Keira Knightley is a fat ass

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Size -20 actress Keira Knightley claims she is twice the size of most actresses in Hollywood. FemaleFirst gives us the skinny (get it? Hehehe)
She said: “Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I’m twice the size – height and everything else – of most of the girls who are going in to see the director for a part. When you realise that I am, at my size, one of the largest actresses there, you start to think, ‘I don’t think it’d be healthy for me to stay here much longer.’ ”
Oh come the eff on, give me 5 A or B list actresses who are skinnier than Keira. She is so skinny she could Hula hoop with a cheerio (oh yeah i brought that back from the old school.)

TC gets around the net

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Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman about to kiss- Rich And Brainless
My favorite celebrity Christina Aguilera- True Scandals
Keira Knightley shows her little cleavage- Celeb Parasite
That girl from that show gets topless- The Bastardly
Gisele Bundchen grabs her boobs- I Served You
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Oh Snap! Britney attacks Knightley

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As Entertainmentwise reported yesterday, Keira revealed her distain for Britney et al’s undercarriage-flashing antics.

 “They’re real people proving they’re sluttier than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers,” Keira told Empire.

 
When told of the disapproving remarks, Britney went for the dismissive approach and responded with “Who’s Keira Knightley?”

When it was explained that Keira is a world-famous actress, the popwreck – displaying a breathtaking of lack of self-awareness – replied: “I guess she must need the publicity.”

It’s on now bitch! I think Britney could take Keira, have you seen her lately?

TC gets around the net

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Lesbians kissing- Timekiller
Keira Knightley altered boobs- The Blemish
News woman with huge rack- KillMyDay
Amy Winehouse wears thongs- Drunken Stepfather
Candice Michelle is so hot- Weak Game
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Knightley: I have no tits

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Keira Knightley has told how she enjoys stripping off on screen, but joked about the size of her breasts being smaller than on an action figure.
The actress – who is currently shooting scenes including a lesbian kiss for the film The Best Time Of Our Lives with SIENNA MILLER – said: “There are plenty of sex scenes in the book, so the adaptation is true to its source.

But the star joked to total film magazine: “It’s nothing like me. She’s got t*ts, for a start!

“I don’t have tits.”

Well i can’t argue with her there.

Knightley really likes lesbian co-star

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Oscar-nominated actress Keira Knightley is thrilled Sienna Miller will be her on-screen lover in her new movie, declaring she “wishes” she was the Factory Girl star.

Miller has replaced Lindsay Lohan in the part of Caitlin MacNamara, who cheated on her Welsh poet husband Dylan Thomas with Knightley’s character Vera Phillips in forthcoming John Maybury movie The Best Time Of Our Lives.

Knightley is looking forward to getting to know Miller properly and hopes Jude Law’s ex-fiancee will give her lessons in being the perfect party guest.

She says, “I wish I was Sienna Miller. I watch that girl and she’s just fabulous.

“She talks to everyone and laughs and smiles and looks as if she is genuinely enjoying herself.

I’m glad Lohan “dropped” out of the movie, i think Keira really really likes Sienna. Anywho that lesbian scene better be good and realistic, and i mean some insertion, oral and whatever else i see pornstars do on video.

Knightley wants to quit acting

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British actress Keira Knightley wants to quit making movies because she cannot stand being famous.
The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star is considering other career choices because she would hate her future children to put up with her celebrity status.”The celebrity thing’s completely crazy,” she said. “I think I just have to move away or give it up altogether.

“I couldn’t have kids in the situation I’m in now. But I could just do something else.

“That’s probably what’s going to happen. I made a decision very recently that I want a life instead.”

Bitch must not be too famous cause i’ve never seen one movie she has ever been in, honestly. Then again i only watch movies with the Wayans family or Jenna Haze in it. So obviously she needs to do a movie with the hot white bitch, and i mean a sequel to White Chicks, what you think i would call a real woman a bitch? Your disgusting.

Lohan doesn’t want to lez with Knightley

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Lindsay has dropped out of a movie that was starring Keira Knightley, in the movie there would of been a lesbian scene with Lohan and Knightley.

The screenplay of the dramatic Dylan Thomas biopic, was written by her mother Sharman Macdonald. The Daily Mail are reporting that Keira is said to be “furious”, because she was instrumental in persuading Lohan to sign up for the part of Thomas’s wife Caitlin MacNamara.

Lohan quit days before filming started, it is believed because she had successfully completed a spell in rehab and wanted to free up her busy schedule.

The lesbian scene wouldn’t of been hot anyway, Keira is like 40 pounds and with Lohan’s annoying coke voice it would of been just creepy