Please tell me Jessica Alba didn’t walk out of her house thinking OMG I look great! I always assumed Peta stalked these sorts of events with a bucket full of red paint waiting. Then again some women have a crazy sense of what they think is good fashion, example Uggs while wearing shorts? Sure why not?

Jessica Alba is on the verge of joining the cast of the latest Meet the Parents movie titled Little Fockers. Wow what is Universal Studios thinking?

Jessica Alba is close to locking down a role in Little Fockers, the third outing for Universal’s money-spinning comedy franchise.

In what must surely be a stretch, she’s playing a sexy woman – a pharmaceutical rep, in fact, who turns out to be a head-turner for the male characters.

The majority of the cast is returning – including Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro, plus Teri Polo and Dustin Hoffman for a tale that will revolve around Stiller’s Gaylord Focker and wife Polo having kids.

I’m a big fan of the Meet the Parents movies. Don’t they realize that Jessica Alba is like the female Pauly Shore, i take that back because at one point in my life i actually enjoyed Pauly Shore (come on you loved Son in Law at one point?) Welp it was a nice series while it lasted.

Jessica Alba now sleeps on beds in furniture stores now. Her movies bomb so i really don’t blame her, i guess i’ve been doing it wrong by giving handjobs for Starbucks. Mmmm Starbucks. They didn’t sponsor this post by the way….

Daily Links

Britney Spears sexy scene in her bra

Rihanna big boobs popping out

Jessica Alba showing her pubic hair

Angelina Jolie nude (NSFW)

Ashlee Simpson exposed

Shania Twain sex tape? (NSFW)

Katrina Darrell- The bikini whore on American Idol

New pix of Selma Hayek’s huge boobs

Teen shakes her ass in a thong on webcam

Jennifer Love Hewitt in her underwear

Lily Allen has a third nipple

If you beat off to everything celebrities do like me then you know these Jessica Alba pix are really old and Zinc magazine (i never heard of them either) re-published them. Why in the hell do magazines do this? Can they not afford Jessica for a new shoot? If they want new pix do what i do, find the celebrity you want and tell them you work for Martin Scorsese and need to do some test shots in your “studio” to see if she has the look for the role. Laugh if you want meanwhile i’ve tagged every d-list actress you’ve never heard of.

Pamela Anderson gets naked at birthday party (NSFW)

Kristen Bell boob slip from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Katy Perry whores it up on stage

Brooke Hogan big upskirt on stage

Britney Spears busted?

Sarah Palin sex tape

Not only if Jessica Alba’s “acting” ability overrated so is her pubes. That shiite is not hot Jessica, sorry that trend never caught on. You should try the not-make-a-movie trend. It would definately make Hollywood look better.