Why in the hell are they putting out this horrible movie Disaster Movie? Who in the hell watches these movies and actually laughs? Bin Laden is in a cave right now planning something cause of this dumb freckin’ movie. Good job asshats. And of course Carmen Electra in it.

There is talks that there will be a Scream 4 according to director Wes Craven. The first 2 was awesome but i’d love to forget about the 3rd one.

Eight years after the “Scream” trilogy seemed to conclude, there are more and more signs pointing to a resurrection of the franchise. And director Wes Craven says he’s up for it, but it would have to be on his terms.

Come on Wes you gotta do it! And somehow bring back Randy (Jamie Kennedy.) I’ve only been waiting for this freckin’ movie for 8 years.

The talk around Hollywood is that the movie Dark Knight might break some records this weekend, overtaking Spider Man 3’s record of $151.1 million.

“The Dark Knight,” which features a showdown between Batman and the Joker, a villain reportedly played to perfection by the late Heath Ledger, is evoking whispers that filmgoers will propel it at least past the $100 million mark for the three-day, Friday to Sunday period.

But many say it’s likely to go well past that threshold. Though it could be a tall order, “Dark Knight” might even approach the record of $151.1 million set last year by “Spider-Man 3.”

The fortunes of Hollywood actor Tom Cruise have suffered a blow with the news that his next big film has been postponed until 2009.

The release of Valkyrie, which tells the story of the 1944 assassination plot against Hitler, was first postponed from this summer to the autumn and is now not expected to appear until next year.

“We were originally expecting the film to be released in June,” said a senior executive at one of Britain’s leading cinema chains.

Ahhh you mean i gotta wait longer to see Tom Cruise as a nazi? Son of a bitch! I guess i gotta watch his personal life, it’s just as entertaining.

Can you imagine Lindsay Lohan in a role playing a drug user and a Manson family member?  She’s made for that role. Too bad it wont happen.

Actress Lindsay Lohan has refused a role in a movie about murderer Charles Manson due to other commitments, her publicist has said.

Leslie Sloane’s statement came after an internet report saying Lohan had been dropped from the film.

Dang this is the second time today i’ve reported about a publicist straight up lying. I would be a awful publicist. I could imagine a newspaper asking me if it was true Paris Hilton was caught blowing a nice homeless guy. My response?:

“That is absolutely untrue, Paris is a smart, businesswoman who wouldn’t lower herself to that level…………te-hehehehehehehe”

The director of “Blair Witch” is at it again. This time it’s not kids in the woods with cameras looking for a witch, it’s CIA and special forces in Afghanistan mountains confronted by supernatural threats, oh yeah the awesome crappy cameras are back!.

“I want people to appreciate “Blair Witch” for what it was but at the same time give whatever else I do at least a fighting chance and say, ‘OK, this guy can do more than just one movie, he can do more than just Blair Witch,”‘ Daniel Myrick, told Reuters in a recent interview.

“The Objective,” which tells the story of a CIA officer and special forces crew on a mission in the Afghanistan mountains confronted by supernatural threats, premiered at New York’s Tribeca Film festival and is seeking a distributor.

The only time i wanna see A POV camera is when somebody is taking shots to the face. If you wanna see a really good POV creepy movie you should watch Cannibal Holocaust (full movie here) Eff’ed up movie. I mean the director was arrested cause they though it was a snuff movie. How good of press is that?

It’s not surprising, given the massive profitability of the first two films. Jackass: The Movie cost $5million and made $79million worldwide. Jackass: Number Two cost $11.5million and made $85million. That’s some pretty good investment, even if each film does render most of its stars very unlikely to ever have more children or, indeed, shame.