I love Nuts, no homo

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I’m done talking about how much i love Nuts magazine, i realized at this point it sounds like I’m being paid to suck their balls and I AM NOT, i assure you they don’t send me money through ePass to say nice things about them. Is that because ePass is and Visa are having problems so everything is frozen so i can’t touch any of my money? No. ePass is driving me crazy, i got bills biatches! Fix your eff’in problem. Don’t they realize I can’t pay these girls to pretend to love me until they fix their problem? Think of me and my dry penis ePass. Anywho here’s the lovely Lucy Pinder. I would buy this issue but my card doesn’t work!

Yum yum yummersville

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It’s a lame title i know. I googled Yummersville and it’s actually a town somewhere, don’t ask me where because i have ADD and i exited it out because i forgot why i was there. Anywho Lucy Pinder should move to Yummersville because she is yummy…? Whatever i can’t focus looking at these pictures. Here’s a preview of Lucy in the upcoming Nuts magazine. I’m always saying great things about Nuts, i love them (ha zing.) Is Maxim considered our Nuts magazine minus the nudity? I have never bought a Maxim or FHM or any of those magazine. I would feel embarrassed because you know why people buy it. Yeah Carmen Electra is wet on the cover sucking a Popsicle and i want to know how to get the proper abs.

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Lolz That’s so effin’ weird!

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So i was browsing the YouTube and beating my junk and came across the above video of Lucy Pinder sneezing and reading how turned on people were watching Lucy sneeze. Lolz, I’m fascinated…How is this sexy? Eff her boobs, do you see how sexy her sneeze is?

Lucy Pinder too skinny? I’d still break it

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Is it just me and my unrealistic example of the perfect girl or is Lucy Pinder way too skinny? Seriously she looks like she lost too much weight. Sure i like my girls so skinny that when i’m hitting it (not the Chris Brown way) and giving her those best 7 seconds of her life i love hearing those bones popping which sounds like it’s on the brink of breaking but c’mon Lucy your overdoing it, or underdoing it if your going the Hollywood way. Some advice though….Once you get tired of using your fingers try your toothbrush, were talking about masturbation right?

TC will be back full time VERY soon. I’ve been taking care of some business and i’m nearly finished with that. Anywho I’ve missed you guys (no homo.) Wanna cyber sometimes? My Im is Tastefulcelebs and i’m so turned on by this Rihanna chick and her pierced boobie.

Your daily nakidness

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Keeley Hazell is still my favorite but i love all these English models the same. Lucy Pinder took a while to get topless, i guess her morals finally changed Thank Buddha. Can Nuts magazine or whoever get a shoot with Jordan, Keeley and Lucy together? I would forever be grateful and by me i mean my penis.

Uncensored pix after the jump holmes.

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When nipple tape fails

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Lucy Pinder was caught leaving a club in a shirt and nipple tape. Nipple tape is some evil shiite for real! Honestly is there ever a time where we’ll be able to see Lucy topless? (*Sarcasm*) Stop teasing and hiding them! I bet those things are beautiful. Keep reading to see the uncensored.

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Boobs for the day

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And who’s boobs are better than Lucy Pinder’s? Here’s Lucy’s new shoot for the November 21st issue of Nuts magazine. What is Nuts magazine? Is it like the UK version of Playboy? Everytime i read about them they have my favorite English babe naked. Keep it up guys, Wizard magazine got Scarlett Johansson to show her rack off so it must not be too hard. I’m gonna start a magazine because i really wanna see Mandy Moore naked. Keep reading for the uncensored.

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Almost…

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Lucy Pinder or Daily Star must read TC cause your sooo close! I said last month why not take it all the way? Stop with all the teasing. If i wanted to see horrible softcore pix i would go get a Playboy. Lucy Pinder is lucky she’s perfect. Keep reading for the uncensored.

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