Archive: Kelly Osbourne

Insert lame rehab joke here

Posted: January 24th, 2009 - No Comments

Kelly Osbourne has checked herself in rehab once again.

The 24-year-old previously spent time in rehab in 2004 as a result of drug abuse while she and her family were filming reality TV show The Osbournes and was admitted to a drug treatment centre in Pasadena, California after a relapse in 2005.

Her mother Sharon tells RadarOnline.com, “Yeah, Kelly’s in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we’re proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she’s getting it.

“This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice. However, we are all very glad Kelly’s doing it.”

Good for Kelly, and no i’m not talking nice about her because i’m scared she’ll get on a plane to come to my house to eff me up.

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Ozzy is awesome

Posted: July 16th, 2008 - 1 Comment

When your Kelly Osbourne and you bring your new boyfriend home you know everything isn’t gonna go great. For example when your dad walks in with just his underwear.

They could’ve been spread across every glossy magazine in the land but McFly’s Danny Jones reveals his romance with Kelly Osbourne was a bit of a non-starter when Ozzy walked in wearing just his underpants.

I’d pay money to see a video of that. And not just cause i’m into old saggy balls.

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That should be interesting

Posted: March 2nd, 2008 - No Comments

No joke Kelly Osbourne is coming out with her own fitness dvd to show you how to stay in shape. It’s not funny Kelly lost alot of weight recently.

She’s even said to have roped in transvestite pal Jodie Harsh, 23, and other cross-dressers to help her.

‘Kelly wants it to be a hedonist’s guide to toning up,’ a source tells the Daily Star. ‘So many exercise DVDs can be boring, cynical and useless.’

Eff that i get enough exercise, between lifting my beer and handling my 300lb wife when she gets in the mood i’m in great shape. 50lbs per ass cheek, i’m doing more exercising than all you bitches.

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