Oh John Mayer

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John Mayer did a interview for Playboy magazine and came off a little racist…Meanwhile Perez Hilton is having a friggin’ gaygasm over it.

“Someone asked me the other day, ‘What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” Mayer continued. “And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n—-r pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, ‘I can’t have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

“My d–k is sort of like a white supremacist,” Mayer went on. “I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f—in David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my d–k.”

Ok I’m sure John Mayer isn’t a racist. I always had alot of black friends and black girls attracted to me, when that happens and you get to know them you tend to joke about you being the white guy and “crack jokes” on them because your the odd one out. That’s fun to do, now doing that for a magazine that reaches millions of people that doesn’t get it? We’ll see a boycott until his famous black friends come forward and he releases new music. I swear America is so retarded.

Watch your girl Seal

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According to reports singer John Mayer did a strip show for Supermodel (and my next ex-wife) Heidi Klum at club Soho.

Klum, who is married to popstar Seal, is allegedly old friends with Mayer.

Recent reports have suggested that the musician is frustrated with the lack of media attention he has received since splitting from Aniston.

“John thinks he’s as famous as Jennifer now,” a paparazzo is quoted as saying. “Last week, he went to a party, tipped off the paparazzi, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving.

I seriously don’t believe John Mayer is pissed about the lack of attention he has gotten. He’s like the only celebrity out there that isn’t a douchebag. Still Seal watch your girl, John will pull that guitar out and next thing you know she’s full of some Mayer juice.