Archive: Jennifer Lopez

Talentless fatties can be a diva too

Jennifer Lopez left Store Assistants angry when she demanded the store be shut down so she can shop alone. Oh yeah and her bodyguards showed some guns telling them that J-ho gets a 50% discount. Wow i guess the stories about her being broke are true.

A spy tells Page Six: “She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not.

“Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount.

Stories like this make me laugh, these people really believe the hype that the yes people that work for her tell her. The funniest story i’ve heard is some workers that were doing Halle Berry’s house wasn’t allowed to speak to her unless spoken to. What the eff? Bitch, your a d-lister where did you get a ego from?

Filed under: Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, News

Scientologists stick together

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Hollywood freak couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are throwing a party for Jennifer Lopez to congratulate her on becoming a new mom. The after-party includes a hairy man on man orgy, the participants include Tom Cruise, John Travolta and just added Will Smith!
Tom and Katie are so pleased for Jennifer and Marc, they have offered to throw their newborns a party in two weeks’ time,’ says a source.

Tom, 45, and Katie, 28, have roped in their showbiz pals to organise the event.

Victoria Beckham, 33, husband David Beckham, 32, Eva Longoria, 32, and John Travolta, 54, will all be doing their bit. 

As you all know I’m a devoted Scientologist and i would love to be apart of the man on man orgy but i’m in the process of finishing my bunker. Xenu ain’t gunna git me!
Filed under: Dog, Jennifer Lopez, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Lopez gives birth. *Yawn*

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Famous celebrity (8 years ago) Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins today! In other news I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Lopez representative Simon Fields told People magazine the babies were born shortly after midnight on New York’s Long Island, with the 5-pound, 7-ounce girl arriving first, followed by her 6-pound brother minutes later. The location was not identified.

“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Fields told the magazine.

In all seriousness congrats J-lo. Babies cry and bitch when they don’t get their way, so they are already taking after mommy.

Filed under: Dog, Jennifer Lopez, News

That’s a big bitch

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Pop Diva and Latina (when she feels like it) Jennifer Lopez recently showed off her huge baby bump. According to reports her father came out and stated that she is expecting twins. Congrats Jennifer, now where’s her Fijian spring water?!?
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Dog, Jennifer Lopez, News

Oh snap! Girl fight!

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Singer Mariah Carey has slammed reports that she is planning a duet with singer Jennifer Lopez.
When asked about a possible duet, she fumed to US TV show ‘Inside Hollywood’: “I’d rather be on stage with a pig! A duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just isn’t going to happen.”
Damn, Mariah could of used Jennifer being pregnant to her advantage. Plenty of fat jokes could of been made.
Filed under: Dog, Girl Fight!, Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, News

Huge ass dropped from record label

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Jennifer Lopez is facing the axe from her record label after disappointing sales of her latest album BRAVE
The seventh studio effort from the Get Right hitmaker was released last month (Oct07) and sold a mere 53,000 copies in its first week, prompting reports the Latina would be dropped by Epic Records, a subsidiary of Sony BMG. The label is reportedly fed up with Lopez’s poor record sales and the extravagant costs to maintain the artist.
That’s weird, i always thought horrible music sells these days?
Filed under: Dog, Jennifer Lopez, News

Is it safe for her to be on stage?

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Seriously her moving bouncing around can’t be great for the baby
Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Dog, Jennifer Lopez

OMG Ya’ll Jennifer Lopez is soooo preggers!

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I’ve heard rumors (on other people’s websites) that Jenifer Lopez is indeed pregnant with twins! Now these could be rumors but i will report them as fact unless J-Lo’s people contact me and tell us otherwise. I have no life
Filed under: Dog, Jennifer Lopez, News