I’m totally kidding, i don’t want Hayden Panettiere to be shot in the mouth….unless I’m doing the shooting with my wang. There are other pictures from this shoot but do you really care to see them? I seen them and their nothing special, Loving the tattoo of a bird…homo.

I find Hayden Panettiere extremely annoying, thankfully my freaky stomach fetish trumps my annoyance of her. The video (below) is kind of creepy. How much do these people make a year following these celebrities around? Hopefully they pull in at least 100k a year. Then again If i can see sexy stomach’s all day i would pay TMZ 100k a year to film it…And beat off at the same time. What Hayden, it’s only a penis calm down.

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Hayden Panettiere showed off her new brunette hair today. It’s amazing just with that hair it looks like she gained 30 lbs. I’m usually crazy and actually prefer brunettes but it doesn’t work for every girl and here’s a great example. Ewww she looks like a normal girl and in Hollywood normal looking people sleep on the street and give tug jobs for crack money.

I never believed that Hayden Panettiere is 20 years old. Doesn’t she look about 40? And that is some sort of compliment i think, well not really because i never really noticed the appeal. Plus she’s attracted to older guys… Ewww? I’m not the one to talk because i have an unhealthy obsession with older women. Blame my first grade teacher that touched me in the naughty place during nap-time while I slept on my mat.

Hayden Panettiere appeared at some red carpet event, i don’t know what event and who cares anyway? Hayden is one of those people that you don’t want to be near, it’s like God leave me alone you have nothing to offer. She has no body and the personality of a Mormon, i take that back because Mormon’s can keep you entertained on a Sunday afternoon after arriving at your house on their sweet mountain bikes. Not a easy thing riding up the hill on a 10 speed.