Kim Kardashian has found a job, becoming a Pussycat Doll! Just kidding you know she wont get a job. Here she is doing what she does best, showing off her amazingly amazing ass (it doesn’t have to make sense)

Now you see how Kim Kardashian eats an ice cream cone. You should see how i eat one, first i start out by deepthroating it and making some obscene noises while the ice cream covers my lips so it looks like i just finished a gay porno. What? Don’t you have to be gay to run a gossip site? The successful one’s are. I’ll take it for $5 million a year.

Kim Kardashian the celebrity role-model who always presents herself in a ladylike manner. Well except for the whole sex tape thing. If only Kim looked like Paris Hilton i would have so much stuff to say about her but seeing how she is a hottie i’ll let her slide.

Ice cream cones that is. See how talented Kim Kardashian is? She keeps it up all in her mouth and it doesn’t even get in her hair.

Kim Kardashian what more can i say? She made some kind of career off of being a one time porn star with a huge ass. Now she stars in a pointless reality tv show produced by the anti-christ aka Ryan Seacrest. Here she is shaking that thang that keeps me interested in her.

Yeah it’s a great picture and all, Kim just forgot to stare at the camera and lick her lips really sexy like. And something should be smeared on her face. See what too much porn does to you? All she is doing is petting something hairy that can poke you