Heidi still has it. Your girl doesn’t

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For some reason Heidi Klum released a trailer (below) for her upcoming book. Pretty amazing that Heidi is 37 and popped out like 8 kids and still looks amazing. What other supermodel is still hot after being in the spotlight for this long? That’s right, there is none. Speaking of Supermodels that i beat it to whatever happened to Niki Taylor? I dropped some serious goo in 6th grade looking at her.

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That’s weird and sexy i guess?

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Heidi Klum loves to go naked in her private life, even infront of her parents. I can’t blame her. My dad loves looking at my junk while we get together during Jesus’ birthday.

After almost 20 years as a supermodel, being undressed clearly comes naturally to Heidi Klum.

In fact, in a wide-ranging new interview, the 36-year-old reveals she is so relaxed about nudity she happily goes naked in front of her parents.


Miss Klum, who models for US fashion and lingerie label Victoria’s Secret and is thought to be worth around £10million, says: ‘I think it’s because I grew up in a very easy-going family where my parents were always naked.

‘My parents are still naked. I mean, it’s not like we’re hippies and we run around naked, but if they happened to be in their room changing or something or someone comes out of the shower, they’re not, like, “Oh my God. No. Close the door.”’

That is a little weird. I’m a completely open person but I’m not flashing my huge wang to my mom and dad. I wouldn’t want my dad to get jealous and wonder why I didn’t take after him.

The hottest Milf around

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Heidi Klum posed in the latest issue of Allure magazine. 36 years old and still looking like she did 10 years ago, these girls out here need to take notes. Normal girls have 2 kids and add 50+ lbs and keep it on for the rest of their life. Anywho enjoy the pix because i already did.

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Wow and she had 4 kids

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How in the hell does a woman that had 4 kids have a body like that? I know girls my age that have 1 kid and totally lose it all and gain 100 lbs. That’s why it’s smart to go after older women that’s in shape. It’s there anything hotter than a older woman that’s in great shape? Watch out for the married one’s that trick you, very dangerous but ohhhh so tempting. I’d take a few stitches from Seal to stick it in Heidi for 42 seconds. Anywho here’s Heidi Klum in DT magazine.

GQ is sum bitches

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GQ magazine used some old pix of Heidi Klum for the new issue. She’s naked so i really can’t blame them but they are still some bitches. I think in Playboy’s next issue they should get that Marilyn Monroe chick to pose.

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Heidi Klum lets me down

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I cannot believe i said that. Heidi Klum has never ever let me down, i spent hours at night watching her on the runway and looking at Victoria Secret’s ads. I guess it’s time to put down the lotion and move on? It’s a sad day but she is getting older and pregnant again. I’ll watch the video (Below) again and remember the good times. Thanks Heidi.

Can somebody Rihanna this fool?

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Some German fashion designer (Sie saugen ein Loch! First person to translate that gets to waste 5 minutes of their life finding a translater.) Anywho he stated that Heidi Klum is:

“She is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly.

“That is not avant-garde – that is commercial!”

Sadly he’s not the only one on the continent who thinks that way.

Model agency head Louisa von Minckwitz said she’s too curvy AND too short.

Fashion guru Karl Lagerfeld twisted the knife further, adding: “I don’t know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn’t know who she is.”


This dude is stupid as hell and i’m pretty sure he’s gay. Nothing against gay people because they know pretty things just look at Kanye West and his shoes. Grins stupidly? Huh? That’s the gayest thing i heard since i shaved my legs because i like the way i look when i get out of the pool.

Heidi Klum has got Style

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Wow what a lame title (get it it’s a shoot for Style magazine.) Heidi Klum is one Supermodel i don’t wanna see age, she will probably age great i just don’t wanna see her get old cause she’s freckin’ perfect and i really don’t wanna have to pick a new favorite from the pack of whores that’s out there right now. Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima? No thanks my hand would do a better job.