Chances are this is a spoof funny video. I died twice from laughter watching this. Good job Bubba! Now watch your windows cause they still do firebomb houses

Ashley Todd a campaign volunteer For John McCain told police that she was attacked by Obama supporters because she had a McCain sticker on her car. Today she confessed to police that she made the story up.

Police tell KDKA that a campaign volunteer has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter B in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.

Ashley Todd, 20, of Texas, initially told police that she was robbed at an ATM in Bloomfield and that the suspect became enraged and started beating her after seeing her GOP sticker on her car.

Ummm you see the B on her cheek? Nothing seemed odd about that to the police? What a dumb dumb dumb person. I don’t even like Obama but i hope he wins just to piss off this genius.

To be fair as we posted the Obama roast John McCain also roasted Barack Obama and himself at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner (Still don’t know) The highlights? Obama even has a nickname for me? George Bush. McCain did decent. Good job Grandpa.

It’s Roast time bitches! Barack Obama gave a great speech at the Al Smith Dinner (Dunno either.) It’s weird hearing Obama joke about horrible things McCain has accused him of like being connected with a terrorist. 1:50 is hilarious, get it McCain is really old!

Today that dumbass award belongs to John McCain, why you may ask? John McCain admitted during a interview with the Register editorial board (no idea) that he “Always Aspire To Be A Dictator.” Congrats McCain for making our list, Hail The Maverick!