Archive: News

No more Limewire

My favorite P2P program (10 years ago) has finally decided to go the legal route. Well they was charged with copyright infringement resulting in a multi-million dollar lawsuit. Damn the man! Then again for a $5 million dollar lawsuit it’s time pack it up.

The file sharing website LimeWire is looking to set up a new service to provide licensed music.

The company, which has around 100 million users, is currently facing a multi-million pound law suit brought by record labels. They charge that LimeWire’s executives are committing copyright infringement by providing the software which allows people to swap songs online.

Who in the hell still uses P2P software anymore? It’s like your begging to get sued. Kids remember Rapidshare is your friend, stop effin’ with P2P programs.

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A. Dick pleads

Andy Dick pleaded guilty to drug charges today for his drunken episode outside a restaurant a few months ago. Get your shiite together homie!

Dick was ordered to serve three years of probation and wear an alcohol monitor for the next year, court records show. He avoided felony charges stemming from his arrest in mid-July after prosecutors determined Dick did not commit felony sexual battery after a teenage girl accused him of pulling her top down.

Andy Dick pisses me off so bad, it’s sad cause he really is talented. Come on Andy!

Filed under: Andy Dick, Funny Videos, News

Oh hellz yeah

Jordan AKA Katie Price posed for the new OK Magazine. Yes bitches she is now single! It’s kinda disrespectful to pose like that but what do you expect? It’s time to fire up that camera again Jordan, call me i got HD bitch!

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That damn Billy Bob

Actor David Duchovny and his wife have split up, the reason? She was getting sexual text messages from actor Billy Bob Thornton. Whatta pimp.

It was not his ’sexual compulsion proclivity’ that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy  Bob Thornton.

Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thornton, 53, who was formerly married to Angelina Jolie.

Jesus Christ Billy Bob is a freckin’ pimp! How in the hell does he get women like Angelina Jolie? I’m gonna try the not-showering-dirty-look and see if that really works. It’s just hard being a sex addict with a 350 lb wife, good news is banging her belly button feels just as hot.

Filed under: Billy Bob Thornton, David Duchovny, News

What they do for money

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan will be fighting a New York businessman for $30,000. Don’t worry it’s for “Charity.” And by charity i mean Michael Lohan.

Michael Lohan is set to fight a businessman who bid $30,000 to meet him in the boxing ring.

Michael - who has had public arguments with both his daughter and ex-wife Dina - insists his family supports him in the fight, but adds that Venero wasn’t his number one target.

He said: “I was hoping it was going to be someone else. Internet blogger Perez Hilton was my number one choice and still is. But it’s all for charity.”

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Holy crap

There are reports that Johnny Depp will get $59.2 million dollars to star in the 4th Pirates of The Caribbean movie making him the highest paid actor for a single picture beating out Tom Hanks with $53.65 for The Da Vinci Code sequel.

But a movie insider insists Disney Studio bosses - who are behind the hugely successful franchise - would pay anything to keep Depp on their books.
The source tells Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper, “There’s only one Johnny Depp. They simply cannot make another Pirates movie without Jack Sparrow.
“The first three films have earned $2.7 billion (GBP1.46 billion) at the box office. It’s no surprise that Disney executives want Jack back and they are willing to pay big bucks to get him.”

That is insane, i love Johnny Depp (Secret Window bitches) but does he really deserve $60 million to pretend to be a pirate infront of a camera?

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That’s something i’d like to see

Mel B aka Scary Spice aka my future freck buddy told The Sun that she is considering posing for Playboy (great another Playboy story)

The Spice Girl - who is the new face and body of Ultimo underwear - confirmed to the Sun she had received a £1 million offer to strip for the men’s magazine centrefold.

Mel said: “It’s hilarious.

“At the age of 33 it’s flattering to be asked. I’m busy at the moment, but I’ll have to think long and hard about it. Maybe next year.”

At the age of 33? Are you serious? At least your not 50 years old spreading your legs on stage every chance you get pretending your still 21. Jesus i hate Madonna

Filed under: Hugh Hefner, News, Scary Spice

The end of TV

One of the founders of the internet (no not Al Gore) said that the internet will spell the end of television by 2012. What? You mean people still watch tv?

One of the founding fathers of the internet has predicted the world wide web will spell the end of television in the coming years.

Vince Cerf, who helped to build the internet while working as a researcher in America, said that TV was approaching its ‘iPod moment.’

In the same way that people now download music onto their iPod, he said that viewers would soon be downloading their favourite programmes onto their computers.


TV is like Betamax, with Hulu and tons of other sites why watch tv? If i turn on my tv once a week that would shock me, well scratch that i do turn my tv on when i have my laptop hooked up to it so i can watch the latest It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode. Wildcard Bitches!

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