I see Jessica Simpson is still trying to prove to people that she really is country, she’s from Texas yall! She does country things like paying $300 for a haircut and $900 for a bottle of alcohol. By the way the double chin look isn’t hot. Keep reading to see the rest of Country Jessica.

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After failing in pop music and acting Jessica Simpson has released her new country music video to the song “Come on over.” Thoughts?

Jessica Simpson had her first country music concert yesterday, wearing her daisy dukes and cowboy boots how could it go wrong? Well if you suck at it and only doing it cause your pop music and acting career fail then people will probably hate you.

But despite looking the part, her singing failed to capture the imagination and her audience were quick to let her know.

One spectator, Adam Matos, claimed she “wasn’t good enough”.

He said: “I just don’t hear the country in her. I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here.”

Jessica recently revealed she wants to make country music for “the rest” of her life.

I’m counting the days until she’s back in a bikini dry humping a car while her dad directs everything…..

During a radio interview in Australia Pamela Anderson blasted Jessica Simpson calling her a bitch and whore for wearing a shirt that said “Real girls eat meat” How ironic.

Speaking on radio in Australia – where she’s waiting to go into the Big Brother house – the star slammed her rival buxom blonde.

Pammi blasted: “I think she is a bitch and whore.

“Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Isn’t it funny hearing a porn star call a legitimate singer a whore?

Jessica Simpson is totally upset! If you know anything about hookers then you know when the pimp is upset there is no way the hoes is getting a raise in the future.

She says, “There have been stories that are ridiculous. Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?”

Wow i didn’t even hear that one before. That’s not even as creepy as the stuff he has done in the past. For example telling the press that

“Jessica is sexy in a bustier, . She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

See the above picture? Guess who took that? Yep daddy did and sold it to a magazine. Amazing

When Jessica Simpson found out that her pop music career failed what does she do? Durr she does the easiest music out, no not rap (at least not yet) she’s doing country music!

She tells People: “I’m planning on making country (music) for the rest of my life, and I don’t want to go back to that other world.”

Simpson was originally criticised for choosing to sing country music after she slipped up during a performance of Dolly Parton Nine To Five at the Kennedy Center Honors in 2006.

“I take a lot of pride in my talent and in the record I was able to put together. I’m not giving up.”

Jessica said she isn’t going back to pop music. Lets see how long that last when her new single bombs worse than a suicide bomber. Hugh Hefner you can expect a call from her any day now.

Jessica Simpson has hit out at the football team Dallas Cowboys, for dubbing her a bad luck charm.

She was even mocked by U.S. president George W. Bush last month (Apr08), when Super Bowl champions the New York Giants visited him in Washington D.C.

Bush told the team, who beat the Cowboys in a game Simpson supposedly jinxed, “We’re gonna send Jessica Simpson to the Democratic National Convention.”.

“That was ludicrous. I don’t understand why they think that I would be a distraction to Tony. Do they really think he can see way far up in that box?

Dang even President Bush (hail George W) got at Jessica Simpson.  I’m still waiting for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s snap to Jessica