Mariah Carey was caught on the set of her new music video looking like a serial rapist/rapper. Maybe she and Cher’s daughter who recently got a sex change is getting together? Dang i could of said that joke 100x better but it’s 6:20am and i ain’t slept! So yeah suck on it.

During President Obama’s inauguration ball singer Mariah Carey got all pissed off and left when she found out she wouldn’t be standing beside Obama by the podium.

A source tells New York gossip column PageSix.com, “Mariah was in the Vip area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. “But somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family.

When she realised she wasn’t, she bailed”.

Is Mariah really that much of a dumbass? Your giving your speech with your family why in the hell would you want the person that sang Hero in 93? I gotta admit it was hot 16 years ago.

How do you get washed up at 38 years old? These days 38 isn’t really that old anymore, hell i’ve been with a chick in her 30’s before, it’s actually hotter. Anywho Mariah Carey performed at the Neighborhood Inaugural Ball for President Obama tonight. Mariah teasing her boobs really doesn’t work like it use to in the early 90’s.

Mariah Carey attended some party or something yesterday. Forget the huge cleavage for a second and check out that ring, that ring cost more than my house, car, wife and child put together. And trust me this day and age despite the rescission children still go for a decent price. Now back to the cleavage….not that impressive anymore.

Mariah Carey is pissed at husband Nick Cannon (i still can’t believe that) for revealing details about their sex life. Wow imma freak and i don’t want to hear that.

Mariah said, “Why did he tell that story…? He just told people… I didn’t want him to let everybody know that but I never said anything about it; I didn’t say, ‘Don’t tell people’.”

But Mariah did her own kiss-and-tell, confirming, “We were intimate but weren’t completely intimate in the biblical sense.”

The Biblical sense? What the hell? Is Mariah Carey Britney Spears in 1999? The biblical sense? Even hardcore Christians are like shut the hell up skank. Least she not claiming to be a virgin…hopefully

This would of been awesome 15 years ago. Anywho Mariah Carey finally showed us what we don’t wanna see anymore, who’s next to show Jennifer Love Hewitt? We don’t care anymore! It’s a little too late. Read more to see the uncensored.

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You know how your not suppose to get a tattoo with your boyfriend/husband’s name on it? Well Mariah never heard of that cause she got Mrs. Cannon tatted on her neck. Totally rad!

Carey even introduced Winfrey to the actor/rapper who was to marry her on April 30, but the talk show titan didn’t think anything of the magical moment - or of her guest’s new tattoo.

She said: “She’d done the tattoo on her back that said `Mrs. Cannon,’ so they were already planning on doing it (getting married).”