Archive: Katie Holmes

Would i have to switch Religions?

Khelle

I’m really amazed that Katie Holmes still looks this good and it doesn’t look like the cover was overly airbrushed. Wouldn’t it be something if Tom Cruise wasn’t crazy after all and was only a passionate person? Lolz only kidding that guy is nuttier than a fruitcake. Normally i like the “different” people but when your Founder is a science fiction writer that believes Xenu brought billions of his people to Earth in a spaceship, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using bombs i tend to scratch my head. Anywho’z doesn’t she look like she enjoys a nice facial? No i meant porno facial.

Filed under: Celebrity Photoshoots, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Looking manly as possible

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I hope Katie Holmes is getting paid the big bucks for going through all this with Tom Cruise. How can she go from this to now? Anything less than 5 million isn’t worth is at all. Ahh i get why she got the haircut, now when he has sex with Katie from the back she looks like Travolta.
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Dog, Katie Holmes

Scientologists stick together

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Hollywood freak couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are throwing a party for Jennifer Lopez to congratulate her on becoming a new mom. The after-party includes a hairy man on man orgy, the participants include Tom Cruise, John Travolta and just added Will Smith!
Tom and Katie are so pleased for Jennifer and Marc, they have offered to throw their newborns a party in two weeks’ time,’ says a source.

Tom, 45, and Katie, 28, have roped in their showbiz pals to organise the event.

Victoria Beckham, 33, husband David Beckham, 32, Eva Longoria, 32, and John Travolta, 54, will all be doing their bit. 

As you all know I’m a devoted Scientologist and i would love to be apart of the man on man orgy but i’m in the process of finishing my bunker. Xenu ain’t gunna git me!
Filed under: Dog, Jennifer Lopez, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Katie is in her mid 40’s

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Katie Holmes’ birth certificate may say she’s 29 but judging by these pix she is pushing 50. I don’t understand why Tom Cruise wants his women to be so unattractive, making them look manly as possible. There is probably a reason for that i just can’t think of one. And don’t tell me he’s gay look at his face in picture 4, you can’t tell me he’s not thinking about tapping Katie’s bony ass.
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Dog, Katie Holmes

This has to be a joke

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This really cannot be Katie Holmes on Black Entertainment Television. We all know her husband danced his ass off on BET once, I’m sure Katie can “Crank Dat” or whatever the hell “rappers” do on BET these days. GTFOOH. Crank that running man!
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Hip Hop does still exist, it’s just very rarely on TV
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Dog, Katie Holmes
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