Put Playboy out of its misery please

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The newest person to pose for the Playboy has been announced, the person? Marge Simpson. Yes from The Simpsons.

Cartoon favourite Marge Simpson is going to be a Playboy cover girl, according to US reports. Blue-haired Marge is set to be on the front of the November issue of the men’s magazine to mark the 20th anniversary of the Simpsons.

Playboy chief Hugh Hefner has previously teased on Twitter about a possible Marge-Playboy collaboration.

Uhhhh i hate Playboy so much, your not cutting edge anymore give it up. When you can see a video of a sexy whore getting banged on a public beach while you get off to it only to realize the sexy girl was actually a Tranny, now a girl with fake boobs and hella airbrushed doesn’t even make my pants move anymore. Catch up Playboy.

CoCo in Playboy *VIDEO*

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CoCo posted a new video of her shooting for a upcoming issue of Playboy. Funny how watching this video (Below) you’ll see more than you will in the actual magazine. Yeah I’ve never been a fan of Playboy, really what’s the point? Sure it made more sense in the 90′s. Is Playboy really going to be around in 5 years? Anybody wanna bet on that? Speaking of which will Hugh Hefner even be around then? Congrats CoCo and now i will ponder how the hell Ice-T pulled that off.

Keep reading for the uncensored video.

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Hugh Hefner sued for….$3 billion

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This is too weird not to post, Ok here we go! And this is a real thing.

Hugh Hefner is being sued for $3 billion by a woman claiming she is the reincarnation of “Venus Aphrodite Demilio”.

Sheri Allred – who also says she is possessed by “the most beautifulest angel lusefer (sic)” – has filed papers at the Los Angeles Superior Court in which she claims the Playboy mogul is part of a paedophile organisation which targeted her when she was five.


I stopped reading after “a woman claiming she is the reincarnation of “Venus Aphrodite Demilio.”

I love Hugh Hefner even though he is in the magazine business (Haha wtf homie!?!) I consider myself the younger version of Hugh Hefner, well except for the fact he lives in a mansion and I live behind Starbucks. I do walk around in a robe all day and i had 3 girlfriends until i couldn’t afford them anymore so were like brothers. Anywho how crazy is that lawsuit?

No more Playboy? Up for sale soon

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Playboy Enterprises Inc, publisher of one of the world’s best known adult magazines, posted a wider fourth-quarter loss, hurt by $157.2 million in restructuring and other one-time costs, as well as weaker-than-expected revenue.

The company, which posted a net loss in each quarter of 2008, also said it would be open to discussions about an outright sale of the company, or changes in the strategic direction of the flagship Playboy Magazine.

Net loss for Playboy, which in recent months has seen a management shake-up including the resignation in December of longtime Chief Executive Christie Hefner, was $145.7 million, or $4.37 per share. This compares with a loss of $1.1 million, or 3 cents a share, in the year-ago period.

Revenue declined to $69.8 million from $85.9 million, due in part to the sale of its television studio assets.

Honestly who in the hell reads Playboy these days anyway? Playboy paid Audrey O’ Day $500,000 to pose. Why do you want to pay to see Softcore pix when you can watch hardcore videos for free? I can either look at an airbrushed picture (NSFW) or watch the same whore get banged in a threesome (NSFW) online for free, tough choice. The only thing i’m worried about is Hugh Hefner, how is he going to pay his girls that $1,000 a week to keep them around? Damn recession and the internets!

That’s something i’d like to see

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Mel B aka Scary Spice aka my future freck buddy told The Sun that she is considering posing for Playboy (great another Playboy story)

The Spice Girl – who is the new face and body of Ultimo underwear – confirmed to the Sun she had received a £1 million offer to strip for the men’s magazine centrefold.

Mel said: “It’s hilarious.

“At the age of 33 it’s flattering to be asked. I’m busy at the moment, but I’ll have to think long and hard about it. Maybe next year.”

At the age of 33? Are you serious? At least your not 50 years old spreading your legs on stage every chance you get pretending your still 21. Jesus i hate Madonna

She’s not giving up…unfortunately

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This former porn star just doesn’t know how to give up. Pamela Anderson really really needs to enjoy it cause i thought it had gotten sad about a year ago but i guess people still get excited to see her naked. Who knew?

She may be in her forties but Pamela Anderson proved she still had the body of a 20-year-old playgirl bunny when she turned up at Hugh Hefner’s birthday bash – naked!

As the head of Playboy celebrated with his plethora of blonde busty women in Las Vegas Pamela popped out from behind the curtains to surprise the 82-year-old Playboy editor with a candlelit cake completely stark naked.

Hugh Hefner wants alot

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Hugh Hefner wants Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson to pose in Playboy. Ummm hasn’t Angelina been naked in only all of the movies she’s been in?

Before Jolie gave birth to daughter Shiloh in 2006, Hefner expressed his desire to see her as a Playboy cover girl.

“I’m hoping to bump into Angelina Jolie to get her to do Playboy after she has had the baby,” he said.

Speaking about the requirements needed to appear in his adult magazine, Hefner told Pop Tarts: “We don’t go for glamour – what we are looking for is a very natural girl-next-door look.

Why hasn’t Scarlett Johansson posed already? Please don’t tell me she’s gonna pull a Jennifer Love Hewitt and tease for over a decade so much that we don’t even wanna see her naked anymore.