John Travolta is so smart

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John Travolta blames Virginia Tech, Columbine and all the other tragic school shootings not on the psychos who committed the heinous acts – but on psychiatric drugs.
“I still think that if you analyze most of the school shootings, it is not gun control. It is [psychotropic] drugs at the bottom of it,” Travolta told W. But the “Hairspray” film star won’t be jumping on couches over the issue or attacking Matt Lauer as his fellow Scientologist, Tom Cruise, did last year: “I don’t disagree with anything Tom says. How would I have presented it? Maybe differently than how he did, but it doesn’t matter.”
What is it with the homo actor always talking about the dead?

Don’t talk about homo Travolta’s religion

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John Travolta has launched a bitter attack on a veteran BBC reporter over a Panorama film that exposes the methods used by Scientology and questions whether it is a “brainwashing cult”.

During filming, Sweeney confronted Travolta at a London film premiere, shouting from the crowd: “Are you a member of a brainwashing cult?”

The star complained to George Entwistle, the BBC’s head of TV current affairs, and deputy director-general Mark Byford.

He wrote: “There was a man screaming insults and accusations about my religion from the crowd.

“As a journalist, especially for the respected institution of the BBC, he should not be given a forum to air his personal prejudices, bigotry and animosity.”

What a over-sensitive cross dressing bitch, Scientology is like Beanie Babies and Drive-in theaters, cool at one time but the trend will move onto something different.

Big Gay Travolta is bigger then Elvis

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Homo Actor John Travolta bragged that he is more famous then Elvis and Marilyn Monroe.
The Pulp Fiction star insists he is as iconic as Presley and Monroe but claims his belief in controversial religion Scientology keeps his feet on the ground. He tells The Scoop, “I have fame on the level of a Marilyn Monroe or an Elvis, but part of the reason I didn’t go the way they did was because of my beliefs. People make judgments about (Scientology), but often they don’t know what they’re talking about.”
I said it before Scientology is a fucking TREND not a religion. I believe in God you don’t see me running around telling people i could of saved Anna Nicole’s life with my religion, you fucking moron. J-lo stay away before they rub their stupididy on you.

John Travolta: Men love me in drag

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John Travolta thought in his head that men were flirting with him while he was in drag.

Travolta stars in the remake of the Tony Award-winning Broadway musical and spent four hours each day getting into costume for his role as Edna Turnblad.

The 53-year-old says, “I had no particular urge to play a woman, but it made me realise how much power women have over men.

“Guys would flirt with me on set. You just need breasts and a bum and suddenly you have power! Everyone was feeling me. It was fake, of course, but I thought ‘This is weird.’” In other news the Hollywood star has revealed the secret behind his successful 15 year marriage to actress Kelly Preston – they write a complex series of lists.

Oh for Christs sake, COME OUT OF THE CLOSET HOMO. Nobody believes you anymore, David Beckman better watch out.

Travolta wants to learn soccer from Beckman

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By golly John is REALLY excited about David Beckman living in the U.S.
The Wild Hogs star is hoping to befriend Beckham when he moves to Los Angeles later this year (07) after signing with local soccer team La Galaxy and hopes they can share tricks and tips for their respective hobbies and professions.Travolta, 53, says, “I was so excited when I learned David Beckham was moving to LA. He can teach me soccer – and I’ll teach him to fly my plane.”
John doesn’t care about how gay his statement sounded. One day I’m gonna turn on CNN to see “John Travolta and David Beckman in air scare” but for some reason John is naked covered in whip cream.

John Travolta talks global warming

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The actor who owns 5 jets has spoken out against global warming
John Travolta has spoken out against global warming – despite being a passionate pilot and owning five jets.According to the Daily Mail, the Wild Hogs star spoke about the importance of using “alternative methods of fuel”.

The actor, a Scientologist, also suggested that the solutions could be found in outer space. He said: “It [global warming] is a very valid issue. I’m wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities.”

He then defended his own actions, saying “I’m probably not the best candidate to ask about global warming because I fly jets. I use them as a business tool though.”

Why doesn’t John speak about stuff he knows like where the really good looking transvestite hookers are located, or what it’s like to be a gay actor in Hollywood.

Travolta is such a homo

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john_travolta.jpgJOHN TRAVOLTA appears to be taking his cross-dressing role in upcoming movie HAIRSPRAY too far after he was spotted kissing a male pal on the lips last week (ends25AUG06). The movie star didn’t seem to care who was watching as he embraced and locked lips with an unidentified male as the pair were stepping onto Travolta’s private jet in Ontario, Canada. Travolta’s representatives are playing down the male bonding moment, which was captured on film for America’s tabloid media, stating that the movie star’s wife KELLY PRESTON was onboard the plane at the time.

Jennifer Lopez Drops Out of ‘Dallas’

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Jennifer Lopez has abruptly quit the much-anticipated big screen remake of classic 1970s show Dallas.The Maid in Manhattan actress was set to star opposite John Travolta–who will play J.R. Ewing–as his alcoholic wife Sue Ellen.

Shirley MacLaine is in talks to star as Ewing family matriarch Miss Ellie and Luke Wilson is rumored to be taking on the role of Bobby Ewing.

Lopez‘s representative Leslie Sloane Zelnick confirms to Star, “She is out of Dallas.”

This isn’t the first report of trouble regarding the film–earlier this year, Legally Blonde director Robert Luketic quit the project citing “creative differences” and was reportedly unhappy with casting choices.