Archive: Jessica Biel

Angelina and Lady GaGa licked each other

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This has to be the weirdest rumor of all times. Rumor is that Angelina Jolie and Lady GaGa had a little affair, i even feel silly saying this. It’s probably true though.

Ian Halperin, author of the recent bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, a source close to the actress told him that there was recently a secret rendezous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night.

It sounds crazy but looking at Angelina’s insane past it’s pretty believable. When your the hottest actress why would you want Lady GaGa though? If i was Angelina i would be requesting Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johansson, better yet i would have Keeley Hazell delivered to my house.

Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, Keeley Hazell, Lady Gaga, News, Scarlett Johansson

That seems like fun

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Here’s a new photoshoot with Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner. I’m not sure why they got together for this shoot and i really don’t care to find out unless they’re doing some kind of lesbian sex tape for Vivid Video. Speaking of Vivid did you ever watch the full Chyna sex tape? That has to be the worst sex tape ever, she gives decent mouth hugs but can you imagine looking down and seeing that face blowing you? I’ve had some rough patches in my life with hideous people and I’m proud to say i never wondered before they got naked if they have a bigger penis than me. Sadly Chyna’s penis is a decent size. Click here to see Chyna naked on Howard Stern, it’s NSFW so be careful and good luck.

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Filed under: Celebrity Photoshoots, Chyna, Howard Stern, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Biel

You can’t tame the sexy….back

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Justin Timberlake was never going to commit to Jessica Biel claims Justin’s Grandmother…Wait what? Lolz yeah Justin Timberlake’s Grandmama did a interview about his relationship.

Sadie Bomar told Closer magazine: “Jessica was keen to marry, but Justin isn’t ready. He’s busy writing new material and he works hard to be successful – he’s really focused on that.

“As far as we’re concerned, he’s always been single. The girlfriends come and go, but we believe nothing has ever been serious. Justin does his own thing and he isn’t ready to marry just yet.”

What the hell? Does Justin tell his Grandmother everything? My Grandmother thinks I’m married with two kids, she also thinks i have a English accent. I don’t know how i pulled that off but it’s pretty entertaining during the holiday season.

Filed under: Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, News, Rihanna

Timberlake now banging Rihanna…*Yawn*

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That one guy in that boy band in the 90’s that you was sure was a gay has dumped Jessica Biel to start having sex with singer Rihanna.

Justin Timberlake has allegedly split from Jessica Biel in order to start a new romance with Rihanna.

The ‘Cry Me A River’ singer ended his three-year relationship with Biel almost a month ago, says Us Weekly.

A source said: “He just said he needs time apart to just experience being single again. She refuses to accept it and called him non-stop trying to save it. She can’t imagine life without him.”

How sad are you for Jessica Biel? I mean if she was somewhat attractive we know she could get over it in a few weeks, who wants to bang the fatty who can’t act? Oh wait I was thinking of Calista Flockhart.

Filed under: Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, News, Rihanna

Well i’m turned on how about you?

Scary Spice is nearly naked dancing on stage HOT!

Tila Tequila goes to party in only her bra, yeah seriously

New Lindsay Lohan boob slip Hurray! (NSFW)

Megan Fox in lingerie

Pamela Anderson goes naked at Playboy party (NSFW)

Jessica Simpson in a thong?

Scarlett Johansson is topless

Access Hollywood captured Jessica Biel learning some stripper moves for her new movie Powder Blue. Why doesn’t she do it the way in my head she did it? By going to a strip club herself and learning from a hot stripper milf Lexus and in the process of learning some moves she romantically gets involved with Lexus and believes she loves her until she realizes that all Lexus did was captured her and Jessica on camera having sex and now selling the Sex Tape to Vivid. What that too much to ask?

Filed under: Jessica Biel, Youtube
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