This has to be the weirdest rumor of all times. Rumor is that Angelina Jolie and Lady GaGa had a little affair, i even feel silly saying this. It’s probably true though.

Ian Halperin, author of the recent bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, a source close to the actress told him that there was recently a secret rendezous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night.

It sounds crazy but looking at Angelina’s insane past it’s pretty believable. When your the hottest actress why would you want Lady GaGa though? If i was Angelina i would be requesting Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johansson, better yet i would have Keeley Hazell delivered to my house.

It’s Keeley Hazell in Zoo magazine! I really do love Zoo magazine, is it possible to subscribe even though I’m from the United States? Why can’t our magazines be like those over there? I love my country after all we invented the Pancakes on a Stick but could we get Zoo magazine up in dis biatch?

Maxim did a great thing and got Keeley Hazell to pose in their new issue. Keeley has the whole package and by package i mean a great rack and a nice face. Believe it or not the make or break for me on a girl is the face, i go for the innocent look like Hilary Duff, Mandy Moore, Keeley and Anne Hathaway. I’m sure they want me they just don’t know it yet.

It’s Keeley Hazell in a brand new photo shoot. Why isn’t she famous in the United States and why haven’t E! given her a show yet? Skeet Skeet Skeet.

Good for Keeley Hazell. She appeared in OK Magazine wearing clothes. I hope this isn’t her trying to go mainstream. If i don’t ever get to see her naked again i will lose all faith in man, well until somebody offers her an insane amount of money to take it off again. Root of all evil my ass.