Dumbest horror movie ever?

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The Human Centipede is getting noticed alot today on the internets because of the above scene. I’m calling it Mouth-to-Ass. Usually when movies release a teaser scene and it’s “Shocking” like that the movie probably sucks Elephantiasis type balls.

Don’t do it Universal Studios!

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Jessica Alba is on the verge of joining the cast of the latest Meet the Parents movie titled Little Fockers. Wow what is Universal Studios thinking?

Jessica Alba is close to locking down a role in Little Fockers, the third outing for Universal’s money-spinning comedy franchise.

In what must surely be a stretch, she’s playing a sexy woman – a pharmaceutical rep, in fact, who turns out to be a head-turner for the male characters.

The majority of the cast is returning – including Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro, plus Teri Polo and Dustin Hoffman for a tale that will revolve around Stiller’s Gaylord Focker and wife Polo having kids.

I’m a big fan of the Meet the Parents movies. Don’t they realize that Jessica Alba is like the female Pauly Shore, i take that back because at one point in my life i actually enjoyed Pauly Shore (come on you loved Son in Law at one point?) Welp it was a nice series while it lasted.

Don’t eff with Madea

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I love Tyler Perry seriously, i think he’s a genius. It’s just soooo obvious he likes getting pounded from behind by a butch dude named Bubba while he’s wearing the Madea outfit. What’s the big deal? I like to pay homeless bums $10 each to touch me while i’m naked. We like our own thing, it’s not that bad being gay. My girl once slipped her finger in and it wasn’t that weird. Anywho onto the non-existing story. Tyler Perry is hitting back at people complaining about him casting former Cosby Show cast member Keshia Knight Pulliam as a hooker in his new movie.

He says, “If you look at that woman and you see Rudy Huxtable, you’re a pervert.
“She is a woman and she needed an opportunity to break away from Rudy because people won’t give her a break, because they think, ‘Rudy, Rudy, Rudy’.
“So I’m like, ‘How far can I take you away from Rudy? Hooker – let’s do it.’”
But Perry fears he may have upset Pulliam’s former TV dad, Bill Cosby, over the casting.
He adds, “I’m waiting for that phone call.”

Can’t we all agree that Bill Cosby has lost his damn mind a long time ago? So what if he gets pissed? That’s like talking shiite about a former President, they were once important but do they really matter anymore? We’ll mourn them once they die but that’s about it.

2012 ohhhh no!

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Sony Pictures have decided to delay the release of filmmaker Roland Emmerich‘s latest big budget disaster movie 2012.

The studio is moving the film’s release from 10 July to 13 November, two weekends before the lucrative Thanksgiving period in the U.S., in the hope of maximising box-office potential.

The movie, about an academic researcher who leads a group of people in a fight to counteract the apocalyptic events that were predicted by the ancient Mayan calendar, stars John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Thandie Newton, Woody Harrelson, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Oliver Platt and Danny Glover.

It is the latest offering from German director Emmerich, who has helmed disaster flicks Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow.

Is the year 2012 going to be like 1999? Remember how crazy that was? I was like 12-13 during that time and remember thinking why would the world end in our time zone first? It’s 2000 in China and the world didn’t end there, meanwhile people got they’re guns and water waiting for some shiite to happen. If it gets crazy like it did in 1999 i’m totally going to fu*k with people all night long.

Don’t watch Revolutionary Road…if your happy

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I watched Revolutionary Road starring Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet the other day, it’s a pretty good movie, there’s only one problem with it…It’s depressing as hell! I went in thinking it’s going to be a nice movie about a married couple struggling to stay together, side note don’t take your girlfriend/boyfriend to this movie if you want to get serious with them. My girl now believes i’m sleeping around, i am i just don’t like the assumption. Depressing but really good movie.

That song drove me crazy, it took me like 2 hours to find it. OMG at :23 of the trailer, that part in the movie i was sooo ready to cry! Naw fu*k that imma man!

Lionsgate can suck my balls

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Why in the hell are they putting out this horrible movie Disaster Movie? Who in the hell watches these movies and actually laughs? Bin Laden is in a cave right now planning something cause of this dumb freckin’ movie. Good job asshats. And of course Carmen Electra in it.

Scream 4 good or bad?

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There is talks that there will be a Scream 4 according to director Wes Craven. The first 2 was awesome but i’d love to forget about the 3rd one.

Eight years after the “Scream” trilogy seemed to conclude, there are more and more signs pointing to a resurrection of the franchise. And director Wes Craven says he’s up for it, but it would have to be on his terms.

Come on Wes you gotta do it! And somehow bring back Randy (Jamie Kennedy.) I’ve only been waiting for this freckin’ movie for 8 years.

Dark Knight might break records

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The talk around Hollywood is that the movie Dark Knight might break some records this weekend, overtaking Spider Man 3′s record of $151.1 million.

“The Dark Knight,” which features a showdown between Batman and the Joker, a villain reportedly played to perfection by the late Heath Ledger, is evoking whispers that filmgoers will propel it at least past the $100 million mark for the three-day, Friday to Sunday period.
But many say it’s likely to go well past that threshold. Though it could be a tall order, “Dark Knight” might even approach the record of $151.1 million set last year by “Spider-Man 3.”


Dang people really do wanna see this freckin’ movie, i’m not even interested in it but i might watch it anyway.