The trailer for Natalie Portman’s latest movie was released on the internets a few days ago and we got a glimpse of the Portman in a thong. Sure she’s a white girl that’s flat as a board but i don’t care, she’s wife material. I watched the movie Brothers like 5 times because she’s so eff’in adorable. I don’t blame Spider-man, if she made out with my brother i would put a gun to my head too.
Ladies and gentlemen…..Natalie Portman. You cannot get much more perfect than this. Seriously if you do find one kidnap the bitch and lock her in your basement & chain her to a radiator just to be safe, how you think Tom Cruise got Katie Holmes? Dude is smart.