Archive: Heidi Klum

The hottest Milf around

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Heidi Klum posed in the latest issue of Allure magazine. 36 years old and still looking like she did 10 years ago, these girls out here need to take notes. Normal girls have 2 kids and add 50+ lbs and keep it on for the rest of their life. Anywho enjoy the pix because i already did.

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Filed under: Celebrity Flashes, Celebrity Photoshoots, Heidi Klum

Wow and she had 4 kids

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How in the hell does a woman that had 4 kids have a body like that? I know girls my age that have 1 kid and totally lose it all and gain 100 lbs. That’s why it’s smart to go after older women that’s in shape. It’s there anything hotter than a older woman that’s in great shape? Watch out for the married one’s that trick you, very dangerous but ohhhh so tempting. I’d take a few stitches from Seal to stick it in Heidi for 42 seconds. Anywho here’s Heidi Klum in DT magazine.

Filed under: Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity See Thru, Heidi Klum

GQ is sum bitches

GQ magazine used some old pix of Heidi Klum for the new issue. She’s naked so i really can’t blame them but they are still some bitches. I think in Playboy’s next issue they should get that Marilyn Monroe chick to pose.

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Heidi Klum lets me down

I cannot believe i said that. Heidi Klum has never ever let me down, i spent hours at night watching her on the runway and looking at Victoria Secret’s ads. I guess it’s time to put down the lotion and move on? It’s a sad day but she is getting older and pregnant again. I’ll watch the video (Below) again and remember the good times. Thanks Heidi.

Filed under: Celebrity Photoshoots, Heidi Klum

Can somebody Rihanna this fool?

Some German fashion designer (Sie saugen ein Loch! First person to translate that gets to waste 5 minutes of their life finding a translater.) Anywho he stated that Heidi Klum is:

“She is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly.

“That is not avant-garde – that is commercial!”

Sadly he’s not the only one on the continent who thinks that way.

Model agency head Louisa von Minckwitz said she’s too curvy AND too short.

Fashion guru Karl Lagerfeld twisted the knife further, adding: “I don’t know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn’t know who she is.”


This dude is stupid as hell and i’m pretty sure he’s gay. Nothing against gay people because they know pretty things just look at Kanye West and his shoes. Grins stupidly? Huh? That’s the gayest thing i heard since i shaved my legs because i like the way i look when i get out of the pool.

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