Archive: Jessica Simpson

Leave my pimp alone!

Jessica Simpson is totally upset! If you know anything about hookers then you know when the pimp is upset there is no way the hoes is getting a raise in the future.

She says, “There have been stories that are ridiculous. Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?”

Wow i didn’t even hear that one before. That’s not even as creepy as the stuff he has done in the past. For example telling the press that

“Jessica is sexy in a bustier, . She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

See the above picture? Guess who took that? Yep daddy did and sold it to a magazine. Amazing

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Why she got to lie?

When Jessica Simpson found out that her pop music career failed what does she do? Durr she does the easiest music out, no not rap (at least not yet) she’s doing country music!

She tells People: “I’m planning on making country (music) for the rest of my life, and I don’t want to go back to that other world.”

Simpson was originally criticised for choosing to sing country music after she slipped up during a performance of Dolly Parton Nine To Five at the Kennedy Center Honors in 2006.

“I take a lot of pride in my talent and in the record I was able to put together. I’m not giving up.”

Jessica said she isn’t going back to pop music. Lets see how long that last when her new single bombs worse than a suicide bomber. Hugh Hefner you can expect a call from her any day now.

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Bitch got owned by Bush

Jessica Simpson has hit out at the football team Dallas Cowboys, for dubbing her a bad luck charm.

She was even mocked by U.S. president George W. Bush last month (Apr08), when Super Bowl champions the New York Giants visited him in Washington D.C.

Bush told the team, who beat the Cowboys in a game Simpson supposedly jinxed, “We’re gonna send Jessica Simpson to the Democratic National Convention.”.

“That was ludicrous. I don’t understand why they think that I would be a distraction to Tony. Do they really think he can see way far up in that box?

Dang even President Bush (hail George W) got at Jessica Simpson.  I’m still waiting for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s snap to Jessica

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Why Jessica?

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Halle Berry’s boobs pop out- Link Humper
Ashley Alexandra Dupre AKA the $4,000 hooker appears on Girls Gone Wild- Sex Tape Celebs
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Jessica Simpson posed for the May issue of Esquire magazine, ok the pix are really hot but what’s up with the cover? Not hot, the cover ruined the whole thing.
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Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity See Thru, Dog, Jessica Simpson

What $150,000 gets you

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Thank you Jessica for wearing the boots and shorts. It’s good to see the pix of her visiting the troops, i’m still waiting on the gangbang pix. For $150,000 it better be good.
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Jessica loves the troops…for money

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Jessica Simpson will be going to Kuwait to show her support for the troops. The thing is it’s costing $150,000 for Jessica to come plus 20k a day for her stylist. For that price I’d strap a time bomb under my trench coat and hug Bin Laden until it detonates. Not really but that’s alot of money to show some love to the troops.

According to a source. “Jessica doesn’t sleep in tents or bunks the night before a concert,” says the source. “There’s no way [Papa] Joe [Simpson] will want The Pussycat Dolls … to upstage his daughter.”

$150,000 i can’t get over that. She better be flirting and banging a few of the soldiers for that price. And bring those daisy dukes to tease them before the gangbang.
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Jessica shows her talent

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Jessica Simpson might be a straight to DVD actress but she has plenty of things to fall back on to make money. Wikipedia says the average female adult actress makes around $250,000 a year, that’s pretty good Jessica. You can’t tell me she would make any more on a real movie.
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TC gets around the net

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Charlize Theron is naked (NSFW)- Sex Tape Celebs
Classic Jessica Simpson see thru shirt showing nipples- HO
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Jordan showing her pink panties- Hollyrude
Christina Aguilera sex tape?- Link Humper
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