Would i have to switch Religions?

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I’m really amazed that Katie Holmes still looks this good and it doesn’t look like the cover was overly airbrushed. Wouldn’t it be something if Tom Cruise wasn’t crazy after all and was only a passionate person? Lolz only kidding that guy is nuttier than a fruitcake. Normally i like the “different” people but when your Founder is a science fiction writer that believes Xenu brought billions of his people to Earth in a spaceship, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using bombs i tend to scratch my head. Anywho’z doesn’t she look like she enjoys a nice facial? No i meant porno facial.

Looking manly as possible

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I hope Katie Holmes is getting paid the big bucks for going through all this with Tom Cruise. How can she go from this to now? Anything less than 5 million isn’t worth is at all. Ahh i get why she got the haircut, now when he has sex with Katie from the back she looks like Travolta.

Scientologists stick together

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Hollywood freak couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are throwing a party for Jennifer Lopez to congratulate her on becoming a new mom. The after-party includes a hairy man on man orgy, the participants include Tom Cruise, John Travolta and just added Will Smith!
Tom and Katie are so pleased for Jennifer and Marc, they have offered to throw their newborns a party in two weeks’ time,’ says a source.

Tom, 45, and Katie, 28, have roped in their showbiz pals to organise the event.

Victoria Beckham, 33, husband David Beckham, 32, Eva Longoria, 32, and John Travolta, 54, will all be doing their bit. 

As you all know I’m a devoted Scientologist and i would love to be apart of the man on man orgy but i’m in the process of finishing my bunker. Xenu ain’t gunna git me!

Katie is in her mid 40′s

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Katie Holmes’ birth certificate may say she’s 29 but judging by these pix she is pushing 50. I don’t understand why Tom Cruise wants his women to be so unattractive, making them look manly as possible. There is probably a reason for that i just can’t think of one. And don’t tell me he’s gay look at his face in picture 4, you can’t tell me he’s not thinking about tapping Katie’s bony ass.

This has to be a joke

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This really cannot be Katie Holmes on Black Entertainment Television. We all know her husband danced his ass off on BET once, I’m sure Katie can “Crank Dat” or whatever the hell “rappers” do on BET these days. GTFOOH. Crank that running man!
Hip Hop does still exist, it’s just very rarely on TV

TC gets around the net

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Tom and Katie sleep in separate beds- The Blemish
Guess the celebrity booty- Celeb Parasite
Michelle Marsh huge boobs- Weak Game
The name is Selita Ebanks- The Bastardly
Asstastic- Bullz Eye
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Katie Holmes expecting again?

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Katie Holmes is expecting her second child with Tom Cruise The Sun reports.

The Dawson’s Creek actress, who gave birth to daughter Suri in April last year, told close pals she is thrilled.

But she tried to hide her bump under a loose dress as she and Tom celebrated with their pals THE BECKHAMS in Madrid.

They were guests of honour at the Bernabeu to watch Becks’ last game at Real Madrid — as his team won the La Liga title.

But tactile Tom, 44, gave the game away by paying more attention to Katie, 28, than the action on the pitch.

Despite being in the early stages of pregnancy Katie joined the post-match party where £30,000 of booze was downed.

A source said: “Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness.”

Who keeps getting Katie Holmes pregnant? The second child already, i hope Tom is paying the guy a good amount

Holmes pissed about porn

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Katie Holmes is threatening legal action against an actress who changed her name to Katee Holmes and said she plans to lose her virginity in a porn movie.
The fashion student, 18, is due to star in the adult film later this year and has announced one scene will see her have sex for the first time.

Shy Love, who is managing Katee and is experienced in the porn industry, defended the move: “She’s using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed innocence in whatever she has done.”

However, a spokesman for the original Holmes, who is a devout Scientologist and strives to be morally upstanding, said she did not see it that way.

“It’s a really cheap shot,” he commented. “Obviously Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it.”

That has to be horrible for Tom, i mean Katee Holmes having sex? YUCK! Hey at least a “Katee” will be in something that people actually wanna see.