Archive: Jordan

Jordan is biz-ack

Everybody’s favorite English whore is back after getting a divorce from her husband (like you can hold a good hoe down.) I’m looking forward to seeing the pix of her going down on a guy in the club! Sooo exciting!!!

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Jordan

Right camera angle

Katie Price AKA Jordan knows how to work the camera. This is very popular in porn, doesn’t that get annoying when they don’t move the hair so we can see? Your like come on i can’t see you and the other whore sharing the 12 guys!

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Jordan

Jordan, come on really?

Katie Price AKA Jordan plans to ruin her ex-husband’s reputation by making a number of allegations about him, a report. Wow it’s like Jr. High!

A source revealed: “Kate is prepared to do anything she can to win the PR battle with Peter. To her, every blow counts – and this one seems pretty low down.

“Kate was jealous to the core when Emma came into the house. She was so tall, and Peter took an instant shine to her. But that’s as far as it went. Katie just can’t deal with the attention and focus not being on her all the time.

“Now she’s saying she’s going to claim Peter had a fling with Emma. It could really damage his cred.”

I totally heard that Jordan gave the whole Basketball team (Even Josh OMG! OMG!) handjobs before the homecoming game!

Filed under: Jordan, News

Plastic surgery rocks!

Look how great it improves your face! Example Model Katie Price AKA Jordan. Mmmm mmm mmm break me off a piece of that!

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Jordan

She’s baaaaack

Katie Price aka Jordan is in the middle of getting a divorce and now single, just proof you can’t keep a hot whore down. I’m really looking forward to her shoving cell phones and wine bottles up her vag again. Good times… Good times.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Jordan
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