Archive: Nicole Ritchie

Christina and Richie have babies

Posted: January 12th, 2008 - No Comments
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In the same hospital and minutes from each other Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie both gave birth yesterday.

Nicole Richie just beat Christina to motherhood by delivering a daughter she and father Joel Madden have named Harlow Winter Kate Madden.

Minutes later down the hall at Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Aguilera gave birth to her first child with husband Jordan Bratman.

Finally Christina had that freakin’ baby. Get off your lazy ass Christina and get that perfect body back. It’s been close to 24 hours you had enough rest.

Filed under: Christina Aguilera, Dog, News, Nicole Ritchie

Nicole Richie is a fat ass

Posted: September 24th, 2007 - No Comments
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Just kidding. Nicole should get pregnant more often cause she looks the best she has in a long long long time.
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity In Bikinis, Dog, Nicole Ritchie

Richie served 82 minutes in jail

Posted: August 23rd, 2007 - No Comments
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Nicole Ritchie was released from jail Thursday after serving 82 minutes of a four-day sentence for driving under the influence of drugs.

The reality show star, who checked into jail in this Los Angeles suburb at 3:15 p.m., was released at 4:37 p.m. “based on her sentence and federal guidelines,” Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Deputy Maribel Rizo said without elaborating.

When asked whether Richie, who is four months pregnant, spent her brief sentence in a jail cell, Rizo replied: “I have no further comment.”

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Ritchie new home is Hilton’s old one

Posted: August 2nd, 2007 - No Comments
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Nicole Ritchie will serve her 4 days in the same jail Hollywood whore Paris Hilton spent her 23 days.
Richie had the option of serving her 90 hours at a “private jail.” These facilities are nicer than Lynwood, for sure, but there’s a downside. When an inmate does time at a private facility, they must serve out the entire sentence. At Lynwood, the Sheriff could turn a 4-day sentence into a revolving door, because of the overcrowding problem.

Even if Nicole didn’t go in and out, she would do much less than 4 days. She could enter Lynwood late one evening (as Paris did) and she’d get credit for an entire day. On top of that, there’s “good time” credit that would shave a significant portion of the sentence.

Nicole is 4 months pregnant so i wont be a complete ass, and i wont crack a joke that the baby weighing more then the mother.

Filed under: Dog, News, Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton

Paris and Nicole get racist

Posted: July 30th, 2007 - No Comments
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The rumor going around is that the network took so much heat for this episode of Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie dressing up like black people, the show was canceled. About time, i expect Paris to do something like this but i thought Nicole Ritchie who self-identifies herself as African American. I’m actually surprised Paris didn’t take this further.
Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Douchebags, Dog, Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton
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