Cover that face sweetie

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When you have issues with your face like big ears and a fat face shouldn’t you cover that up? Anywho on a completely unrelated topic here’s Miley Cyrus appearing on Jay Leno last night. Now back to the topic that has nothing at all to do with Miley, really big ears and pulling your hair back? That’s a basic no no.

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Now Looky here I’m out cracka!

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Jay Leno has lost his only black friend Kevin Eubanks because homie is leaving The Tonight Show. Very smart move. Look an iceberg!

Kevin Eubanks is reportedly departing The Tonight Show.

According to People, Jay Leno’s long-time sidekick is leaving after 18 years as band leader.

NBC has so far not confirmed the rumor first reported by Los Angeles radio station K-101 and then followed up on by The New York Times.

Eubanks allegedly “wanted a change” after joining the band as a jazz guitarist in 1992 and becoming the frontman two years later.

It is currently not clear when Eubanks intends to leave, but sources have said that it will be sometime after the programme resumes on March 1.

I’m a little surprised Kevin is leaving. I think he’s doing what Branford Marsalis did by leaving because he’s tired of laughing at the white guy. I guarantee the next guy will be black as well.

Letterman, Leno and Oprah on a couch

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How bizarre was the Jay Leno, David Letterman and Oprah Super Bowl Commercial last night? Sure i didn’t actually watch the Super Bowl because I’m so manly that i don’t need to prove my manliness by watching men chase each other in a field while i wear a jersey with a man’s name on it. I dunno something kinda gay about it. Anywho i wonder how much they paid Letterman to do this? I love Letterman, why David why?

Leno talks Late Night

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Jay Leno responded to the whole Late Night mess last night on his TV show.  I don’t blame Jay as much anymore since he laid it out pretty simple but I don’t like him so I’ll blame him anyway. NBC really did screw both Leno and Conan, it would have been cheaper to just keep Leno at 11:35 and let Conan go if he wanted to. I love Conan, he’s my favorite but Jesus Christ at the money they lost because of this.

Team CoCo mutha-eff’ers!

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How exciting is the Late-night wars? It’s so awesome hearing Conan O’ Brien constantly bashing the network that he works for…for now. How can you not be on Team CoCo? I want my Team CoCo t-shirt before this whole drama ends. Leno, what a douche.

Kimmel pwned Leno

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This is almost painful to watch. Last night Jimmy Kimmel appeared on Jay Leno’s show last night to do a skit and greatness occurred in the process. What the hell is wrong with NBC? Wouldn’t it be funny if Conan and Leno both left NBC? Seeing how Jay Leno likes to hide in closets and all that gay stuff something tells me he sucked off Jeff Zucker to get the job back.

Castrate the bitch. Lets boycott these bitches!

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Roman Polanski, i wasn’t going to touch on this story but like him I’m going to force myself (lame joke?) Anywho asshole director Roman Polanski agreed to pay $500,000 to the 13 year old victim he raped in 1977…. he agreed to that in 1996…He never paid.

A series of court records were released in Los Angeles but the final one from August 1996 showed Polanski still owed $604,000 (£378,000), the original amount having accrued interest.

He initially faced charges including rape and child molesting but pleaded guilty only to unlawful sexual intercourse. He fled the country shortly before he was due to be sentenced in 1978.

The victim sued Polanski in 1988 when she was 25 years old, alleging sexual assault, intentional infliction of emotional distress and seduction and the settlement was reached.

But in a December 1995 court filing her attorney Lawrence Silver said Polanski had “failed to pay any part of the sum due or the interest due”.

It blows my mind these Hollywood douches that are defending Polanski saying he should be released. All these people in Hollywood that are defending him should be boycotted, sooooo yeah lets do that. Some of the names that support him? Rest is here.

Woody Allen, Pedro Almodovar, Jean-Jacques Annaud, Fanny Ardant, Asia Argento, Olivier Assayas, Monica Bellucci, Patrice Chéreau, Luc et Jean-Pierre Dardenne, Jonathan Demme, Costa Gavras, Terry Gilliam, Wong Kar Waï, Jan Kounen, Emir Kusturica, John Landis, David Lynch, Tonie Marshall, Radu Mihaileanu, Jeanne Moreau, Yasmina Reza, Barbet Schroeder, Ettore Scola, Martin Scorsese, Tilda Swinton, Giuseppe Tornatore, Wim Wenders…

Jackass changed his mind

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Stung by criticism from several of his own staffers, “Tonight Show” host Jay Leno has promised to pay employee salaries through at least this week.

According to a source close to Leno, the host will pay around 100 “Tonight Show” staffers on a week-by-week basis — taking the optimistic approach that a strike will be settled soon.

Most of the workers were officially pinkslipped by NBC on Friday; the staff at “Late Night With Conan O’Brien” was also let go the same day.