And Jessica Simpson doesn’t want to die alone. Really Jessica? You don’t want to die alone?

“I hope I don’t die alone, that’s for damn sure,” she said. “Hopefully I can find a man that understands my life and understands my purpose. I just need to find the right man.”

That statement sounds really desperate. I learned you play hard to get for a couple of months and make them chase you, then eventually you let them in your life and they realize that I’m completely overrated. They leave and we die alone on a Hotel room floor in Detroit after popping a bottle of Xanax…The end.

I was reading the famous people that sent condolences to Corey Haim AKA people wanting their name in the news and i found out Victoria Beckham banged Corey for a while? This of course happened before Victoria joined The Spice Girls.

“Victoria hadn’t had any contact with Corey for years, but she was still shocked to learn of his death in such circumstances,” a source tells The Sun.

I find that pretty amazing. I would have sex with Victoria as well, only to be close to David Beckham.

Actor Corey Haim has died after an apparent overdose, according to police. I wasn’t a fan nor have i seen one of his movies so….R.I.P. I guess?

The Canadian-born star rose to fame in the eighties. His best known films include The Lost Boys, Dream a Little Dream and License to Drive.

He was found at his apartment in California in the early hours of Wednesday morning and was pronounced dead at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Centre in Burbank.

It is a little sad that at the end of his life he did his best to make a return to being an A-lister so i do feel bad he never recaptured that. I’m not a complete heartless cracker.

The Pope’s brother admitted that he was aware of Sexual abuse and did nothing about it. LOLZ how great is this story? Hell, it’s waiting for you guys.

The pope’s brother said in a newspaper interview published Tuesday that he slapped pupils as punishment after he took over a renowned German boys’ choir in the 1960s. He also said he was aware of allegations of physical abuse at an elementary school linked to the choir but did nothing about it.

Why is it that that all of these religious people that’s super into God turn out to live the opposite life? As soon as i get near somebody talking about God and telling me about Church I call the cops and start a search for caged children at their home.

Miley Cyrus spoke out about her relationship with her current boyfriend. In the statement Miley says they’re “deeper than normal people.” You know how else she’s deeper than “normal people?”……Her ego?….God can she hurry up and turn 18 so i can tell some LOL jokes.

The ‘Hannah Montana’ actress confirmed that she was dating the ‘Star Trek’ star on the red carpet at the Oscars and also added that she was “maybe” in love. And the 17-year-old claimed that they get on so well because they’re “deeper” than average people. No, really.

Miley told Teen Vogue about what attracted her to Hemsworth: “He definitely showed chivalry. I remember him opening the door for the director and I was like, Wow.”

There is nothing better than a 17 year old rich girl who thinks they are soooo deep. We have such a deep connection that most people don’t understand! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Miley really needs to be smart with her money because in 5 years that face is going to go downhill quick.