Archive: News

Miley is in love. Your not, you should behead yourself

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Miley Cyrus spoke out again about how in love she is. Yeah tell me how great love feels in 6 months. God I’m 24 years old WTF am i doing covering this. I’m going to lift weights and scream at some gays after this post.

The actress/singer reveals she has never been as lovesick as she is now, after falling for Hemsworth on the set of their new film The Last Song, and, at 17, she insists she now knows what real love is.

She adds, “The last thing I was expecting was to fall in love. I went there (film set) thinking the summer was about me and getting focused on my career. But I guess God was like, ‘Girl, here is this amazing guy’.”

Jesus shut the Eff up. A 17 year old knowing what true love is? Live with someone for a year and see how much that love changes. Then add a baby in that situation. Yeah it’s adorable the first few days with the baby jumping on you in the morning, after a week of that you’ll beg for some silence….But Awwww we complete each other!

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OMG’erz Leo + Kate 4ever!

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Actor Leonardo DiCaprio is helping Kate Winslet through her split from husband Sam Mendes, the Sun reports. Insiders say the actors rekindled the friendship they made during Titanic when filming Revolutionary Road in 2008.

“Leo and Kate have been like brother and sister since they starred in Titanic together,” an insider claimed. “And since Kate’s marriage started to go south, around the time they were filming Revolutionary Road, they’ve got closer again. Kate has always really adored Leo and feels like she can tell him anything.
“They were so young when Titanic came out, so it’s fair to say they basically grew up together, professionally at least,” they added. “They were thrust into stardom together and were the only people who knew what the other was going through. He’s been a rock for her.”

How sweet would it be if Leo and Kate totally got together and got married and had babies?!?!

I apologize my 12 year old sister wrote the above. I’m back now, oh who i am kidding it was me all along!

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Jessica loves being fat, i mean overweight

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Jessica Simpson is now speaking out against the meany people that talk bad about overweight people. She now accepts her full figure, well i don’t so…

“You can’t walk anywhere without thinking, ‘I wonder if they think I’m fat …. I wonder if they’ve read that story,” Simpson said. “I couldn’t help it. And I think that once I realized it wasn’t going to stop, I had to find a way to accept it, and I had to find a way to use it.”

I guarantee if Jessica knew how easy it is to lose that weight she wouldn’t be “accepting” her fatty fat fat. Ughhh don’t you hate when fat people try to be sexy?

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Get it? Because she’s really a whore!

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Porn Star and whore that I beat it to twice Sasha Grey will be starring in a movie as a Christian teen who wears a purity ring and refuses sex before marriage.

Writer/director Richard O’Sullivan says, “We toyed with offering Sasha another sexier role in the film, but she fell in love with the idea of playing against type, portraying the exact opposite of what the public perceives her to be.”

It’s not Grey’s first non-porn movie – the 22 year old star won rave reviews last year (09) for her lead performance in Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience.

Ironically, top Christian film star Christina Cupo will also play against type – as a heavily pierced and tattooed goth girl with a fondness for sado-masochism in the movie.

I have to admit that is pretty funny. I still don’t get why Sasha is getting so much mainstream attention? Doing a image search for Sasha is so much fun trying to find a picture without semen or black penis covering her face.

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Your stupid and fat people suck

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Jessica Simpson is coming to Gaby Sidibe’s defense against Howard Stern for his recent outburst that the Oscar nominee could kiss her Hollywood career goodbye because of her weight. Truth is so harsh right?

“I’m actually surprised somebody had the cojones to say that,” Simpson tells me from a New York City hotel. “I just think that’s really disrespectful.”


“It’s unfortunate because she walked the red carpet at the Oscars and she owned it,” Simpson said of the Precious star. “She was beautiful. There was no denying that she did not think she was the most beautiful person on that red carpet. She was just owning that moment for herself. She had such confidence and I absolutely 100 percent think she could get anything in the world that she wants.”

I weighed 345 lbs last year so I know what it’s like to be huge, I’m far from a fatist. Fat people just aren’t accepted unless your Oprah. Losing 145 lbs was one of the easiest things I’ve ever done, put that McDonald’s down and pick up a banana fatty!

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