Archive: Jessica Simpson

I called it muthaphuckas!!!

Jessica Simpson has taken comfort in her ex-husband Nick Lachey following her split with Tony Romo. I think that’s a good thing. Love, it’ll kick your ass!

The singer, who was recently dumped by boyfriend Tony Romo, has reportedly turned to Nick to mend her broken heart since her relationship with Tony became rocky.

A source said: “Nick has never stopped loving Jessica. They have been in touch since they both became single recently.

“They have had a number of very long, sometimes more than an hour, conversations on the phone – especially since Jessica and Tony broke up.”

How long until they are back together and back on MTV? Awww i got a warm feeling! And it’s not because i just peed a little.

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Jessica dumped because of texts? TC the text king!

Jessica Simpson was dumped by Tony Romo according to reports because of her texts with ex boyfriend John Mayer. Thank God that hasn’t happened to me….Yet.

The stars have yet to confirm the break-up claims – but reports suggest Romo dumped the singer when he discovered she was still in touch with rocker Mayer, from whom she split in 2007.

A source tells RadarOnline.com, “They (Simpson and Romo) were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it. Tony found messages from John and went ballistic. He dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it.”

Because of some text messages? You should see me txting. At a certain period of time texting (2-3am) with somebody of the opposite sex I’ll start getting into some weird, crazy shiite. And all i get is “OMG why would you want to be naked covered in Mayo?” Cause bitch i’m horny and why are we txting each other when were in the same room? True story…Well some of it.

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Jessica Simpson is single

Jessica Simpson is now single according to reports on the internets.

The clock has run out on Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo’s relationship.

Jessica’s 29th birthday was on Friday and she had planned a Barbie-themed birthday bash to celebrate.

But she wasn’t in a festive mood after Tony broke up with her the night before the party.

“She was surprised. She wouldn’t have planned a party if she knew this was coming,” a source close to Simpson tells E! News. “They’re both going their separate ways.”

Awwww that is eff’ed up for Tony to do, a day before her birthday party? That’s cold holmes!

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Jessica goes down on candy

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Jessica Simpson really has a dirty mind of a teenager. I remember when girls use to flirt with me doing stuff like this, ahhhh memories during lunch time. I really should have banged Mrs. Hardy, she wanted it bad. She took that pickle like a pro.

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Britney Spears’ new video

No not that kind of video and since she seems to be normal again i don’t think that’s going to happen anymore :( Anywho It’s Britney Spears’ new video Radar off her new album Circus, HURRAY! Crappy video so i added a hot video of sexy Jessica Simpson moments.

Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity In Bikinis, Celebrity See Thru, Jessica Simpson, Youtube
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