†Damn! Jessica Alba has absolutely no ass at all. I mean that shit is just non-existent! You could use that flat ass as a pancake with a cut down the middle and people probably wouldn’t know the difference. Pretty sad, she used to be so curvy. Now she looks flat as all hell. Well at least her face is still pretty cute even though she seems sad all the time.
There was a time when every picture you seen of Jessica Alba she was smiling, looking like she was really just enjoying life. Lately it seems like she’s not only frowning or doing her fake smile, but she’s downright pissed. Not sure what happened, but its really destroying her hotness.
Well, it looks like Jessica Alba’s career has really gone downhill. Now she is serving as a waitress to people who are parking at a drive in. Well, I can’t say she’s been in any movies or any thing else in the last few years I can even remember offhand anyway. Aside from her trying to sound smart talking politics, which ended up sounding like a snob trying to force the population to look at them as if they know anything.
Holy shit! When was the last time you ate? Jessica Alba looks like one of those people who stop eating, but their head stays the same size, so the skin on her face starts pulling away from openings. So in response her eyes look huge! in EVERY picture. This is crazy. She needs to eat… A LOT of food. Seriously. She used to be so hot. Now she’s just an ok face. She reminds me of Anne†Hathaway in Black Swan.
Don’t get me wrong, she is better now then she was a few months ago when she looked like she hasn’t eaten in months. But she still is slacking in comparison to how hot she used to be. Which is stranger because she looks like she could be a lot hotter if she actually tried. But she doesn’t seem to give a shit anymore. She almost looks worn out. Perhaps she is, or perhaps I’m just being an ass because I used to think she was super hot.
Admittedly there wasa time when I thought Jessica Alba was one of the hottest girls in Hollywood, I think a lot of people my age did. But now a days not only does she look like she hasn’t eaten any real food in weeks. She looks withered, worn out, and wears clothing that makes you wonder wtf she was thinking when she decided that was ok to wear.
Apparently Jessica Alba can be having a bad day and still be insanely hot. She looks like she just got a little big of bad news, but yet she still looks like a seductive temptress in a red dress. I’m torn personally. Do I say ‘are you ok’ or ‘hey cutie can i get your number’…. I dunno… so confused by the hotness.
So the big news on the intronets today is that Jessica Alba has some leaked nude pix. How disappointing for those that fapped it in the theater to In The Blue or whatever that gay movie was called. I always thought Jessica’s body looked alot better than that. Maybe it’s because she was pregnant at the time? If that’s the case why not abortion? I mean seriously, it destroyed her body. Who is going to see a Alba movie with her current body?
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