Archive: Kim Kardashian

Kim in bikini

This wasn’t from a photo shoot, this is just how Kim Kardashian rolls. She’s not in the middle of the a video shoot. Now excuse me i have to shove these pix in my wife’s face and curse at her.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity In Bikinis, Kim Kardashian

When Kim seen my d!ck she was like…

Oh come on that was too easy right? Well that is a true story until her boyfriend Reggie Bush caught us in the movie theater. He was all i’m about to kick your ass! And i’m like dude keep it down can she at least finish first? What? I like watching people eat ice cream dang. Is that a crime?

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Tongues, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian does GQ

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Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush posed for the April 09′ issue of GQ magazine. I love how they tried to make the pix look like they’re doing stuff in everyday life. I know when i’m in the bathroom with my girl i always have my shirt halfway off showing my 8-pack off while her straps fall off of her shoulders almost enough so i can see her topless. We all wake up looking like that, it’s hard being that hot.

Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Kim Kardashian, Reggie Bush

Playboy is some bitches

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Kim Kardashian posed for the April Russian edition of Playboy Magazine, wait never mind Playboy just re-published Kim’s old pictures from 2 years ago. I don’t blame Hugh Hefner it’s hard for Playboy right now. Going from 4 girlfriends to just two? That’s terrible for a 82 year old’s self esteem. In unrelated news Hugh is selling his wife’s house who lives next door.

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Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Kim Kardashian, Playboy

F*ck talent, look at those beebs!

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Kim Kardashian gets a pass from me everytime, i know hell everybody knows she has zero talent but that doesn’t mean shiite anymore. Look at her! I would give my brothers left nut to pop a few kids in her mouth and video tape it and eventually sell it to Vivid for a couple million. God Ray J is smart!

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Kim Kardashian

Holy Heath Ledger! Look at that ass

For a normal sized girl there isn’t such a thing as too much ass is there? I’m an ass man, literally when i met a girl i don’t look in her eyes i tell her to turn her ass around and check it out, if she has the perfect face and a pancake ass she can get the eff out of my car and give me my $10 back cause i don’t want head from a girl that has her back extend to her thighs with zero ass between. Anywho here’s some new Kim Kardashian pix, too much ass?

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Kim Kardashian

da da da damn

I can’t really tell the difference between Kim Kardashian and her sister so i’ll assume the pix is of Kim. Anywho this is the best Kim has ever (ever ever?) ever looked. Her price for starring in a porn movie has definitely increased.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity In Bikinis, Kim Kardashian

Kim is pretty perfect

It’s really hard (That’s what she said) to make fun of Kim Kardashian, look at her. She has no real flaws, other than the fact she got famous by making a porn but you can’t hold that against her. I would let her fart in my mouth. Yeah imma freak.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Kim Kardashian