Archive: Jessica Simpson

Britney Spears’ new video

No not that kind of video and since she seems to be normal again i don’t think that’s going to happen anymore :( Anywho It’s Britney Spears’ new video Radar off her new album Circus, HURRAY! Crappy video so i added a hot video of sexy Jessica Simpson moments.

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I’d motorboat them

Jessica Simpson has never looked sexier than she does in these pix. Maybe i’m saying that because her boobs are falling all out of her top. I tried just looking at her face but why do something crazy like that?

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Jessica Simpson

Holy huge jugs TC!

Jessica Simpson attended some event yesterday looking booby-rific (That’s my word already copyrighted.)  She looks like she’s losing weight but if those boobs go with it is it really worth it? I say no. Somebody force feed this girl now please.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Jessica Simpson

It’s old Jessica and new Jessica together

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This picture is kinda creepy. Jessica Simpson was signing autographs at Dillards and took a picture with a fan. She looks just like Jessica in 2001. Vivid get on your job and get this girl to do a porn with a Nick Lachey lookalike or better yet get Nick he isn’t busy these days.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Jessica Simpson

I like thick Jessica better

Call me crazy but i’m liking the thick Jessica Simpson better than the normal Jessica. Thick girls are the best in bed (or couch or floor or homeless shelter.) I swear is Jessica loses this weight i’m no longer going to buy front row tickets at her concert and cry when she sings and does that crazy motions with her hands.

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Jessica was a pretend fatty?

These are new pix of Jessica Simpson. Was the fat pictures just bad pictures? I’m disappointed i was looking forward to making fun of fat Jessica. Oh well we’ll always have Kirsty Ally and Ashley Olsen.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Jessica Simpson

Jessica is losing it

Jessica Simpson opened for Rascal Flatts (who?) when she struggled with her lyrics and broke down crying on stage. Awww that isn’t nothing a bucket of ice cream and tears can’t fix.

The Grand Rapids Press says Simpson forgot her lyrics, struggled with her ear monitors, mumbled through songs and fought back tears during Thursday night’s performance.

At one point, she asked her backing band to start over on one song, and she forgot the words to another.

Cindi Berger, a representative for Simpson, says the 28-year-old singer-actress had an “off night.”

Simpson apologized to the supportive audience of about 9,000 by mouthing the word “sorry” on two large video screens.

Lets keep remembering the good times until Jessica gets off her ass and gets that body back. Big girls need love too, they just gotta pay!

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Now that’s how you hide the fat

Finally Jessica Simpson got it right after taking a beating (te-hehe) for these pictures. Why hide it Jessica? Big is beautiful! Well not really, that’s just something big people say to feel better. And now your sad, ain’t nothing like crying in a bucket of ice cream.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Jessica Simpson