Look how great it improves your face! Example Model Katie Price AKA Jordan. Mmmm mmm mmm break me off a piece of that!

Katie Price aka Jordan is in the middle of getting a divorce and now single, just proof you can’t keep a hot whore down. I’m really looking forward to her shoving cell phones and wine bottles up her vag again. Good times… Good times.

My favorite English whore Jordan aka Katie Price finally learned a lesson by hiding that plastic thing she calls a face and showing off those plastic things she calls boobs. I’m not being a douche about Jordan i don’t care how crazy and slutty she is, my 2 inch wang would tear that worn out vag out for about 2 seconds or i’d fall in either way i’m good.

Plastic surgery whore Katie Price aka Jordan was seen out Friday looking like a Japanese masseuse that gives sucky sucky for an extra $10. What in the hell happened? See what happens when a insecure person gets alotta money? All that money and the bitch can’t afford some Proactiv?

Oh snap dirty title! Anywho Jordan aka Katie Price aka that sex tape whore aka the only celebrity i would bang and probably not tell anybody about is moving to the U.S for good. I guess the UK are getting tired of they’re whores. Don’t worry blokes we’ll take em’!

Jordan and Peter are moving to LA for good.

But is La-La Land ready for them?

The former glamour model and hubby Pete are hoping to raise their profile Posh ‘n Becks style by moving across the water.

Hmm, wonder if Victoria and Jordan will do lunch?

Pete reveals in this week’s New! magazine that the pair have now found a school for Jordan’s eldest son Harvey and have told all the kids about the move.

I don’t know why i’m so obsessed with Jordan, it may be the accent, that’s one of my life goals is banging a british chick. I bet it’s so hot hearing them say the sluttiest things but sounding so proper at the same time. Give me Keeley Hazell, Jordan and Lucy Pinder and i will never ask for anything else in my life, well maybe for them to get the eff out cause that accent probably does get annoying after a while.

Shannon Elizabeth topless (NSFW)

Christina Aguilera in slutty leather

Kendra Wilkinson flashing boobs at a club (NSFW)

Traci Bingham topless in lingerie

Celebrity fakes (NSFW)

Carmen Electra topless in pasties

Pamela Anderson topless and in thong

Jessica Biel topless as stripper in new movie

Rocker babes stripping

Kristin Cavallari perfect rack on the beach in a bikini

We missed the slutty Jordan so much! It was starting to get boring without her touching herself in public and wearing thongs to promote her latest shiite. She went too far with the plastic surgery but i’d still have sexual intercourse with her vagina. Semen is usually good for the skin, in Jordan’s case it’ll probably cause a horrible reaction to all the crap she has stuffed in her face.

Jordan should be a inspiration to all the no-talent celebrities out there *cough* She has no real talent and she’s clearing $40 million! Skanky and rich, we like.

Never mind the STD’s for a second, check out Jordan’s face! What the hell?!?! Then check out Paris Hilton’s huge ass nose. Ok lets see Jordan has a herpy sore on her lip and Paris got punched in the face. See what the price of fame is.