Archive: Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley is a fat ass

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Size -20 actress Keira Knightley claims she is twice the size of most actresses in Hollywood. FemaleFirst gives us the skinny (get it? Hehehe)
She said: “Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I’m twice the size – height and everything else – of most of the girls who are going in to see the director for a part. When you realise that I am, at my size, one of the largest actresses there, you start to think, ‘I don’t think it’d be healthy for me to stay here much longer.’ ”
Oh come the eff on, give me 5 A or B list actresses who are skinnier than Keira. She is so skinny she could Hula hoop with a cheerio (oh yeah i brought that back from the old school.)
Filed under: Dog, Funny, Keira Knightley, News

TC gets around the net

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Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman about to kiss- Rich And Brainless
My favorite celebrity Christina Aguilera- True Scandals
Keira Knightley shows her little cleavage- Celeb Parasite
That girl from that show gets topless- The Bastardly
Gisele Bundchen grabs her boobs- I Served You
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Christina Aguilera, Dog, Gisele Bundchen, Jessica Biel, Keira Knightley, Sarah Silverman

Oh Snap! Britney attacks Knightley

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As Entertainmentwise reported yesterday, Keira revealed her distain for Britney et al’s undercarriage-flashing antics.

 “They’re real people proving they’re sluttier than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers,” Keira told Empire.

 
When told of the disapproving remarks, Britney went for the dismissive approach and responded with “Who’s Keira Knightley?”

When it was explained that Keira is a world-famous actress, the popwreck – displaying a breathtaking of lack of self-awareness – replied: “I guess she must need the publicity.”

It’s on now bitch! I think Britney could take Keira, have you seen her lately?
Filed under: Britney Spears, Dog, Keira Knightley, News

TC gets around the net

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Lesbians kissing- Timekiller
Keira Knightley altered boobs- The Blemish
News woman with huge rack- KillMyDay
Amy Winehouse wears thongs- Drunken Stepfather
Candice Michelle is so hot- Weak Game
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Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Candice Michelle, Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Dog, Keira Knightley, Wrestling Babes

Knightley: I have no tits

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Keira Knightley has told how she enjoys stripping off on screen, but joked about the size of her breasts being smaller than on an action figure.
The actress – who is currently shooting scenes including a lesbian kiss for the film The Best Time Of Our Lives with SIENNA MILLER – said: “There are plenty of sex scenes in the book, so the adaptation is true to its source.

But the star joked to total film magazine: “It’s nothing like me. She’s got t*ts, for a start!

“I don’t have tits.”

Well i can’t argue with her there.
Filed under: Dog, Keira Knightley, News
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