Archive: Michael Jackson

The King of Pop is going to lick your lollipop

Micheal Jackson hasn’t been dead a month and here comes the books!

A new book claims Michael Jackson had a number of gay lovers who he would tell: “The King of Pop is going to lick your lollipop.”

The book says that “virtually everybody” close to Jackson, who died aged 50 last month, knew he was gay.

It claims Jackson dressed up as a woman and sneaked out of his home to meet a male lover.


One of them said: “The very first time he had sex with me he said: ‘The King of Pop’s going to lick your lollipop’. I still laugh thinking about that.”

I have a very dark sense of humor but telling lies about a dead person? Even if that was true do you think he wanted that out in public? What am i saying if it was a celebrity i didn’t like i would probably be laughing like hell, speaking of hell me and this a-hole that’s writing that book will be roommates there. I got top bunk!

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Anybody else annoyed?

Anybody else annoyed by all this Michael Jackson coverage online? I stopped watching TV because everything is repetitive and now it’s everywhere online. It’s like the Anna Nicole Smith death times 10 million. I swear i was watching a Jenna Haze porno scene when they came in with Breaking News! Michael Jackson’s doctor is under investigation! Speaking of which that would be a funny video to put up on the Youtube.

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The biggest dumbass…In The World!

Bill O’Reilly blew my mind last night for the first time. In the video Bill…well just watch. Jesus Christ I’m amazed.

Filed under: Bill O'Reilly, Celebrity Douchebags, Michael Jackson, Youtube

Michael Jackson’s daughter made me cry

Micheal Jackson’s daughter Paris spoke at the end of the Memorial a few hours ago. This video I’m sure will become legendary. Very sad. Naw i ain’t crying i just…Ok whatever.

Filed under: Michael Jackson, Youtube

Watch Michael Jackson Memorial Live

Watch the live Michael Jackson Memorial with me. We can share a laugh and a cry, don’t hog the popcorn biatch!

12:52: Are you watching this coverage on TV? This is insane

12:56: I think i have a man crush on Shepard Smith

1:00: I heard the person that’s in charge of this Memorial is a person that handles the biggest Award shows. WTF

1:02: I can’t even hear that guy and i kinda want to punch him in the face, he has that kinda face

1:13: Added a Beyonce post because i’m a horny man

1:16: Isn’t it funny Nelson Mandela survived 27 years in prison but married 3 times, can’t handle these bitches!

1:18: Boring i hate when news have to wing it, especially Fox News. Get it wing it? Ahh should of said Right wing it

1:22: Well now we know Joe Jackson has a illegitimate child you news whore. Good job

1:28: Michael Jackson or Elvis? I gotta say Michael easily

1:46: Dancing dancing dancing, imma dance machine!

1:51: Who knew Lionel Richie could still sing? I hate church but that music still gives me the chills. Hallelujah!

1:57: Oh snap old school Soul beef! Look out!

2:10: Is Stevie Wonder still releasing music? Ribbon in the Sky was my shiite! What gangsta’s can like that too!

2:16: We get it Kobe your voice is deep

2:25: Wow where was that Michael speech from?

2:32: Al Sharpton hit the nail on the head with that

3:09: They give him the Humanitarian award? So no more calling him Wacko?

3:12: I knew Usher would cry, what a punk bitch! I stopped myself…barely

3:20: Ok get white boy off stage. Who is he?

3:22: I just thought of a eff’ed up joke about that kid

3:26: Dude’s eyes are freaking me out

3:28: Wow it just hit me. The King of Pop really is dead

3:29: Ok this is really sad. How many Michael fans are killing themselves right now?

3:33: Hey you hear Joe Jackson has a record label? Lol

3:37: Somebody take that girls purse and beat her with it

3:41: Oopsy that was his daughter? I feel like an ass

3:49: Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris’ few words was the highlight

3:42: And were done. That was very well done.

Filed under: Michael Jackson, News
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