Congrats Inside Edition you caught the supposedly sober Lindsay Lohan drinking. Could you have done it in a sleazier way? Why not put hidden camera’s in her hotel room while your at it? I swear i hate all these eff’in Hollywood Gossip shows like Entertainment Tonight, Inside Edition and The Insider. The fun thing about Gossip blogs is were normal people who don’t suck off these bitches. OMG did Nicole Kidman really stop at a redlight today?!?!

The title today belongs to Lindsay Lohan! Why? Watch the video above. When asked about the new President Lohan responds with she’s happy because we have our first Colored President. WTF i don’t know if i should laugh or be pissed off, since i’m colored white i’m gonna laugh at her stupid ass for such a dumb dumb statement. Ok we need boobies in this post!

Lindsay Lohan was out and about yesterday not wearing a bra. I can’t believe i’ve said it 2 days in a row…How hot is Lindsay looking lately? I’d do the strap-on thing Lindsay! Not really that shiite caused serious damage last time.

Seriously how hot is Lindsay Lohan looking lately? I don’t even have the need to post her anymore, she doesn’t get caught with coke up her nose anymore or anything like that. Your boring us Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan has finally came out and announced she has been dating that DJ chick for “a very long time.” In unrelated duh news R-Kelly enjoys the company of teens.

The 22-year-old actress casually told the co-host of the syndicated radio program “Loveline” on Monday that she’s been dating the 31-year-old DJ. The pair have appeared in public and been photographed together but have never publicly commented about the extent of their relationship.

“You guys, you and Samantha, have been going out for how long now?” DJ Ted Stryker asked. “Like two years, one year, five months, two months?”

“For a very long time,” Lohan said after laughing.

Wow everybody is coming out of the closet lately. Imagine what would happen if everybody in Hollywood that was gay all came out together? That would freak America out. How would you feel if your favorite actor prefered the cack? Or that love song you secretly like was really for a dude?

Lindsay Lohan who posed topless for New York magazine in February turned down Playboy’s lucrative offer to pose for the magazine. What? I’m pretty sure Playboy will pay you Lindsay…with money.

Lindsay Lohan has turned down a lucrative offer to pose nude for Playboy magazine.

The actress, who bared all for a provocative New York magazine spread earlier this year, insists she won’t be peeling off again for Playboy’s upcoming 55th anniversary issue.

A representative for the Mean Girls star says, “If there’s nudity, the answer is no. She’s not going down that road again.”

Somebody should let Mr. old saggy balls know that we already have seen Lindsay naked tons of times, at this point that’s like having Jenna Jameson posing. How about Rachel Bilson or Anne Hathaway (ok so we seen her boobs like 10 times.)

News of the World is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are planning on exchanging marriage vows in a private ceremony later this year.

Lindsay’s mum Dina has told pals that she wants to “welcome Sam into the family” with a lavish do, including drinks and canapes for Li-Lo’s pals and relatives.

The 22-year-old Freaky Friday star has been shopping for a white mini-dress for the occasion —and I hear she’s chosen a very bridal-looking one by Chanel.

And crop-haired DJ Sam, 30, has joked that she’ll wear a black groom-style suit complete with a TOP HAT.

Wow congrats! I think it’s a good thing, since Lindsay has been with Samantha she has seemed to have calmed down alot.

Failed actress and singer Lindsay Lohan talked shiite about her father on her MySpace calling him a “Public embarrassment.” Ahhh snap Lindsay, you don’t know how gangsta Michael Lohan can get with a keyboard.

Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnik, confirmed the post by Lohan was legitimate.

“If you have something to say to me, say it to my face — that’s what I have believed my whole life — don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world,” Lohan wrote.

Dang, i better leave Lindsay Lohan alone from now on. I don’t wanna get a strongly worded email from her.