†Is Jennifer Lopez trying out for the Olympics in 2016 down in Brazil? Because she seems to be swimming a hell of a lot lately. I don’t think I’ve seen her in anything but water and a bathing suit in the last 5 picture sets we’ve found of her. Don’t know if she’s just taking some time off and relaxing or trying to become an athlete. Not sure she’ll do to well. Some thing tell’s me that big booty of hers may create some drag underwater.
†Wonder why Jennifer Lopez keeps hiding her ass from the photographers? Have a scar or something she doesn’t want to show off? Perhaps her gay bf banged her out to hard from behind and left some bruising. You know, because according to those pics we posted before he likes it in the booty hole. Maybe he’s the one covering up the ass bruises though with those shorts and she’s just trying to make him feel ok by doing the same.
Honestly, I’m no J.Lo or ‘Jenny from the Block’ fan. But some times she astonishes me when she gets dressed up. Can’t deny her hotness in these pictures that’s for sure. She’s definitely stepping it up a few levels. Overall, she seems bitchy and arrogant, looks wise, she is definitely better with, or without makeup than a large majority of Hollywood. When she gets dressed up, top 20 easily. Just needs bigger tits.
So the story is Jennifer Lopez denies that these pictures are even real and claims that her new boyfriend Casper some thing is really not gay, and doesn’t go to gay stores to do gay things with other gay people. So apparently J.Lo is in denial that her new boyfriend is actually gay, or she knows and just doesn’t give a shit.
She may not be able to sing, but Jennifer Lopez has one banging body, that ass is world renown for being one of the top 5 on the planet. Her face isn’t to shabby either. I also notice those boobs perked up a little after those kids popped out. So thanks Marc Anthony, men around the world appreciate your contribution to her boob growth.
Perhaps she got tired of Stephen Tyler aka Aerosmith keeping insisting she show some of the contestants how to sing, knowing damn well she can’t sing for shit. She claims she’s leaving because she is ‘to busy’. Really? with what? Jacking show ideas and starting them yourself like she did with the tow truck show? To busy making horribly edited songs then refusing to sing live without auto-tune? Gimme a break. This should be considered a highlight of her career in comparison to the other dribble she’s accomplished.
But here’s some hot photos of her from Vogue anyway. Never said she didn’t have an ass that was worth looking at, with a pretty face to go with it.
Jennifer Lopez appeared at some book launch party. Is Jennifer trying to make some sort of comeback? I’m not bashing her or anything because i love the older ladies, watch out for them though. One second your like oh snap i’ve always wanted to be with a older woman since like the first grade to oh snap she’s married and i wanted booty not murdered by a pissed off husband!
Jennifer Lopez left Store Assistants angry when she demanded the store be shut down so she can shop alone. Oh yeah and her bodyguards showed some guns telling them that J-ho gets a 50% discount. Wow i guess the stories about her being broke are true.
A spy tells Page Six: “She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not.
“Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount.
Stories like this make me laugh, these people really believe the hype that the yes people that work for her tell her. The funniest story i’ve heard is some workers that were doing Halle Berry’s house wasn’t allowed to speak to her unless spoken to. What the eff? Bitch, your a d-lister where did you get a ego from?