Is It wrong to bang my adopted sister or not?

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Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown is now engaged to her adopted brother Nick. Hollywood has been awesome since I’ve been away!

A source confirms to Us Weekly that 19-year-old Bobbi Kristina and Nick are in fact engaged and living together in one of her mother’s Atlanta properties.

How does that work? Can you bang your adopted sister?  Apparently you can. Legally could I adopt an 18 year old and have consensual sex with her? Just something I ponder as I drift off to sleep….Sometimes I wonder….zzzzz…

Stop Masturbating in Public 2012

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Want to figure out a way to ruin all of your work? Well just take a look at the dummy dumb dumb Jason Russell, the creator of the viral video Kony 2012. Ha I love this story, it’s like Jesus personally made him do it for the LULZ.

The mastermind behind the now-famous ‘Kony 2012’ video, Jason Russell, has been taken into custody for allegedly masturbating in public and drunkenness.

LOLS! This story just makes me so giddy in the pants. I love how his “team” says no he isn’t crazy. He’s just tired and he hasn’t eaten and the sun was in his eyes and a black cat ran in front of him the previous day.

WTF Is Going On?!?! I converted to Islam

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So I step away for a year and I noticed that turned into a Warriors of Islam website (Click to see.) Well to be honest I found the way of Allah and I now pray 5 times a day, as you should. I’m only kidding, peace be to Allah though. I don’t know what’s been happening with this site, the updates are strange and obviously not me. They have been deleted and lets get this site off the ground again yo!

Kim Kardashian is getting annoying

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I always was a fan of porn star Kim Kardashian. Sure she wasn’t exactly great in bed but her face and booty made up for alot. These days porn star Kim is getting married and she wants to rip off Prince William’s wedding in ways. Do you know how evil that is to rip off a wedding of someone we essentially see as a joke? Awww that’s adorable, they have Princes and Kings like in children’s books.  Why not have a wrestling themed wedding?  It would be more entertaining and make more sense. The ring bearer? The Undertaker. The Preacher? Doink the Clown. The best man? Goldberg, to keep out outside interference from bringing in the steel chair!!


A source told PopEater: “Kim’s wedding is going to be bigger than Tom and Katie.

“In fact, she wants it to be bigger than William and Kate’s.”

The source continued: “The wedding is going to be massive. They are talking about having multiple weddings around the world. All of which will be recorded to air on TV and have hundreds of celebrity guests attending.

I hate myself and want to die

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My future ex wife Hilary Duff  is pregnant and I’m heartbroken. Not because she’s cheating on me with her husband, but for the fact that baby is about to destroy that temple of hers the holy father created. Hilary is only 23 years old for Moses sake. You know what I was doing at 23 years old? Nothing! You might say “wow TC what a loser you are.” Ughh I forgot where I was going with this story, thanks for hurting my feelings.


The actress wed the NHL player in an intimate sunset California wedding one year ago August 14. The actress shot down pregnancy rumors back in January, stating, “Not true, but thanks for all the good wishes! Lol.”

However, the couple is now excited to share the news of both their anniversary and their new addition, with Duff stating, “I can’t believe it has already been a year. Time really flies when you’re having fun! We also want to share the exciting news that baby makes three! We are extremely happy and ready to start this new chapter of our lives. Thanks to everyone for the continued love and support throughout the year.”


Lindsay will not be Eff’in a dog

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It seems like Lindsay Lohan has dropped out of the Linda Lovelace movie Inferno. This is such heartbreaking news. Her replacement will be Malin Akerman, the star of Watchmen, who i never heard of. I really was looking forward to see Lindsay in this movie. Oh well back to fapping to babysitters confused why the father wants a interview when there is no actual babies to watch. Get it? He only wanted oral, there is no baby to watch.

Hmmm Miley’s parents get divorce

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Miley Cyrus’ parents are officially getting a divorce according to reports. Hmmm I wonder….ehhh nevermind.

Singer-actor Billy Ray Cyrus has filed for joint custody of teen pop star Miley Cyrus and her siblings, after ending his marriage to wife Tish.

He filed for divorce in Tennessee, Tuesday, citing irreconcilable differences.

In the court papers, Cyrus has asked to ‘share the care, custody and control’ of Miley, 17, Braison, 16, and Noah, 10, reports

The couple, who tied the knot soon after the birth of Miley, also has three adult children from previous relationships.

Hopefully Billy Ray can get back on his feet and recover from the painful divorce. Maybe Billy will now take a closer look at his daughter and make sure she isn’t giving 40 year old men lap dances and doing those sexual pictures. Good luck!

It’s official: We are bored and really dumb

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I seen this video a few days ago about a real “time traveler” in a 1928 Charlie Chaplin’ movie and thought Ok well there is videos of people claiming that planes didn’t actually hit the WTC, it was holograms. I dismissed it and moved on. Turns out CNN picked up this dumb dumb video. Doesn’t people realize that Unemployment is at 9.6% and somewhere Chris Brown is dating again? Both of those things should be completely watched and focused on. CNN…The Most Trusted Name In News.