Letterman, Leno and Oprah on a couch

Posted on by - Posted in: David Letterman

How bizarre was the Jay Leno, David Letterman and Oprah Super Bowl Commercial last night? Sure i didn’t actually watch the Super Bowl because I’m so manly that i don’t need to prove my manliness by watching men chase each other in a field while i wear a jersey with a man’s name on it. I dunno something kinda gay about it. Anywho i wonder how much they paid Letterman to do this? I love Letterman, why David why?

Snoop don’t love dem hoes

Posted on by - Posted in: Dog
Oprah str8 up dissed Snoop a while bizack by stating his liz-ircs are disrespectful to dem hoes.

However, Snoop says times have changed and that Oprah should make an effort to understand him better by inviting him on the show, rather than openly criticising him.

“I don’t like her no more. I really was offended, because I kind of like her. Liked her,” said the 36-year-old. “I’m very articulate, very intellectual. She didn’t even get a chance to even know me.”

Man biatches be tripping G, as Snoop used to say We don’t love dem hoes! Of course Oprah is gonna talk trash about Snoop, you know who watches Oprah? Old white women. You think her fans want to see Oprah hugging all up on Snoop or any rapper for that matter? Keep doing ya thug thizzle Snoop dizzle. I am sooooo white.

It’s hard out here for a pimp

Posted on by - Posted in: Dog
Oprah has suffered another embarrassing setback – the author of a children’s book she recommended on her website has been exposed as a white supremacist.

Just weeks after Winfrey was forced to fly to South Africa to address reports a matron at the girls’ school had been accused of molesting and assaulting pupils, the talk show is in the headlines for all the wrong reasons again. Winfrey has pulled Forrest Carter’s children’s book The Education Of Little Tree from a list of recommended titles on her website, blaming an “error” for including the work of a hardcore racist.

Oprah can’t catch a break. Gayle King better be rubbing Oprah’s feet and other things tonight.

Oprah is sad

Posted on by - Posted in: Dog
A tearful Oprah Winfrey begged for forgiveness Sunday as she met the parents of students at her all-girls academy, which is reeling from lurid allegations of sexual abuse.

“I’ve disappointed you. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry,” the talk show queen told families in an emergency meeting at the South African school in Henley-on-Klip, south of Johannesburg.

Oprah canceled appointments and flew to South Africa twice in the past few weeks after allegations that one of the matrons fondled a girl and that other pupils had been physically abused.

One pupil has said a matron grabbed her by the throat and threw her against a wall.

Girls have also said the “dorm parent” swore and screamed at them, assaulted them and sexually fondled at least one girl.

Umm why isn’t this school shutdown already? Oh yeah cause Oprah owns it

Oprah has extra toe

Posted on by - Posted in: Dog
That is not photo shopped folks, Oprah has six toes on her left foot. How could she keep this from us? I always buy the latest “O” magazine and read her recommended books. Oprah you disappoint me, i thought we had something special.

Snoop wants to debate Oprah

Posted on by - Posted in: Dog
Over the hill Rapper Snoop Dogg wants to appear on Oprah’s talk show to debate her over sexiest/racist lyrics in rap music.
Snoop Dogg, real name Calvin Broadus – wants to sit down and talk with her on her show. He tells MTV, “I’m a fan of Oprah. I feel like whatever they’re saying about me, negative or positive, I appreciate it. “I’m Snoop Dogg – you can’t (badmouth) me because I do so much right and I’m the person who represents me the best. “Snoop Dogg is a father, he’s a (football) coach, he’s a teacher. I’m a man, and I do make mistakes and I’m willing to listen and learn.
I wanna see Snoop try to defend the most disgusting hip hop lyrics of all time, example:
The Siccness is when you hug your mama and ya dick get hard
Or you walk in on your baby’s mama and she’s suckin’ your son’s dick
That’s the mothafuckin’ Siccness…
So, ya mothafuckas don’t ya forget that shit…
And don’t forget where the Sicc came from…
That nigga Lynch…
[Brotha Lynch Hung]
I take my mouth off up that cog and trip
Cause eatin’ dead pussy clit I make ya sick
But it’s the Season so my reason is legit
I’m havin’ fits, I dreamed of eatin’ bloody pussy clit’s since I was six
I fiend for a dead pussy on dick- Brotha Lynch Hung

Oprah’s school like a prison?

Posted on by - Posted in: Dog
People including the kids parents are complaining that the rules at the school are too strict. The parents say they can only visit they’re kids once a month. WTF sounds like a prison to me, Oprah you got some splainin to do.
That’s the word from upset parents, who say the school rules make it difficult for them to keep contact with their children.

‘Surely this isn’t a prison?’

Cellphones and e-mail correspondence are out of bounds during the week, and girls are only allowed to phone their parents at weekends.

The maximum number of visitors per pupil is four, and visits have to be approved by the school at least two weeks in advance.

Meanwhile the school seems to have made the rules even stricter. Until now, the girls could receive visitors every fortnight, but parents can now only visit them once a month.

Continue reading

Man Tried to Blackmail Oprah

Posted on by - Posted in: Dog

A man has been charged with trying to extort $1.5 million from Oprah Winfrey by threatening to release recorded telephone conversations he claimed would hurt her reputation, according to the FBI and published reports.