Megan Fox is no whore you guys! She can count the number of guys she has banged on one hand…No thumb jokes a-holes.

“I’ve only been with two men my entire life,” the actress, 23, tells the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar (via Huffington Post). “My childhood sweetheart and Brian.”

Fox has been dating (and engaged to) former 90210 star Brian Austin Green on and off since 2004.

She continues, “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

I guess that’s something to be proud of, it really is if that’s true. Megan is 23. If your 23 and have had sex with over 30 people why not just go into porn and get paid to be a whore?

Motorola debuted their new commercial at the Super Bowl yesterday and the blogs went nuts with the fact that while Megan Fox was naked in the hot tub she had a body double….a hand double. I really can’t believe Megan did this commercial, she had to kn0w she would be made fun of, then again for $100000000 million i would pull a Kenneth Pinyan infront of the 100 million people that watched. Nothing like watching a bunch of guys tackle each other and cut to me getting rammed hard by a horse. And you thought Janet Jackson could shock.

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I’ve never been a fan of Megan Fox. To me it seems like she tries way too hard to stand out. Did you see Jennifer’s Body? Holy Jizz, no really did you see the lesbian scene? It’s hot. I almost pulled it out in the middle of the theater, thankfully Leo wasn’t there. Anywho Megan doesn’t do it for me at all. Can she even act? Has she been in a role that doesn’t involve her banging somebody? What’evs I’ll shamefully touch myself to these pix and ponder those questions.

Keep reading for the scene I’m talking about.

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How gay are Play’s seriously? I once went during a school trip when I was 10 and was ready to jump on stage and beg the people to stop. It had something to do with Medusa… no idea. Speaking of which somebody should do a porn version of Medusa, with that hair I’m sure I can cum on up with something. Wonder if Amy Winehouse is looking for work? Anywho here’s Megan Fox doing some kind of play topless. I would apologize for the quality of the pix but I don’t know you so you can David Carradine yourself, kidding but really.

Here’s Megan Fox in the latest issue of Details magazine. I really don’t get the attraction to Megan other than the fact that she has a decent body & face. Usually girls with a strong personality like that are faking it, your not really like that whore, your a scared little girl so full of yourself and trying your best to find somewhere to fit in but can’t. Yeah that’s right, i’m a scared little girl too.