Archive: Joe Francis

Joe Francis didn’t get F’ed in the A

Posted: November 23rd, 2007 - 1 Comment

Joe Francis has accused guards of abusing him during his brief stay at an Oklahoma jail.

Guards at the Grady County Law Enforcement Center denied Joe Francis food and blankets and threatened to strap him naked to a chair for 48 hours, Francis’ attorneys alleged last month in court papers seeking his release on bail in a Florida case, The Oklahoman reported.

It sounds like one of the guards was a father to one of the whores that “go wild” on camera. That’s one part of Joe’s life i wouldn’t want, well that and the whole anal rape thing in jail. I wonder how many times fathers have came up to him and said they’re angel got naked on camera for his video. The fathers should get this free shirt, they’ll understand. Or kick your ass who knows?

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Joe Francis gonna commit suicide?

Posted: May 14th, 2007 - No Comments

In the documents, the incarcerated Girls Gone Wild s claim that there was a potential for suicide if his imprisonment were prolonged. “I don’t think I can handle this on a long-term–I’m not a criminal,” he said.

He also reveals he’s taking a bunch of anxiety and other medication to tame the crazy, even while in jail.

The spoiled rich punk can’t take it, i say extend the sentence for crying like a bitch

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Francis in more shit

Posted: May 12th, 2007 - No Comments

Joe Francis To Face Nevada Tax Charges Before Sexual Battery.

Girls Gone Wild creator JOE FRANCIS will travel to Nevada to face charges of evading $20 million in taxes after completing his five-week stint in a Florida jail for contempt of court.

Francis is currently serving a 35-day sentence at a Bay County prison, after he was convicted of shouting abuse at seven women during recent settlement talks.

The women had taken legal action against Francis for allegedly filming them in sexual situations while underage at Panama City Beach in 2003.

Yesterday (10May07), Federal Magistrate Judge Larry Bodiford ruled the 34-year-old’s tax evasion charges in Reno, Nevada, took precedence over charges of sexual battery in Florida, after court dates for the two hearings clashed on 22 May (07).

It just isn’t going well for the asshole (no pun intended, i don’t think) I bet Joe regrets releasing “Guys Gone Wild” now.

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Joe Francis in MORE legal trouble

Posted: April 25th, 2007 - No Comments

The Pimp of underage girls Joe Francis has been sued again for sexual battery

Joe has just been charged with one count of misdemeanor sexual battery. The charge was filed by the L.A. City Attorney.

L.A. City Attorney spokesperson Frank Mateljan tells TMZ that Francis was at a birthday party in Los Angeles this past January when he allegedly touched an 18-year-old girl on the breast, buttocks and inner thigh. The woman allegedly repeatedly asked Francis to stop.

Francis will be arraigned May 22. If convicted, he faces a maximum six months in jail and a $2,000 fine.

Joe is in jail right now serving 35 days in jail, things aren’t looking up for Mr. Girls Gone Wild. Welp don’t drop the soap BIATCH

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Joe Francis gets 35 days in jail

Posted: April 24th, 2007 - 1 Comment

Crying like a bitch in court Joe Francis learned he will serve 35 days in jail.

Blowing his nose and wiping away tears, the multimillionaire founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” video empire pleaded guilty to contempt of court Monday and was sentenced to 35 days in jail.Joe Francis, who was sued by seven women who were minors when filmed, apologized to the judge for yelling at the plaintiffs during settlement talks.

“I am sorry for my behavior. It was wrong. I had heard about appeals and things and I was confused. I am sorry, I really am,” said Francis, 34.

Francis drew the contempt charge during negotiations to settle the federal lawsuit brought after his production company filmed the women at Panama City Beach in 2003.

This guy filmed 7 underage kids, and only got 35 days in jail. That’s amazing, i hate to see the harsh punishment Joe would get if some bodies were found buried in his yard. 40 days in jail probably, sucks to be rich and famous.

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