Archive: Oprah

Letterman, Leno and Oprah on a couch

How bizarre was the Jay Leno, David Letterman and Oprah Super Bowl Commercial last night? Sure i didn’t actually watch the Super Bowl because I’m so manly that i don’t need to prove my manliness by watching men chase each other in a field while i wear a jersey with a man’s name on it. I dunno something kinda gay about it. Anywho i wonder how much they paid Letterman to do this? I love Letterman, why David why?

Filed under: David Letterman, Jay Leno, Oprah, Youtube

Snoop don’t love dem hoes

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Oprah str8 up dissed Snoop a while bizack by stating his liz-ircs are disrespectful to dem hoes.

However, Snoop says times have changed and that Oprah should make an effort to understand him better by inviting him on the show, rather than openly criticising him.

“I don’t like her no more. I really was offended, because I kind of like her. Liked her,” said the 36-year-old. “I’m very articulate, very intellectual. She didn’t even get a chance to even know me.”

Man biatches be tripping G, as Snoop used to say We don’t love dem hoes! Of course Oprah is gonna talk trash about Snoop, you know who watches Oprah? Old white women. You think her fans want to see Oprah hugging all up on Snoop or any rapper for that matter? Keep doing ya thug thizzle Snoop dizzle. I am sooooo white.
Filed under: Dog, News, Oprah, Snoop Dogg

It’s hard out here for a pimp

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Oprah has suffered another embarrassing setback – the author of a children’s book she recommended on her website has been exposed as a white supremacist.

 Just weeks after Winfrey was forced to fly to South Africa to address reports a matron at the girls’ school had been accused of molesting and assaulting pupils, the talk show is in the headlines for all the wrong reasons again. Winfrey has pulled Forrest Carter’s children’s book The Education Of Little Tree from a list of recommended titles on her website, blaming an “error” for including the work of a hardcore racist.

Oprah can’t catch a break. Gayle King better be rubbing Oprah’s feet and other things tonight.
Filed under: Dog, News, Oprah

Oprah is sad

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A tearful Oprah Winfrey begged for forgiveness Sunday as she met the parents of students at her all-girls academy, which is reeling from lurid allegations of sexual abuse.

“I’ve disappointed you. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry,” the talk show queen told families in an emergency meeting at the South African school in Henley-on-Klip, south of Johannesburg.

Oprah canceled appointments and flew to South Africa twice in the past few weeks after allegations that one of the matrons fondled a girl and that other pupils had been physically abused.

One pupil has said a matron grabbed her by the throat and threw her against a wall.

Girls have also said the “dorm parent” swore and screamed at them, assaulted them and sexually fondled at least one girl.

Umm why isn’t this school shutdown already? Oh yeah cause Oprah owns it

Filed under: Dog, News, Oprah

Oprah has extra toe

That is not photo shopped folks, Oprah has six toes on her left foot. How could she keep this from us? I always buy the latest “O” magazine and read her recommended books. Oprah you disappoint me, i thought we had something special.
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Filed under: Dog, News, Oprah
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