rumors about her. For example she is sick of the rumor that she is moving next door to Nicole Richie. Huh? That’s the rumor she’s sick of?

‘Page Six reported that I’ve moved into the neighbourhood and that Nicole is upset by this… SO NOT TRUE,’ she says.

‘I have my own home in Beverly Hills – that’s where I
live. Where do they come up with
this?’

The socialite says she’s fed up defending herself against all the lies that are written about her.

‘I’m sick of Page Six and other gossip sites printing completely false stories,’ she says.

‘I think it’s fair for you to know the truth.’

I found this hilarious, what about the rumor she likes to blow homeless bums? Or takes it in the ass for cocaine? I guess some rumors seem a little too true