Jessica Simpson is now speaking out against the meany people that talk bad about overweight people. She now accepts her full figure, well i don’t so…

“You can’t walk anywhere without thinking, ‘I wonder if they think I’m fat …. I wonder if they’ve read that story,” Simpson said. “I couldn’t help it. And I think that once I realized it wasn’t going to stop, I had to find a way to accept it, and I had to find a way to use it.”

I guarantee if Jessica knew how easy it is to lose that weight she wouldn’t be “accepting” her fatty fat fat. Ughhh don’t you hate when fat people try to be sexy?

Jessica Simpson is coming to Gaby Sidibe’s defense against Howard Stern for his recent outburst that the Oscar nominee could kiss her Hollywood career goodbye because of her weight. Truth is so harsh right?

“I’m actually surprised somebody had the cojones to say that,” Simpson tells me from a New York City hotel. “I just think that’s really disrespectful.”

“It’s unfortunate because she walked the red carpet at the Oscars and she owned it,” Simpson said of the Precious star. “She was beautiful. There was no denying that she did not think she was the most beautiful person on that red carpet. She was just owning that moment for herself. She had such confidence and I absolutely 100 percent think she could get anything in the world that she wants.”

I weighed 345 lbs last year so I know what it’s like to be huge, I’m far from a fatist. Fat people just aren’t accepted unless your Oprah. Losing 145 lbs was one of the easiest things I’ve ever done, put that McDonald’s down and pick up a banana fatty!

And Jessica Simpson doesn’t want to die alone. Really Jessica? You don’t want to die alone?

“I hope I don’t die alone, that’s for damn sure,” she said. “Hopefully I can find a man that understands my life and understands my purpose. I just need to find the right man.”

That statement sounds really desperate. I learned you play hard to get for a couple of months and make them chase you, then eventually you let them in your life and they realize that I’m completely overrated. They leave and we die alone on a Hotel room floor in Detroit after popping a bottle of Xanax…The end.

I found some new pix of Jessica Simpson and thought wow how bad is it when a girl tries too hard? Isn’t it so much sexier when a girl has her t-shirt & pants….laying on the floor beside my bed? Seriously whores i mean girls stop trying, it’s so much sexier when your not. Next time i see a girl at the food court at the mall doing everything to get noticed I’m…well I’m getting in her pants but i might not always do that.

Why do good looking people insist on ugling (new word?) theirself up on the runway? Anywho here’s Jessica Simpson on the runway for some reason that I’m not aware of. I guess singing, movies and turning to Country music didn’t work so now she’s on the runway. I could of told her that should of been her first move. Ha what a stupid top, i’m still fapping though.