She’s 24  for the sake of Christ on the cross getting stabbed by Longinus’!!! Heidi Montag showed off her new face and body recently after undergoing 10 new surgeries. Why? You really have to have some seriously problems to be 24 years old and need a face lift just because.

Waste of space Heidi Montag has said that she wants to get new breast implants, this time? DD’s! Hurray for Christian girls! There for the lord not for us.

The Hills star, begrudging owner of size C boobs, told Closer magazine: “I want to upgrade to a DD cup. I have a curvy butt now and bigger boobs will enhance my shape.”

She has a curvy butt? Since when? Did Playboy airbrush the curve out or something? Anyway how corny is the above picture.

Why in the bloody tampon hell do people still follow this attention whore and douchebag around? Their perfect angle kiss and douchy-ness is really starting to piss me off and the people that follow these whores around makes me question if it’s that horrible to drop a nuke on Hollywood.

You know how Jesus was persecuted? You know who else is persecuted against? Durr dumbass Heidi Montag! They’re totally alike.

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” says Montag, who grew up in Colorado with Holly, brother Sky, 15, and her since-divorced parents, Bill, a rancher, and Darlene, who runs a restaurant with Montag’s stepfather.

This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.” Cameras will capture their trek, but not for The Hills. Pratt says it’s possible they could adopt a baby while over there, but Montag laughs that idea off.

If it wasn’t for Perez Hilton i would have no idea who this whore is. She talks about wanting to win an Oscar, is she serious? Wikipedia says she’s a musician, has a clothing line and an aspiring actress. Jesus Christ can’t she stick to one thing and be horrible at that?