Category Archives: Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson might be Preggers, but she’s Massive

I’m not one to hate on Jessica Simpson, not that I like her. But its not that I dislike her either. But damn! She is massive! Holy many kids does she have in there right now? 10? 20? She’s borderline octomom’s big ass!

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I hate babies

Jessica Simpson is still pregnant. It seems like it’s been that way for the past 3 years. I got a theory that Jessica just wanted to stay overweight so she got pregnant. Lord knows she has the money to take care of the baby. Really though, what’s the point of having a baby? Who has time to take care of one of those demons? We are in a recession, we gotta work and pay $100 a gallon for gas and and and blah blah blah and dey took yer jabs!

Jessica really hit the wall

Man Jessica Simpson really hit the wall. It’s kind of sad because she looks depressed putting on a fake smile. What happened to the Jessica on her reality show on MTV? I love dumb hot girls but a dumb grotesque girl is just plain unappealing. Nobody was touching Jessica in her prime, not even Britney. I know what happened. She was married to Nick Lachey, she went and shot Dukes of Hazzard and seen Johnny Knoxville and his Jackass friends and thought to herself “wow these guys are fun, Nick is kind of boring” so she ends up banging Bam Margera and knows she eff’ed up. So now she’s screaming at Nick’s girlfriend because she knows she lost a good guy. Bam! End of story.

Jessica isn’t fat right now

I don’t think Jessica Simpson is as overweight as i first thought. Maybe I’m thinking that way right now because her boobs are all out and i really haven’t paid much attention to the rest of her body. I can’t help it, I’m a booby man. Is there anything greater than laying in bed and giggling and slapping them around? No the answer is no, there is nothing greater.

Well i love my balls

Jessica Simpson has revealed that she loves her nose. Yes Jessica Simpson revealed in a interview that she loves her nose. Am i the only one that is just now noticing her nose?

The 29-year-old singer and actress, who is currently single, said that she likes that feature because it is “unique” and “flawed”.

“I like my nose, that’s my favorite body part,” Us Magazine quotes Simpson as saying. “I do have a bump, but I like my profile – I don’t think anyone else has my exact same nose, I think it’s unique and a little flawed.”

Nobody cares. God when a hot girl gets fat she gets all defensive about her whole body i guess. Jessica, just lose the weight and we’ll forget all about your eff’ed up nose again.

Boobs because I’m a manly man

Here’s some new Jessica Simpson pix while she’s out with her dad. Joe Simpson really amazes me, thankfully he has calmed down. I remember when he would brag about his daughters boobs. Hopefully when i take my daughter somewhere she wears a top like that and somebody is 2 feet away from her with a camera because i would love to do 50 to life for beheading a mofo on the street Iraqi style.

Jessica loves being fat, i mean overweight

Jessica Simpson is now speaking out against the meany people that talk bad about overweight people. She now accepts her full figure, well i don’t so…

“You can’t walk anywhere without thinking, ‘I wonder if they think I’m fat …. I wonder if they’ve read that story,” Simpson said. “I couldn’t help it. And I think that once I realized it wasn’t going to stop, I had to find a way to accept it, and I had to find a way to use it.”

I guarantee if Jessica knew how easy it is to lose that weight she wouldn’t be “accepting” her fatty fat fat. Ughhh don’t you hate when fat people try to be sexy?

Your stupid and fat people suck

Jessica Simpson is coming to Gaby Sidibe‘s defense against Howard Stern for his recent outburst that the Oscar nominee could kiss her Hollywood career goodbye because of her weight. Truth is so harsh right?

“I’m actually surprised somebody had the cojones to say that,” Simpson tells me from a New York City hotel. “I just think that’s really disrespectful.”

“It’s unfortunate because she walked the red carpet at the Oscars and she owned it,” Simpson said of the Precious star. “She was beautiful. There was no denying that she did not think she was the most beautiful person on that red carpet. She was just owning that moment for herself. She had such confidence and I absolutely 100 percent think she could get anything in the world that she wants.”

I weighed 345 lbs last year so I know what it’s like to be huge, I’m far from a fatist. Fat people just aren’t accepted unless your Oprah. Losing 145 lbs was one of the easiest things I’ve ever done, put that McDonald’s down and pick up a banana fatty!