Archive: Olsen Twins

This cannot be real

Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen posed semi-nude for some photographer. I think this is an official photo shoot but something doesn’t seem right about the pix. Maybe cause it’s photoshopped to hell and back. Who’s the one on the right? Whoever it is i’d gently bang it, don’t wanna break those little bones.

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Holy Shiz that’s scary

This is some spooky shiite. I don’t know if the Olsen Twins did this shoot on purpose to look like two tranny aliens but if they did good job you accomplished your goal. If not i apologize you two look like Tranny porn stars from Mars. Mmmm Anal probes.

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Wanna see the Olsen twins in Playboy?

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Apparently Hugh Hefner is 5 years behind in news cause he wants the Olsen Twins to pose in Playboy because they “are every young man’s fantasy.”

The legendary lothario also wants Lindsay Lohan to appear in his magazine - and recreate Marilyn Monroe’s famous naked swim from her ‘Something’s Got to Give’ movie.

Lohan recently stripped off in a New York magazine shoot to pay homage to Monroe. The racy shoot proved so popular that the magazine’s website crashed under the massive volume of hits.

I don’t understand why Hugh wants Lindsay Lohan, we’ve seen everything she has on several occasions. That’s like having Paris Hilton posing nude for “the first time,” Unless they are gonna do a donkey show I’m not interested.

P.S. I’m aware the above image is fake biatch

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Ben Kingsley makes out with Mary-Kate Olsen

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Sir Ben Kingsley enjoys a “full on make-out session” with Mary-Kate Olsen in his new movie.

The 63-year-old ‘Sexy Beast’ star - who plays a psychiatrist who gives a drug dealer therapy in exchange for marijuana in Jonathan Levine’s new movie ‘The Wackness’ - has to passionately kiss the 21-year-old actress, who is young enough to be his daughter, in the steamy scene.

A source told the New York Post newspaper: “It was a full on make-out session. They locked lips for ages. It was quite cringe-worthy to watch.”

The scene was shot at New York’s Greenpoint bar.

Ummm ewww?

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Olsen Twins turns 21

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MARY-KATE and ASHLEY OLSEN Turn 21 today.

The skinny twins, who were born on June 13, 1986 in Sherman Oaks, California, have already had a long and illustrious career.

They began their acting career aged just one-year-old playing Michelle Tanner on US TV show Full House.

The show became a hit with books, dolls, and other merchandise being sold to promote it.

The twins shared the role until the show finished when they were just nine – and by then they were a massive hit all over the world.

That awesome, happy birthday Mary Kate and Ashlee. Now you can for the first time in your life taste alcohol, i’m sure you obeyed the law all this time. Happy Birthday!
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Mary-Kate has a job

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In her first major solo role without her twin sister, Mary-Kate Olsen is returning to series television for the first time since 2002 with a co-starring role on Showtime’s dark comedy “Weeds.”
Olsen will play Tara, a devoted Christian girl living in the newly developed megachurch community Majestic who becomes a love interest for Nancy Botwin’s (Mary-Louise Parker) son Silas (Hunter Parrish). Olsen will appear in 10 of the 15 episodes of the show’s third season, which premieres August 13.
I find it hilarious that she’s gonna be on a show called Weeds, next will be “Nose Candy”
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Ashlee Olsen looks hot

How did this happen? Ashlee actually looks bangable, before it was her money that made her look do-able. I guess with all those millions she finally hired a stylist.
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Ashley Olsen showing bra

What’s the point of wearing a bra? As a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Commitee you have no reason to wear one
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