Archive: Michael Jackson

Jackson could lose The Beatles

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The alleged pediphile owes 200m in loans, if he can’t repay them there is a chance he could lose his 50% stake in The Beatles catalogue.
The singer’s lawyers are in talks to prevent him defaulting on loans secured by his stake in the songs.

Jackson’s lawyer Brent Ayscough said he wanted Fortress Investment Group to give the singer more time to repay.

He bought the coveted publishing rights for $48m in 1985. They are now valued at $500m.

200 million in loans, Jesus Christ I’ve heard of $500 loans but 200 million? How do you even go to a bank and ask for that? I could get it but a gun would be involved.
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Michael Jackson down with GGGGG-unit

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Michael Jackson will be appearing on a mixtape with G-unit (WTF)

Reports the duo will record a song, likely to appear on a mixtape by DJ Whoo Kidd of G-Unit.

Rumours have also been circulating about Jacko collaborating with Senegalese rapper Akon on his upcoming album. Akon simply said “That’s all up in the air right now, I can’t really talk about it.”

It would be the first time Jackson has released new material since 2001’s ‘Invincible’ album, which didn’t quite give him the boost back to superstardom it was supposed to.

When in doubt about your career do some music with a rapper, they’ll give you street cred especially the Jew hater 50 cent. Good to see brothas making music together though, i would love to hear Michael say “GGGGG-unit we keeping this shit street homie”

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Somebody else wants Michael Jackson’s money

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A woman (Nona Paris Lola Jackson) claims to be the real mother of Jackson’s kids, and she wants rights to see them along with child support.

Nona Paris Lola Jackson asks for rights to visit the children and for child support payments in papers filed at Los Angeles Superior Court.

The British-born woman’s request would leave full custody over Prince Michael, 10, Paris, nine and Prince Michael II, or Blanket, five, with the singer, according to the NME. She does ask to be given his Neverland ranch and another home, however.

Lola Jackson claims all three are her children despite Deborah Rowe, Jackson’s former wife, being named on the birth certificates of Prince Michael and Paris. Prince Michael II’s mother is unknown.

The applicant said: “Debbie’s hospital records will prove that my kids are not hers because of DNA.”

I always joked that Michael Jackson’s sperm is worth millions of dollars, now it literally is true. People always trying to go after the black man.

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Michael Jackson is under the weather

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Michael Jackson’s spokesboyman said Michael is sick but not in the hospital, denying earlier claims he was in the Hospital with pneumonia.

Michael Jackson is “a little bit under the weather,” but has not sought hospital treatment, his spokeswoman said Thursday. “He is not in the hospital and he has not been in the hospital,” Raymone K. Bain said, denying news reports that Jackson was hospitalized for pneumonia.

Jackson has been living in Las Vegas while he evaluates his options for a comeback deal.

Michael is under the weather, weather is a child that won a “Spend the day with Michael” contest. You knew what you was getting into Weather.

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30 seconds with Jackson cost $3,500

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Have you ever wanted to see Michael Jackson up close or even take a picture with the “King Of Pop?” (Me either) well get your wallet out hoe cause it’s gonna cost you a ass load, $3,500 for 30 seconds!

At the VIP party, guests paying $3,500 will get to mingle with Jackson and spend 30 seconds to one minute each of exclusive face time with the Gloved One, according to organizers. It was unclear whether the star will perform any songs.

While in Tokyo, the star will also host a fan art contest for Japanese who cannot afford VIP tickets, organizers Davis, Bain and Associates said in an e-mail.

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