Jessica Simpson lost a lot of weight

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Damn! Jessica Simpson’s back to looking almost as good as she was before she popped out that baby. Can’t deny she has a little chub left on her, but honestly most men like that. Not many guys really want some skinny ass bony chick who you can hear creaking as her bones smack together just walking down the street. That shits nasty.

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Jessica Simpson looks a lot smaller then she did a month ago

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I see a lot of people still making fun of Jessica Simpson for being ‘fat’. Well I dunno what the fuck they’re looking at because she’s clearly not ‘fat’ she may be a little overweight, but she was always busty with some junk in the trunk. I think people just like hounding her no matter what she does. She could save a building full of kids from a fire and people would bash her for forgetting to grab the cat. I say fuck’em, she looks good.

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Jessica Simpson might be Preggers, but she’s Massive

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I’m not one to hate on Jessica Simpson, not that I like her. But its not that I dislike her either. But damn! She is massive! Holy many kids does she have in there right now? 10? 20? She’s borderline octomom’s big ass!

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I hate babies

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Jessica Simpson is still pregnant. It seems like it’s been that way for the past 3 years. I got a theory that Jessica just wanted to stay overweight so she got pregnant. Lord knows she has the money to take care of the baby. Really though, what’s the point of having a baby? Who has time to take care of one of those demons? We are in a recession, we gotta work and pay $100 a gallon for gas and and and blah blah blah and dey took yer jabs!

Jessica really hit the wall

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Man Jessica Simpson really hit the wall. It’s kind of sad because she looks depressed putting on a fake smile. What happened to the Jessica on her reality show on MTV? I love dumb hot girls but a dumb grotesque girl is just plain unappealing. Nobody was touching Jessica in her prime, not even Britney. I know what happened. She was married to Nick Lachey, she went and shot Dukes of Hazzard and seen Johnny Knoxville and his Jackass friends and thought to herself “wow these guys are fun, Nick is kind of boring” so she ends up banging Bam Margera and knows she eff’ed up. So now she’s screaming at Nick’s girlfriend because she knows she lost a good guy. Bam! End of story.

Jessica isn’t fat right now

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I don’t think Jessica Simpson is as overweight as i first thought. Maybe I’m thinking that way right now because her boobs are all out and i really haven’t paid much attention to the rest of her body. I can’t help it, I’m a booby man. Is there anything greater than laying in bed and giggling and slapping them around? No the answer is no, there is nothing greater.

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Well i love my balls

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Jessica Simpson has revealed that she loves her nose. Yes Jessica Simpson revealed in a interview that she loves her nose. Am i the only one that is just now noticing her nose?

The 29-year-old singer and actress, who is currently single, said that she likes that feature because it is “unique” and “flawed”.

“I like my nose, that’s my favorite body part,” Us Magazine quotes Simpson as saying. “I do have a bump, but I like my profile – I don’t think anyone else has my exact same nose, I think it’s unique and a little flawed.”

Nobody cares. God when a hot girl gets fat she gets all defensive about her whole body i guess. Jessica, just lose the weight and we’ll forget all about your eff’ed up nose again.

Boobs because I’m a manly man

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Here’s some new Jessica Simpson pix while she’s out with her dad. Joe Simpson really amazes me, thankfully he has calmed down. I remember when he would brag about his daughters boobs. Hopefully when i take my daughter somewhere she wears a top like that and somebody is 2 feet away from her with a camera because i would love to do 50 to life for beheading a mofo on the street Iraqi style.

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