Kim Kardashian looks amazing here. I don’t know what the above picture is for and i don’t really care because I’m putting this picture on my bathroom wall much like a prison wall. How her body hasn’t been destroyed by Reggie Bush is something i don’t get, then again she took Ray-J’s…whatever that thing was.

I was watching The Kardashian’s on E! or whatever it’s called and something really started bugging me about the whole “reality” show. Porn Star Bree Olson once appeared on the show as a nanny. Now WTF is that? First Bree Olson makes tons of money doing porn so I’m sure she isn’t just taking normal jobs. Was this ever addressed? I dunno. If your going to make your show look real you don’t hire a well-known porn star…Jackasses.

Kim Kardashian nearly falls out of her top guys! Somebody even added the video to YouTube and put it in slow motion to show us where it almost happened! Ok even my virgin penis that once almost touched a boob during a blackout while wearing my night vision gear is disappointed in this video. Step it up homo’s.

Here’s Kim Kardashian in ripped jeans, get it because she’s crazy rich and she’s wearing ripped jeans like poor people on the street do while getting out of her $300,000 car. I hate rich people that don’t show it, if I’m worth over $2 million i want everybody that comes in contact with me to know it. They’ll know it because every time i take a step i drop $100 bills and have 2 Latina bitches walking beside me in leashes.

How is Kim Kardashian allowed to wear that dress out in public? I swear to everything Holy if i was the paparazzi i would just pull my pants down infront of everybody and start jerking it. That above picture is unbelievable, I all of the sudden got really thirsty and….wow. That’s not even fair at all. I hate her so much but can’t stop looking. And of course she’s banging a NFL player that makes millions. God can the recession just affect the NFL because I’m super pissed.