Madonna and ex husband Guy Ritchie will be heading to divorce court Friday according to reports. It’s rumored Guy wont be getting a CENT from Madonna.

British media reported Thursday that the celebrity pair had reached a settlement which would see the pop superstar keep the majority of her estimated 300 million pound ($445 million) fortune and share custody of two of her children with her film-director husband.

What the eff? I’m calling sexist on this one. If Guy was the rich one in the relationship he would have had to given up nearly half of his fortune to Grandma. Phil Collins had to give up $46 million dollars! I didn’t even know Sussudio was ballin’ like that. Anywho Guy got eff’ed in the A on this one. I was hoping Madonna would go poor from the divorce and have to beg for a clock from Flava Flav.

According to reports Guy Ritchie will be getting $60 million for the divorcing Madonna. Dang homie, i didn’t even know that old whore was worth that much.

LONDON, U.K. — Guy Ritchie and Madonna have settled their divorce, according to the U.K. publication, The Sun.

The “RocknRolla” director will reportedly walk away with assets totaling around $60 million, including a 1,200-acre country estate, a London pub, and a cash settlement.

Congrats Guy, i would gladly hit that for 8 years to get $60 million. And hit that i mean with a eff’in shovel. This song is for you Guy!

Madonna your 50 years old! I know i know you have the body of a 25 year old but the thing is your 50 years old! It’s ok to age, you would look alot hotter if you aged instead of trying to hold on to youth. I don’t care what you say this does not look right. Nobody is gonna eff with you at the old people’s home.

Rumors are going around that there is a Madonna sex tape. Vivid get on your job and pay a crazy amount of money for an overrated sex tape!

A cameraman claims to have a video of Madonna and baseball player Alex Rodriguez romping on a sofa.

He is trying to sell the tape - allegedly shot with a hidden camera in an apartment owned by a friend of the cameraman which was used by the couple for secret liaisons – for £1 million.

The unnamed owner of the tape claims he visited the property and hid a camera, pointed at the sofa which captured the X-rated footage two months ago.

Who wants to see a Madonna sex tape seriously? She’s 49 years old for Allah sake! I’m still waiting for Bea Arthur’s sex tape, mmmm raisins.

Some director who has done alot of crap compared Miley Cyrus to Madonna. Due to her being a minor i’m not gonna go into the reasons why Miley has alot of similarities to Madonna.

“She turns it on,” the filmmaker, who last month directed the video for Cyrus’ new single “7 Things,” exclusively tells E! News. “A lot like Madonna.”

Anywho did you hear Donald Trump sold his house for $95 million? That is crazy!

Old 90s singer Madonna was seen out without her wedding ring! It’s Sunday bitches lay off and look at you clean the puke off your shirt!

Neither of them is shocked about it. They both knew it was coming. Now, for Madonna at least, it’s about efficiency. For her, it’s just something else on the agenda, a matter to be handled quickly and reasonably.
‘Only recently, she told Guy: “You know it’s over and I know it’s over. So, let’s just do it in as civilised a way as we can.”

I would post the picture but i really don’t feel like getting a cease and desist letter from a Lawyer who feels like threatening me just because they have a tiny penis, it’s not my fault homefry.

80’s & early 90’s singer/dancer/kinda whore Madonna has hired a divorce lawyer.  Color me surprised

Madonna - who reportedly has no pre-nuptial agreement with Guy - had been hoping to resolve their difference but has reportedly realised their relationship is irreparable, she needed a proper legal consultation.

No pre-nup? Ahhh snap. Guy is about to Kevin Federline that old whore.