Archive: Joe Francis

Joe Francis didn’t get F’ed in the A

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Joe Francis has accused guards of abusing him during his brief stay at an Oklahoma jail.
Guards at the Grady County Law Enforcement Center denied Joe Francis food and blankets and threatened to strap him naked to a chair for 48 hours, Francis’ attorneys alleged last month in court papers seeking his release on bail in a Florida case, The Oklahoman reported.
It sounds like one of the guards was a father to one of the whores that “go wild” on camera. That’s one part of Joe’s life i wouldn’t want, well that and the whole anal rape thing in jail. I wonder how many times fathers have came up to him and said they’re angel got naked on camera for his video. The fathers should get this free shirt, they’ll understand. Or kick your ass who knows?
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Joe Francis gonna commit suicide?

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In the documents, the incarcerated Girls Gone Wild s claim that there was a potential for suicide if his imprisonment were prolonged. “I don’t think I can handle this on a long-term–I’m not a criminal,” he said.

He also reveals he’s taking a bunch of anxiety and other medication to tame the crazy, even while in jail.

The spoiled rich punk can’t take it, i say extend the sentence for crying like a bitch
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Francis in more shit

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Joe Francis To Face Nevada Tax Charges Before Sexual Battery.

Girls Gone Wild creator JOE FRANCIS will travel to Nevada to face charges of evading $20 million in taxes after completing his five-week stint in a Florida jail for contempt of court.

Francis is currently serving a 35-day sentence at a Bay County prison, after he was convicted of shouting abuse at seven women during recent settlement talks.

The women had taken legal action against Francis for allegedly filming them in sexual situations while underage at Panama City Beach in 2003.

Yesterday (10May07), Federal Magistrate Judge Larry Bodiford ruled the 34-year-old’s tax evasion charges in Reno, Nevada, took precedence over charges of sexual battery in Florida, after court dates for the two hearings clashed on 22 May (07).

It just isn’t going well for the asshole (no pun intended, i don’t think) I bet Joe regrets releasing “Guys Gone Wild” now.

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Joe Francis in MORE legal trouble

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The Pimp of underage girls Joe Francis has been sued again for sexual battery
Joe has just been charged with one count of misdemeanor sexual battery. The charge was filed by the L.A. City Attorney.

L.A. City Attorney spokesperson Frank Mateljan tells TMZ that Francis was at a birthday party in Los Angeles this past January when he allegedly touched an 18-year-old girl on the breast, buttocks and inner thigh. The woman allegedly repeatedly asked Francis to stop.

Francis will be arraigned May 22. If convicted, he faces a maximum six months in jail and a $2,000 fine.

Joe is in jail right now serving 35 days in jail, things aren’t looking up for Mr. Girls Gone Wild. Welp don’t drop the soap BIATCH
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Joe Francis gets 35 days in jail

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Crying like a bitch in court Joe Francis learned he will serve 35 days in jail.
Blowing his nose and wiping away tears, the multimillionaire founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” video empire pleaded guilty to contempt of court Monday and was sentenced to 35 days in jail.Joe Francis, who was sued by seven women who were minors when filmed, apologized to the judge for yelling at the plaintiffs during settlement talks.

“I am sorry for my behavior. It was wrong. I had heard about appeals and things and I was confused. I am sorry, I really am,” said Francis, 34.

Francis drew the contempt charge during negotiations to settle the federal lawsuit brought after his production company filmed the women at Panama City Beach in 2003.

This guy filmed 7 underage kids, and only got 35 days in jail. That’s amazing, i hate to see the harsh punishment Joe would get if some bodies were found buried in his yard. 40 days in jail probably, sucks to be rich and famous.
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Joe Francis indicted for tax fraud

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Girls Gone Wild creator was indicted today on federal tax evasion charges for illegally deducting more then 20 million in phony business expense.
According to an indictment filed in U.S. District Court in Reno, Nevada, Francis, 34, sought to conceal income through the use of offshore companies and nominees. At one point, he transferred $15 million from one offshore bank account to a California brokerage account in the name of a Cayman Islands corporation he controlled.
What the fuck is wrong with rich people, that douchebag makes like 30 million a year. What a fucking moron.
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Joe Francis is in jail

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Joe Francis surrendered to federal marshals today to face a contempt of court citation after initially defying a federal judge.

Joe Francis was booked into the Bay County Jail, said Ruth Sasser, a spokeswoman for the sheriff’s office. “His attorneys continue to work toward a settlement,” Kevin Mercuri, a spokesman for Francis, said in a statement e-mailed to The Associated Press.

He drew the contempt citation during negotiations in a civil lawsuit brought by seven women who were underage when they were filmed by his company on Panama City Beach during spring break in 2003.

Joe Francis is sitting in a jail cell right now, that is freckin’ awesome. Maybe we’ll see a “Girls Gone Wild, Behind Bars” probably because Joe is a genius well at least that’s what the 12 year girls say about him.

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Judge calls Joe Francis a fugitive

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Joe Francis says he will comply with the law despite not turning himself in yesterday to start his jail sentence.

“Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis told Fox News’ Geraldo Rivera on Monday that he would comply with a Panama City federal judge’s order to surrender to authorities to begin a jail sentence for contempt of court.

But by 4:30 p.m., Francis had not turned himself in at the federal courthouse.

“I’m not trying to hide at all,” Francis told Rivera. “I’m on my way to Florida right now to turn myself in and comply with the judge’s order. I would never run from justice. I would never not comply with a judge’s order.”

“I can tell you that Mr. Francis is being treated as any U.S. Marshals’ fugitive,” Joanos said.

First off you don’t ever say a judge has “gone wild” sure it’s smart to promote your million dollar business, but not when that judge can send you to the cell with Bubba. Bubba is lonely and loved “Guys Gone Wild.” Good luck homo.

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