Archive: Jessica Alba

And the who gives a flying fudge news….

Z-list “actress” Jessica Alba gave birth Saturday to a healthy baby girl. Onto more exciting news. I know i’m pretty late on this but does anybody watch The Boondocks? It’s like a Black South Park. Very good show. The episode above is about a teacher calling Riley the N word. It is based on a real-life incident. Guest starring Cee-Lo.

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Hayden wants to go down on Alba, Theron and Jolie

Hayden Panettiere has played down rumors she is a lesbian - but admits she’d have a gay affair with a string of Hollywood’s leading ladies.


The 18-year-old insists she doesn’t care if the press think she’s gay, because she would happily date Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie.

She says, “That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron.”

Wow there wasn’t even rumors that Hayden was gay until she opened her mouth to announce that she would eat half of the ladies of Hollywood’s carpet. And too think she’s only 18, soooo much more to come.

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Holy Alba Batman look at that fat ass!

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That’s right, that is Jessica Alba’s big obese ass. Lose some weight Jessica! Just because your movies bomb and your one of the most annoying whores in Hollywood doesn’t mean you gotta pack on 100 extra pounds.
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Alba also does children’s parties

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Jessica Alba finally faced the fact that she can’t be in a movie without it bombing badly. She is now taking offers to do children’s parties. As you can tell from the above picture she is partially in her costume, this particular outfit is where she pretends to be a movie star then puts on her red nose and makes balloon animals for the kids. Adults your not left out, for an additional $4.95 Jessica will bring her Sin City outfit and dance around for you.
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Fatty and the alien

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I swear that title could be a hit tv show. Anywho i know that’s your dream 3some, if it wasn’t for Rihanna’s huge fivehead and Jessica Alba’s false self accomplishments i would be all on that, except for the fact that fatty is pregnant, that would be just weird. I don’t wanna poke a fetus’ eye out.
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Alba is worth looking at finally

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I put Jessica Alba in the same category as Victoria Beckham, Ashlee Simpson and Brooke Hogan, cause they annoy the Eff out of me. Maybe if Jessica keeps the large rack and puts a paper bag over her head i’ll take her off the list.
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Damn Jessica

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The celebrity who usually annoys the F out of me is looking quite good right now. Bad actress/I’m too good to do a actual nude scene recently showed off a huge rack. First Christina Aguilera (pic) then Halle Berry (pic) and now Jessica Alba
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Alba wont do a pregnant nude shoot

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Pregnant actress Jessica Alba has turned down 3 offers from magazine to do a Demi Moore/Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera pregnant type photo shoot. Pr-Inside.com has learned.
Just a week after confirming to the world she is expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren, the 26-year-old admits she has already ruled out the chance to follow the likes of Demi Moore and Christina Aguilera - and bare all for glossy covers.
That’s as shocking as Jennifer Love Hewitt turning down Playboy. Does anybody really wanna see Jessica Alba naked pregnant or not anyway?
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