
She may not be able to sing, but Jennifer Lopez has one banging body, that ass is world renown for being one of the top 5 on the planet. Her face isn’t to shabby either. I also notice those boobs perked up a little after those kids popped out. So thanks Marc Anthony, men around the world appreciate your contribution to her boob growth.
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Perhaps she got tired of Stephen Tyler aka Aerosmith keeping insisting she show some of the contestants how to sing, knowing damn well she can’t sing for shit. She claims she’s leaving because she is ‘to busy’. Really? with what? Jacking show ideas and starting them yourself like she did with the tow truck show? To busy making horribly edited songs then refusing to sing live without auto-tune? Gimme a break. This should be considered a highlight of her career in comparison to the other dribble she’s accomplished.
But here’s some hot photos of her from Vogue anyway. Never said she didn’t have an ass that was worth looking at, with a pretty face to go with it.
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Jennifer Lopez left Store Assistants angry when she demanded the store be shut down so she can shop alone. Oh yeah and her bodyguards showed some guns telling them that J-ho gets a 50% discount. Wow i guess the stories about her being broke are true.
A spy tells Page Six: “She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not.
“Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount.
Stories like this make me laugh, these people really believe the hype that the yes people that work for her tell her. The funniest story i’ve heard is some workers that were doing Halle Berry’s house wasn’t allowed to speak to her unless spoken to. What the eff? Bitch, your a d-lister where did you get a ego from?
Hollywood freak couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are throwing a party for Jennifer Lopez to congratulate her on becoming a new mom. The after-party includes a hairy man on man orgy, the participants include Tom Cruise, John Travolta and just added Will Smith!
Tom and Katie are so pleased for Jennifer and Marc, they have offered to throw their newborns a party in two weeks’ time,’ says a source.
Tom, 45, and Katie, 28, have roped in their showbiz pals to organise the event.
Victoria Beckham, 33, husband David Beckham, 32, Eva Longoria, 32, and John Travolta, 54, will all be doing their bit.
As you all know I’m a devoted Scientologist and i would love to be apart of the man on man orgy but i’m in the process of
finishing my bunker. Xenu ain’t gunna git me!
Famous celebrity (8 years ago) Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins today! In other news I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Lopez representative Simon Fields told People magazine the babies were born shortly after midnight on New York’s Long Island, with the 5-pound, 7-ounce girl arriving first, followed by her 6-pound brother minutes later. The location was not identified.
“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Fields told the magazine.
In all seriousness congrats J-lo. Babies cry and bitch when they don’t get their way, so they are already taking after mommy.
Pop Diva and Latina (when she feels like it) Jennifer Lopez recently showed off her huge baby bump. According to reports her father came
out and stated that she is expecting twins. Congrats Jennifer, now where’s her Fijian spring water?!?
Singer Mariah Carey has slammed reports that she is planning a duet with singer Jennifer Lopez.
When asked about a possible duet, she fumed to US TV show ‘Inside Hollywood’: “I’d rather be on stage with a pig! A duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just isn’t going to happen.”
Damn, Mariah could of used Jennifer being pregnant to her advantage. Plenty of fat jokes could of been made.