Archive: Justin Timberlake

Janet’s nipple going to the Supreme Court

The Government has asked the Supreme Court to reimpose a half-million-dollar fine slapped on CBS television for a 2004 broadcast of live images of pop star Janet Jackson’s breast according to reports.

It is up to the Supreme Court to decide whether it will consider the request.

Prosecutors are asking the high court justices to weigh in on a case that raised eyebrows and stirred passions in the United States, where nudity on non-pay television is a no-no in advertising, while rare and limited to late-night hours in television series.


Why do i think that the Government is going to ask for every angle of every video/picture from the Janet boob flash? It is a pretty genius way to be able to look at nudity without getting busted and called a perv for it (honey it’s a case i’m trying to work on!) Cause we know damn well they really don’t give an eff about the kids. Tons of other countries show nudity at night and they’re still smarter and healthier than us so i don’t think a 42 year old’s nipple damaged us that much.

Filed under: Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, News

NSYNC sued for $10 million

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NSYNC, along with their label Jive Records, are being accused of ripping off a song by an, until now, unknown singer-songwriter - right down to the song title.

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in a Las Vegas Federal Court, a musician named Troy Alexander (or ‘Royal T’) alleges that he played Jive Records a demo tape including the song ‘Up Against the Wall’ back in 1990.

According to the lawsuit, Jive signed *NSYNC a few years later, who then released a song in 2001 “substantially similar” to Alexander’s work. The song featured on the hit album ‘Celebrity’ and ‘kept’ the same title.

$10 million? Just lift Justin’s couch cushion i’m sure it’s all there.
Filed under: Dog, Justin Timberlake, News

Paris says Justin wants her

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In the studio that is. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has worked with SNOOP DOGG, NELLY and super-cool producers THE NEPTUNES and TIMBALAND.

And now next on his list is… PARIS HILTON.

Yes, that’s right - one of the world’s top acts wants to record a duet with the trashy heiress, according to her that is.

Paris said: “I think we blend well and he says he has something in mind for both of us.

“I can’t wait.”

I think that “something” he has planned for them involves Paris being on her knees for about 5-10, after that Paris can “sing” in a microphone while all the equipment is shut off.

Filed under: Dog, Justin Timberlake, News, Paris Hilton

Justin wants to bone Britney one more time

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Justin has come to the defense of Britney calling her a good person.

Justin Timberlake has pickied up the phone for a chat and some comforting words.’I called her because I worried about her,’ reveals JT. ‘She’s a great woman. I’m rooting for her. It seems like she’s getting everything under control now.’

There is only one reason a guy would call his ex-girlfriend, Justin wants to hit it one more time. He’s probably wondering what it’s like to bang a baldy, trust me it’s not that great.

Filed under: Britney Spears, Dog, Justin Timberlake, News

Justin didn’t really “Love it”

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JT (little name i made up) says he regrets doing the Mcdonald’s campaign.
Timberlake tells British men’s magazine GQ, “I regret the MCDonald’s deal. “Just like the MCDonald’s deal, whose market share went up 25 per cent when I walked into those offices and changed their image… when I did the Grammys, the viewing figures went up by 25 per cent.”
Mcdonald’s market share went up 25% blah blah blah, you know what else went up? Kid’s weight because of your little commercial, it’s Justin fault we have fat kids. Put your milkshake down and lets sue Justin, i said unite to sue Justin not get me a muffin.
Filed under: Dog, Justin Timberlake, News

Timberlake hates gossippers

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Justin Timberlake blames celebrity magazines for turning his personal life into juicy gossip.

“I despise what they do,” the 26-year-old singer tells US magazine Details. “They create soap operas out of people’s lives. … It’s a spin game, and I choose not to take part in it.”
That includes not dishing any dirt about former girlfriends Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz.

“I would never say anything bad about anyone. I love a lot of those people,” says Timberlake.

Jusin would never say anything bad about anyone? Well except for Taylor Hicks who “Can’t carry a tune in a bucket” Caught ya bitch, but we don’t gossip here at Tasteful Celebs we just make shit up, holla!

Filed under: Dog, Justin Timberlake, News

Timberlake: Girls scare me

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Pop star Justin Timberlake has branded his female fans “crazy” and admits they “scare the shit” out of him.

Justin admits he is shocked by the lengths his admirers go to in order to sneak a peek at him - with many even hiding in his hotel room in readiness to pounce on the star.But Timberlake - whose ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz was 12 years his senior - insists it isn’t just young women who frighten him.

He says, “I’ve had girls pop out of hotel closets. It scared the s**t out of me.

I know if i opened my hotel room closet and a girl popped out, that girl would end up being OJ’ed. (I’m AWESOME!)

Filed under: Dog, Funny, Justin Timberlake, News

Justin and Britney together again

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In the recording studio, the sellout producer (yeah i said it, he sold out) Timbaland tells US weekly:
“I asked Justin, ‘How would you feel about me working with Britney?’. I had to ask him that. I said, ‘Would you do it with me?’”
The magazine reports that Justin said he would, on the condition that: “She’s just gotta be serious.”Commenting on Britney’s stay in a Malibu rehab facility, the concerned producer said: “I feel her pain, it really bothers me… I’m the type of person who tries to save the world. I just want to take her away, go overseas, and work [it] out.”
Filed under: Britney Spears, Dog, Justin Timberlake, News