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Here’s footage of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie kissing on their train-wreck show that was on years ago. I’m sure you never seen this video because I never seen it and I’ve seen every video…ever. Watching this video made me realize Paris really has calmed down these last few years, what’s up with dat? Who’s the whore leader now? Really who is these days?

Christina and Richie have babies

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In the same hospital and minutes from each other Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie both gave birth yesterday.

Nicole Richie just beat Christina to motherhood by delivering a daughter she and father Joel Madden have named Harlow Winter Kate Madden.

Minutes later down the hall at Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Aguilera gave birth to her first child with husband Jordan Bratman.

Finally Christina had that freakin’ baby. Get off your lazy ass Christina and get that perfect body back. It’s been close to 24 hours you had enough rest.

Nicole Richie is a fat ass

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Just kidding. Nicole should get pregnant more often cause she looks the best she has in a long long long time.
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Richie served 82 minutes in jail

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Nicole Ritchie was released from jail Thursday after serving 82 minutes of a four-day sentence for driving under the influence of drugs.

The reality show star, who checked into jail in this Los Angeles suburb at 3:15 p.m., was released at 4:37 p.m. “based on her sentence and federal guidelines,” Los Angeles County Sheriff‘s Deputy Maribel Rizo said without elaborating.

When asked whether Richie, who is four months pregnant, spent her brief sentence in a jail cell, Rizo replied: “I have no further comment.”

Ritchie new home is Hilton’s old one

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Nicole Ritchie will serve her 4 days in the same jail Hollywood whore Paris Hilton spent her 23 days.
Richie had the option of serving her 90 hours at a “private jail.” These facilities are nicer than Lynwood, for sure, but there’s a downside. When an inmate does time at a private facility, they must serve out the entire sentence. At Lynwood, the Sheriff could turn a 4-day sentence into a revolving door, because of the overcrowding problem.

Even if Nicole didn’t go in and out, she would do much less than 4 days. She could enter Lynwood late one evening (as Paris did) and she’d get credit for an entire day. On top of that, there’s “good time” credit that would shave a significant portion of the sentence.

Nicole is 4 months pregnant so i wont be a complete ass, and i wont crack a joke that the baby weighing more then the mother.

Paris and Nicole get racist

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The rumor going around is that the network took so much heat for this episode of Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie dressing up like black people, the show was canceled. About time, i expect Paris to do something like this but i thought Nicole Ritchie who self-identifies herself as African American. I’m actually surprised Paris didn’t take this further.

Nicole Richie gets jail

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TMZ was in L.A. County Superior Courtroom moments ago, where a pregnant Nicole Richie faced the music for her wrong-way DUI bust in December — her second DUI conviction in 4 years.
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A court commissioner sentenced Richie to serve four days in the City or County Jail (her choice!) — she got credit for a fifth day, for the six hours she served after being busted.

Richie was also fined $2,048, was ordered back to school for 21 days to an alcohol education course and on three years probation.

Paris Hilton doesn’t like Richie anymore

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The former porn star Paris Hilton finally unleashed her feelings about former best bud Nicole Richie – and there’s not a lot of love going on.

“She (Nicole) cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and people really don’t care about her,” Paris told Elle magazine.

Ouch. But she goes on…

“I’ve been best friends with her since I was two, but when I brought her on to my show, she got very jealous and turned on me for no reason.

“It breaks my heart. She was my sister. She was the funniest person to be around and then she let the fame go to her head.

“She’s not the same person any more. I never want to speak to her again – ever.”

Why are people reporting this crap? Isn’t this becoming a little repetitive? Paris Hilton said Nicole Richie let the fame go to her head, what fame? I swear i don’t get it.